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Naked Woman Was Driving With Guns, Drugs
« on: Saturday, Jul 18, 2026 04:51 am »
Naked Woman Was Driving With Guns, Drugs
It is unknown why Mississippian was unencumbered by clothing
 
JULY 17--A completely naked Mississippi woman was driving erratically in a car containing marijuana and illegally modified firearms when she was pulled over late Sunday evening, according to police.

During the traffic stop in the town of Ellisville (pop. 4652), police discovered that driver Katelyn Maxwell, 22, was unencumbered by any clothing. Maxwell, who was alone in the 2017 Dodge Challenger--which reeked of pot--appeared to be under the influence, investigators reported.

A search of the vehicle turned up a Glock handgun at Maxwell’s feet and another Glock wedged between the passenger seat and center console. In the trunk, cops found a third Glock and two AR-15 rifles, one of which appeared to have been outfitted with a “switch” that would make it fully automatic.

Seen above, Maxwell was arrested on an assortment of felony and misdemeanor counts for which she is locked up in the Jones County jail in lieu of $35,000 bond.

https://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/naked-guns-drugs-185069
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Re: Naked Woman Was Driving With Guns, Drugs
« Reply #1 on: Saturday, Jul 18, 2026 04:53 am »
Quote from: rangerrebew on Saturday, Jul 18, 2026 04:51 am

It is unknown why Mississippian was unencumbered by clothing
 

So, police would have to avert their eyes she's so ugly and disgusting?
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Re: Naked Woman Was Driving With Guns, Drugs
« Reply #2 on: Saturday, Jul 18, 2026 06:17 am »
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, Jul 18, 2026 07:40 am »
Why is it always the women you don't want to see naked....are the ones you see naked?
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, Jul 18, 2026 07:52 am »
I gather this is no Sydney Sweeney..... :thud:
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Re: Naked Woman Was Driving With Guns, Drugs
« Reply #5 on: Saturday, Jul 18, 2026 08:54 am »
This is news?

That's just any given Wednesday in the 305.
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She was
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Re: Naked Woman Was Driving With Guns, Drugs
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Well... I don't know her...

@corbe ?
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