We Totally Voted for Trump to Tick Off Tiresome Foreigners
Kurt Schlichter
Quick, everybody care what a bunch of impotent, fussy foreigners think about us! No, really, we should give a damn that some herring-gobbling fjord jockey is mad about Donald Trump. Yeah, Norwegians totally matter. But not really. No foreigner matters. Not Canadians, not the English, not the Arabs (especially of the nonexistent Palestinian variety), not the Papua/New Guineans. Here’s the reality. Most foreigners are trash. Most people who aren’t Americans suck. And treacherous Americans who presume to leverage the puny outrage of second-rate cultures against ours deserve our contempt and mockery almost as much as the foreigners themselves.
They think we’re dumb, New World rubes with too much in the way of guns, calories, and Jesus. In contrast, we barely think of them at all.
Donald Trump went to the United Nations the other day and did something that American presidents aren’t supposed to do, which is refuse to pretend that the delegates aren’t a motley bunch of pompous cronies of mostly pathetic potentates. The last time any of us thought the UN was anything but a corrupt clusterfark of jumped-up chiselers trying to hustle greenbacks from Uncle Sucker was back in second grade when we collected pennies for UNICEF, you know, before our public school teachers replaced that particular brand of performative onanism with drag queen story hour.
What really gets to them is Trump‘s total contempt for the UN and everything and everyone it represents. He’s not just unimpressed by their pretensions to dignity; he actively despises them. That’s why he wouldn’t let it go about the escalator that they couldn’t make work (assuming it was not done on purpose, in which case our new ambassador Mike Waltz should nuke the entire site from orbit). Trump famously made his escalator work. These dummies collect billions of dollars a year, and they can’t even operate the same kind of moving stairway you can find functioning in a zillion shopping malls. That’s a microcosm of the UN’s failure around the world. We give it money, and it squanders it. It demands respect, and it generates enough hot air to make the climate change hoax real. Weak American leaders treat it like it matters, but Trump laughs at it. No wonder the Turtle Bay losers are big mad.
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