Atheists worship pork at the self-proclaimed Church of Bacon

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Matt Finn
Fox News
May 28, 2015

For some eating bacon is a religious experience. But in Las Vegas, there’s a group dedicated to the worship of the cured pork.

Founded in 2010, the United Church of Bacon now claims nearly 10,000 members worldwide and is based on beliefs that include its followers must love the smell of bacon.

"...we say bacon is real therefore it’s our god."

“Bacon is a way to bring people together, even if you are religious, there’s no discrimination. You can have a god before bacon,” said church founder and ex-Marine John Whiteside. “I like pigs in a blanket, that’s great, I like donuts and bacon, any type of bacon is great.”

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Yes. I understand the bacon thing. But would it not be more appropriate to honor our god, 'pasta'? Wouldn't being a pastafarian be a simpler and better approach?

Bacon and pasta get along, don't they. There is no war.



http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Pastafarian