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Offline NavyCanDo

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Hilarious SWA Flight Attendant
« on: April 16, 2014, 08:49:49 am »
Love the folks at Southwest. Besides buying only Boeing 737s they also encourage  employees from CEO on down to have fun.



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Re: Hilarious SWA Flight Attendant
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2014, 09:06:02 am »
She is hysterically funny. Great stand-up comedy on the taxiway. 

I fly Southwest whenever I can, even if I have to endure a layover, just in order to avoid having to fly US Airways. There's a huge difference in attitude, as well as competence between the two carriers. USA employees are as happy, friendly and helpful as TSA agents after working a double-shift.   
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Re: Hilarious SWA Flight Attendant
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2014, 06:41:22 pm »
4th run thogh of it and I am crying, laughing so hard. It is PERFECT.
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Re: Hilarious SWA Flight Attendant
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2014, 06:47:40 pm »
I fly Southwest a lot and there are quite a few of their attendants that have a pretty good schtick on the legal read.  They are a funny group and their pilots can land the planes like a feather in the gusty Vegas wind.
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Re: Hilarious SWA Flight Attendant
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2014, 07:26:50 pm »
Sort of thing my wife would adore to say - but every time she says "If you are flying with small children - we're sorry" just kills me.
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Re: Hilarious SWA Flight Attendant
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2014, 08:33:25 pm »
I missed the "No tampering in with the web cam in the lavatory"  the first time through.
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Re: Hilarious SWA Flight Attendant
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2014, 09:23:30 am »
I missed the "No tampering in with the web cam in the lavatory"  the first time through.
There was a bit of a stunned silence after that, as if the passengers were thinking maybe NSA really has gone that far!
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