Today's Toons 3/23/26

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The FBI reported last Friday that its informers in Iran's government say there's a plan for the Iranians to attack California with drone missiles. It sounds to me like part of a Trump-dictated peace settlement, Trump will allow Iran to have nuclear weapons if Iran agrees to attack California with them.

New York Post reports rumors that the new Ayatollah is gay. To counter this, he's released video of himself hunting, working on his truck, and talking about his days coaching High School football.

The Academy Awards ceremony in Hollywood Sunday is rumored to have saved the Ayatollah's life in Iran. The Supreme Leader was lying in his hospital room in a coma, when an old friend came by to see him, and turned on the Oscars ceremony. The Ayatollah got up and changed the channel.

Cuba had an island-wide blackout Sunday when electricity ran low due to the energy embargo imposed by Trump, who wants to force Cuba to convert from communism to a free market economy. Last week they opened up a Gold's Gym in Havana. You can imagine the line to use the rowing machine.

The Sydney Herald reports that five of the seven defectors from Iran's girls' soccer team opted to go home to Iran from Australia. It wasn't an easy choice. If the girls tell a joke about the Ayatollah in Iran they'll be executed, but in Australia they only get five years in jail under their Hate Speech Laws.

Trump says he'll be watching tonight's World Baseball Classic final between United States and Venezuela. It goes without saying that Trump's favorite sports channel is Fox Deportes.

President Trump hosted Ireland's Prime Minister Tuesday and they disagreed over England deciding to stay out of the Iran War. Talk about weird, Trump doesn't drink and an Irish Prime Minister defended England. This wasn't a St. Patrick's Day party, it was an episode of the Twilight Zone.

President Trump's Director of the National Counter-Intelligence Center Joe Kent resigned his post Tuesday in protest over Trump's decision to attack Iran, claiming that a nuclear Iran posed no threat to the U.S. This recalls to me the Mayor of Hiroshima's last words. What the hell was THAT?

Senate Democrats who do not like Voter ID say the bill's birth certificate requirement to register to would exclude millions who lost or can't find theirs. No sweat. I know of a Kinko's in Honolulu that can print up a birth certificate which will make 41% of the country believe you were born in Hawaii.

President Trump hosted an hour-long press conference in the Oval Office Monday to discuss his war options and goals. Regarding Iran, Trump told reporters that a previous U.S. president told him in confidence that he was doing the right thing. Number 47 is always glad to hear from Number 45.

Prime Minister Keir Starmer sent the Royal Navy destroyer HMS Dragon to Cyprus to defend British interests in the Eastern Mediterranean. I'm worried over how this could turn out. En route the British warship is going to have a French escort but isn't that what put Prince Andrew in the doghouse?

The House Oversight Committee subpoenaed Attorney General Pam Bondi to appear in April to explain all the redactions in the Epstein files. We know this, his pimp won't squeal on him. If true love involves finishing each other's sentences, Ghislaine Maxwell must have really loved Jeffrey Epstein.

War concerns mount in Southern California. In LA our only defense against drones is the Oscars orchestra that plays them off stage after 30 seconds.

On this date in 1979, congress began televising its daily business on the floor of the House. It was an immediate success, leading to the placement of cameras in other high crime areas.

NY Gov. Kathy Hochul begs ex-New Yorkers to return to NY from low-tax Florida and support New York. The exodus has become a flood. More rich guys have left Manhattan than Epstein Island.

Iran today boasted it has destroyed hundreds of US missiles with its buildings.

When Chuck Norris got to Heaven he asked God to keep America safe from its enemies. The next day Robert Mueller died.

-- Argus Hamilton

"We've decided to share the ocean with Iran. We've given them the bottom half."

-- Pete Hegseth

[verga]

Thank you Pookie

[pookie18]

Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, Verga!

[Smokin Joe]

Thanks, pookie!

[Jimino]

  Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, as always, Jimino!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, as ever, Polly Ticks!