If There Are 'No Kings,' Why Are the Mobs Still Screaming for a Throne?
Kevin McCullough
This past weekend, my television show opened its second hour with a sketch that had our studio crew barely holding it together. Al Barry and his team—our resident masters of >animated satire—dropped a new short that could easily be described as South Park meets CNN after dark. The premise? “Roger the Burger Communist” takes over after the fall of the “Burger King,” declaring that everyone will now get exactly one fry, evenly distributed by the “Ministry of Fairness.”
It was absurd. It was hysterical. And it was true.
The sketch aired just as the nation witnessed one of the most violent weekends in recent memory—what DHS officials dubbed “one of the most violent days in Operation Midway Blitz.” Federal officers in Portland were once again under siege by so-called “anti-ICE agitators,” and the usual self-appointed revolutionaries in matching REI raincoats tried to burn the American flag, clash with police, and then cry “oppression” when arrested.
These weren’t downtrodden minorities, desperate immigrants, or the poor yearning to breathe free. According to DHS reports and demographic breakdowns, the overwhelming majority were the same people we’ve seen leading the “No Kings” marches: white, female, about 40, and overwhelmingly single—or identifying as lesbian.
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