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CNN commentators opened my eyes today with an observation I never considered. Surveillance videos are racist.

This one hurts. I was watching Charlie Kirk on TV yesterday and thinking nothing can stop him from someday becoming president. So sad some bleep proved me wrong.

Yet another reminder for security at all outdoor conservative events to keep an eye on the goddamned roofs.

Charlie Kirk's shooting divided the country and the cable news channels along partisan lines. Shortly after shots rang out, MSNBC's Matthew Dowd blamed Kirk's shooting on his conservative views, saying hateful words have hateful consequences. He was fired the next day, proving his own point.

Every morning I wake up around ten o'clock and turn on the cable news to see which episode of Gunsmoke we'll be re-living today.

The PGA and Saudi LIV Tour agreed to co-sponsor an 18 hole tournament. The PGA will be responsible for holes 1-8 and 12-18 while the Saudis will be responsible for 9-11.

Right now engaging in political discourse in the US is like being in a movie written by Steven King, directed by Quentin Tarantino, with the soundtrack by Yoko Ono.

Utah governor says in the aftermath of Kirk's killing there was no rioting, no violence, no looting, no arson, Gee I wonder who he had in mind?

If there's one thing Luigi Mangione can't stand, it's being upstaged by a new media idol.

I don't think Charlie was killed over the 2nd Amendment. It was the 1st Amendment, because that's the one the shooter can't stand.

Charlie Kirk's stance for gun rights was exploited on social media Thursday. Well, you have the right to drive a car, but it doesn't guarantee your safety. If I died in a car wreck, critics could say I had it coming and deserved to die because I never demanded government control of all steering wheels.

The Coast Guard staged a second missile attack in one week on a speedboat in the Caribbean that was carrying 13,000 pounds of cocaine. The boat wreckage drew the usual scavengers. Hunter Biden was mistaken for a rescue diver when he arrived on the scene with a snorkel attached to his nose.

The DOJ charged the black homeless murderer in the stabbing death of the blonde Ukrainian refugee that was caught on security tape. The video was a grim reminder of the O.J. Simpson saga. He was obviously out-of-his-mind crazy and needed to be incarcerated, and so was the Charlotte stabber.

Tonight's Emmys provide Americans a chance to see the most Hollywood celebrities without having to attend a Democratic Party fundraiser.

Mandami lied he's black in college application citing his Uganda birth when both parents are Indian. It's like saying i'm Hispanic because my mother went into labor at Taco Bell.

Coldplay singer Chris Martin is under fire for asking his audience to send love to Charlie Kirk's family. He's being accused of decency.

Calling someone a fascist and then killing them because you don't like what they say is like wearing a Meat is Murder tee shirt while eating a Big Mac.

No mention at all of Charlie Kirk at the Emmys. This crowd would have held up candles and chanted We Are All Charlie Sheen.

Jimmy Kimmel prompts outrage by claiming Charlie Kirk shooter was MAGA. Maybe Hollywood should stick to doing what it does best, cocaine and each other.

I agree both sides need to tone down the angry poisonous rhetoric, both the Left and the Far Left

It looks like Greg Gutfeld continues cementing his claim as the King of Late Night, if only by process of elimination.

ABC told Jimmy Kimmel to be less offensive so he's going back to blackface.

Leftists are now boycotting Disney, just like conservatives have been boycotting Disney for years. It looks like Jimmy has brought the nation together.

Watch me on TV Monday, it's my first standup shot on ABC's Late Night starring Donald Trump.

Just 11 months ago Trump was working at McDonald's & riding a garbage truck. Thursday he's riding in a carriage with the King of England. Never give up on your dreams!

Things have really changed since I was a kid. Today black people sit in the back of the bus so they don't get stabbed from behind.

-- Argus Hamilton