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Senator Chuck Schumer faced the wrath of the Progressives Thursday after Senate Democrats caved in and ended the shutdown. He's up for re-election next year. Chuck Schumer's re-election campaign is going to be sponsored by Netflix, which means he'll be played by a young Hispanic female.

Los Angeles hosted a congressional field hearing Thursday after last year's fire in the Pacific Palisades exposed L.A. as woefully unprepared. The reservoirs were empty and the fire hydrants were dry. If the fire hydrants don't have any water, they should stop ticketing me for parking in front of them.

President Trump's onetime social link to Jeffrey Epstein was raised by Democrats by releasing Epstein's emails. The White House said Trump kicked Epstein out of Mar-a-Lago because he was a creepy pedophile. Epstein was the worst blackjack player in Vegas because he kept hitting on 16 and 17.

The House Administration Committee plans to hold hearings on stock trading by Members in the wake of news about Nancy Pelosi's $130 million profit in trades since coming to Congress in 1986. At her age, Nancy needs a bar inside the shower to maintain her balance. The bartender helps, too.

President Trump signed the bill re-opening the government on Wednesday, declaring that the Democrats got nothing. The transition from Tuesday to Wednesday summed up this political era in a nutshell. Democrats declared war on Armistice Day and Trump screwed the Democrats on Hump Day.

President Trump threatened to sue the BBC for doctoring video of his January 6th, 2021, speech to made him look insurrectionary. The Director of the BBC responded Tuesday. She stated she denies any institutional bias against Donald Trump by the BBC, despite Orange Hitler's claims to the contrary.

Civil Rights legend Jesse Jackson is reported to be in good condition after being hospitalized over the weekend at Chicago's Northwestern Memorial Hospital. Jesse is diagnosed with a condition called progressive supranuclear palsy. The cause of the disorder is unknown, but he is blaming racism.

The International Olympic Committee ruled Tuesday trans-athletes can't compete in women's sports in the 2028 Olympic Games. The tide is turning on the trans-gender movement. Here on the Sunset Strip, guys in bars have begun spiking women's drinks with Viagra to spot if she's actually a man.

Michelle Obama nixed any idea of her running for president in 2028 in an interview last week, saying Kamala's defeat proves America is not yet ready for a woman president. I disagree. If the Republicans ever learn how to use AI, a hologram of Margaret Thatcher is just the next election cycle away.

Carville advises Democrats to jettison the radical progressives. Nowadays, being a moderate Democrat is like being the least drunk Australian.

Democratic lawmakers posted a video urging the U.S. military to disobey orders that they deem illegal. They want to halt missile strikes on the drug boats. Wall Street traders, comics and movie stars complain that cocaine is now $50 a gram more expensive than it was when Hunter Biden was president.

Zohran Mamdani is flying to DC to meet with President Trump Friday. LaGuardia has already booked him a direct flight into the Pentagon.

The Trump-Mamdani meeting went better than expected. Mamdani didn't get deported and Trump didn't get beheaded, so there was a lot of disappointment in both camps.

Trump grants Democrats demands to release the Epstein files. Then the accomplices all turn out to be Democrats. In comedy this is known as the old exploding cigar trick.

-- Argus Hamilton