Whoa-- Hey, Lois? Lois Lane? Look on that little TV over the bar...
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that is one hot kiss between you...
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and Superman!
What? That's Superman...
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but I don't wear...
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a crown--
And...
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that's not my hair...
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or naked back--
And
THAT...
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is not my...
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ass!
My Superman...
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He-- He's kissing that wussy skank...
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Wonder Woman!
Wonder?...
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Lois here! Listen up, you home-wrecking hussy!
I see you've been flashing those big boobs...
![](http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/SupermanLois-4b-R.gif)
of yours at Superman!
And your slutty way of dressing...
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has got him all hot and bothered!
You do realize I could crush you...
![](http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Superman-WW-2.gif)
with my little finger, don't you?
Bye-bye-- Yep...
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she sure could--
Well, it could have been worse. Superman could have been locking lips...
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with Batman!
Now, now, Lois. We all know those rumors...
![](http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Superman-Batman-1-L.gif)
are just plain false--
Besides, surely we all know Aquaman...
![](http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Superman-Batman-2-L.gif)
is the really weak sister in the Justice League.
Bat, old sport, I agree with you that Aquaman is the hands down fairy queen of the Justice League, but you just have to...
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stop calling me 'Shirley!'
Meanwhile, out past the pier...
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still waters run deep--
Whoa, my trusty steed, Storm...
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we have to stop all these unfounded rumors!
I must use my telepathic abilities...
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to call all my faithful supporters from the Atlantic--
And all my faithful supporters...
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from the Pacific--
We are coming from the North Atlantic...
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Aquaman!
As are we...
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from the South Pacific!
Aquaman, we supporters of yours from the North Atlantic...
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are coming to help!
And we of the Hawaiian waters...
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are coming to support you!
This is...
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wonderful!
Yew hew, Aquaman? The North Pacific Frisco Bay is full of your faithful supporters...
![](http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/FishSchool-6.gif)
and we are coming to back you all the way--
As is New York, all united in support...
![](http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/FishSchool-5.gif)
marching in lockstep for our dear, dear Aquaman!
And, where else would you be supported 100 percent? Only in the entire French....
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Navy!
Talk about overplaying...
![](http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-n-BB/OrsonWells-1-R.gif)
your hand--
Still cannot forever see why in the world they would ever think...
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I am gay?
I agree, why do they all seem to think that Batman...
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and Aquaman are light in the loafers?
They are all just jealous of our totally masculine super powers...
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and well fitting costumes--
Finally made the big time...
![](http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-i-BB/Bender-17a-R.gif)
in DC Comics...
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And now, on with my "Never Wrong" Picks...
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for Week One of the 2012 NFL Season:
Okay, okay, let's get the elephant in the room out of the way...
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Eli has gone too far--
"I've won two Super Bowls so I have a right...
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to be a diva!"
"And face it, if the Cowboys knock me...
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out of the game, no one can fill...
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my shoes!"
You got that right, girl...
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no one could fill those gravy boats!
Well, Eli, it is time for your comeuppance and my Boys...
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will do to the tune of 31 to 17--
Sunday finds these games and these exact score:
Indianapolis 10 at Chicago 24: Poor Andrew finds no luck in surviving his first attack...
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by Da Bears
Philadelphia 28 at Cleveland 3: Those poor Brown Stains chowed down on the wrong...
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feed--
New England 27 at Tennessee 21: Allegra Old Earlers, still Fisherless, get no respite...
![](http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-n-BB/TomBrady-1.gif)
from Brady's march to the sea--
Atlanta 20 at Kansas City 21: My Old Dallas Texans... <img width=200 src="
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-i-BB/Bender-KCTexans-R-250.gif"> disguised as Indian Chiefs...
![](http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-n-BB/FtApache-1.gif)
ambush Vick's Old Team--
Jacksonville 14 at Minnesota 10: Yep, you do, Viqueens... <img width=200 src="
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-L-BB/Vikings-Suck.gif"> you really do--
Washington 16 at New Orleans 31: Yep, old Roger was distracted by them comely female replacement refs and
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played like all the others that came before--
Buffalo 17 at NY Jets 28: Tebow pulls another one...
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out of the fire--
St. Louis 10 at Detroit 24: It was a love fest...
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that is until the dinner bell rang--
Miami 17 at Houston 35: Allegras Texicans have...
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a fish fry--
San Francisco 28 at Green Bay 31: Well, campers, it was Fromage vs Cheddar and big's yellow wheel... <img width=200 src="
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-i-BB/HomerSimpson19x.gif"> won hands down--
Seattle 27 at Arizona 13: Russell Wilson get his first, official NFL...
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kill--
Carolina 30 at Tampa Bay 24: Cam lives up to the hype...
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as Carolina's Anti-Pink Panthers...
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sink...
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the Bucs toots sweet--
Pittsburgh 27 at Denver 24: Sad to say, but Peyton's call to 'Win one...
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for the Gummer!" falls short --
Monday night me and ESPN have cooked up...
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a two fer--
Cincinnati 7 at Baltimore 23:
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Bendy needs my help but my Black Byrds don't...
![](http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-n-BB/Hitchcock-1c-R.gif)
in routing Cinci--
San Diego 28 at Oakland 10: Those Raider hoards smell blood...
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but Norv knows it is his...
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last stand and gets the win--
All righty, boys and girls, it is time...
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for y'all's picks.
I'll play a little pi'anner interlude for ya...
![](http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-40La.gif)
but hurry up, I don't have all day!