Top Ten Other Scandals Involving ObamaKeith Koffler

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Keith Koffler over at White House Dossier has been looking into the Obama admin with a magnifying glass and has come up with the following:

Wondering, where does it all stop?, White House Dossier this week dispatched a team of investigative reporters to uncover any other scandals that might have occurred under President Obama’s watch.

As you can imagine, we came up with a plethora of juicy stuff. What follows are the top ten unrevealed scandals that personally involve Obama.

We found out that Obama . . .

1. Intentionally served Israeli Prime Minister Benyamin Netanyahu pork chops.

2. Gave Queen Elizabeth an iPod with Hitler’s greatest speeches on it.

3. Tried to have EPA declare the Heritage Foundation a hazardous waste dump.

4. Sought to make tax free all earnings from books based on dreams given to sons by fathers.

5. Initially wanted to claim Benghazi attack inspired by Beatles’ song “Helter Skelter.”

6. Added pornographic materials to public Amazon wish lists of Associated Press reporters.

7. Sought to cover up fact that Reese Witherspoon is actually a political prisoner.

8. Demanded IRS audit all radio personalties whose first names rhyme with “brush.”

9. Took money from the Contras and gave it to Iran.

10. Billed government for “official” trips by Michelle to “investigate ski conditions in Colorado.”

Much, much worse than we thought.

http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2013/05/16/top-ten-scandals-involving-obama/?awt_l=7_VBE&awt_m=3X0SQVNOl7TM1Od

[Rapunzel]

I figured out this was satire when I got to Reese Witherspoon.