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Trump Briefed That Iran’s New Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei Is Probably Gay – His Priceless Reacti
« on: March 16, 2026, 09:17:03 am »
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You know that classic Trump moment when the most explosive, politically incorrect intelligence briefing lands on his desk and he just lets out a huge laugh? That’s exactly what happened when President Trump was briefed last week that U.S. intelligence believes Iran’s new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei — who took power after his father Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was killed in U.S.-Israeli airstrikes — may be gay. According to two intelligence officials and a third person close to the White House, Trump couldn’t contain his surprise and laughed aloud when the intel was presented he even used some words that are not reported but made everyone laugh. Others in the room joined in, finding it “hilarious,” while one senior intelligence official “has not stopped laughing about it for days.”



This is the funniest thing I’ve read this morning.

https://defiantamerica.com/trump-briefed-that-irans-new-supreme-leader-mojtaba-khamenei-is-probably-gay/
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Re: Trump Briefed That Iran’s New Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei Is Probably Gay – His Priceless Reacti
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2026, 09:45:58 am »
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Re: Trump Briefed That Iran’s New Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei Is Probably Gay – His Priceless Reacti
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2026, 09:51:26 am »
But, Is he, the master of his own domain?
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Re: Trump Briefed That Iran’s New Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei Is Probably Gay – His Priceless Reacti
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2026, 10:42:51 am »
Quote from: Wingnut on March 16, 2026, 09:51:26 am
But, Is he, the master of his own domain?

Probably not.  There are rumors he's impotent and required fertility drugs to conceive.
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Re: Trump Briefed That Iran’s New Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei Is Probably Gay – His Priceless Reacti
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2026, 02:47:39 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on March 16, 2026, 10:42:51 am
Probably not.  There are rumors he's impotent and required fertility drugs to conceive.
So Gay and shooting blanks, Perfect fit for Iran.
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Re: Trump Briefed That Iran’s New Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei Is Probably Gay – His Priceless Reacti
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2026, 02:51:54 pm »
Most of the imams seem to prefer boys - and they think that doesn't make them gay.


https://twitter.com/KennethRWebster/status/2033616276170395747
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Re: Trump Briefed That Iran’s New Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei Is Probably Gay – His Priceless Reacti
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2026, 03:53:35 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on March 16, 2026, 09:51:26 am
But, Is he, the master of his own domain?
"Springtime... for Islam and Khamenei...
Tehran is happy and gay!
We used to settle for goats and sheep
Now the young men, they'll never sleep.."
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Re: Trump Briefed That Iran’s New Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei Is Probably Gay – His Priceless Reacti
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2026, 03:55:14 pm »
The Gayatollah.

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Re: Trump Briefed That Iran’s New Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei Is Probably Gay – His Priceless Reacti
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2026, 04:13:12 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on March 16, 2026, 02:51:54 pm
Most of the imams seem to prefer boys - and they think that doesn't make them gay.


https://twitter.com/KennethRWebster/status/2033616276170395747
Well, they say that what happens in prison doesn't count... :shrug: 888mouth
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Re: Trump Briefed That Iran’s New Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei Is Probably Gay – His Priceless Reacti
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2026, 09:07:11 am »
IranGay StuffAyatollah

The new ayatollah is apparently gay. See how the Trump admin responded to the news.
Image for article: The new ayatollah is apparently gay. See how the Trump admin responded to the news.

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Mar 16, 2026

Ladies and gentlemen, reports indicate the new ayatollah is gay.



That GIF seems to be the exact way Trump and friends reacted to the report.

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It's not just that he's "probably gay," but that "his father, the late Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, feared his suitability to rule the Islamic Republic for that reason."

(I think I know who the liberals' favorite world leader is about to be.)
Here's my favorite part from the NYP:

Trump couldn't contain his surprise and laughed aloud when he was briefed on the intel, according to sources.

Others in the room also found it 'hilarious' and joined the president's reaction, while one senior intelligence official 'has not stopped laughing about it for days,' said one person familiar with the briefing.

🤣🤣🤣

https://notthebee.com/article/the-new-ayatollah-is-apparently-gay-see-how-the-trump-admin-responded-to-the-news
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Re: Trump Briefed That Iran’s New Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei Is Probably Gay – His Priceless Reacti
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2026, 09:07:51 am »
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Re: Trump Briefed That Iran’s New Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei Is Probably Gay – His Priceless Reacti
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2026, 09:21:14 am »
The CIA has a longstanding tradition of leaking gay rumors about muslim tyrants.  See the Saddam gay sex tape and gay porn found during the raid on Gaddafi's compound. 

But then again, maybe they're all gay.   :shrug:
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Re: Trump Briefed That Iran’s New Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei Is Probably Gay – His Priceless Reacti
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2026, 11:28:08 am »
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Quote from: cato potatoe on March 17, 2026, 09:21:14 am
The CIA has a longstanding tradition of leaking gay rumors about muslim tyrants.  See the Saddam gay sex tape and gay porn found during the raid on Gaddafi's compound. 

But then again, maybe they're all gay.   :shrug:
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