*Lol*
"One Chicago hot dog stand is having a lot of fun with the political controversy surrounding Donald Trump’s “small” hands.
The Wiener’s Circle is offering a brand-new product called “The Trump Footlong” on Friday — the same day that Trump is holding a rally in Chicago, according to WMAQ-TV.
The joke is that “The Trump Footlong” is only 3-inches long. The $2.69 item is part of The Wiener Circle’s marketing campaign to “Make Wieners Great Again.”
But the fun doesn’t stop there. Besides “The Trump Footlong,” the iconic hot dog stand is also offering the “Trump Package” — two 3-inch Chicago-style hot dogs with a drink and fries for $8.30 — and the “Trump Super PAC,” a whopping four 3-inch dogs with fries and a drink for $12.56, according to WMAQ"
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/03/11/donald-trump-might-be-disappointed-after-getting-an-eyeful-of-chicago-hot-dog-stands-new-item-the-trump-footlong/