Come to AZ. Motherland of the good looking 40 year old women...who are really only 25. The sun will fix that 'good skin' thing for you.
Lol, noooo, I don't want to mess things up.
True story. About ten years ago I was heading into a store that was next door to a tanning salon. The salon was having some kind of promotion, they had music going and employees outside trying to get business. So this bleached blonde says to me, "Honey, would you like a little color?" I looked at her burnt-cookie self and said "I don't tan. I don't want to look like leather."