Kristi Noem weighs in on report husband lives cross-dressing double life: ‘The family was blindsided

[Timber Rattler]

https://nypost.com/2026/03/31/us-news/kristi-noem-weighs-in-on-report-husband-bryon-lives-cross-dressing-double-life/

Former Department of Homeland Security chief Kristi Noem is “devastated” by salacious allegations her husband Bryon lives a double life where he cross-dresses and chats online with fetish models.

“Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time,” Noem’s representatives told The Post.

According to reporting by the Daily Mail, Bryon Noem chatted up women from the so-called “bimbofication” fetish scene, in which adult performers augment their breasts with massive amounts of saline to achieve a “Barbie doll”-like appearance.

Citing “hundreds” of messages purportedly sent by three women from the scene, Noem’s husband enthusiastically praised their heavily augmented appearances, and proclaimed he coveted “huge, huge ridiculous boobs,” according to the Mail.

One photo the Mail claims Bryon Noem shared with the women features him wearing pink hot-pants and a flesh-colored, skin-tight suit.

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Well, huh.  I didn't see that coming.  Now all is clear, and I don't believe for a moment that she didn't know.  I guess I've got to cut her at least a little slack now for her sleeping around with Lewandowski...just a little though.

 

[the OlLine Rebel]

This is what I commented on on TOS before looking into that funding drive stuff.

Always a possibility it’s untrue.

Also, if it’s true, I’m sure the leftists will protect him and say we need to accept his identity.  And we must call him transgender, not transvestite, and for slang trans, not trannie.

[massadvj]

Nice rack.