Peak hyperbole: Government leaks anonymous rumours of “intense”, “dire”, “diabolical” new secret climate modeling
Ministry of Climate Panic
By Jo Nova
Could it get more vacuous? We used to think climate simulations were bad. Now we don’t even have the modeling, we have unverified, imaginary, rumors of modeling…
In a new PR tactic, the Labor government has leaked that it has “held back” an intense and scary report. This means the Blob-Media can put out frightening headlines about how dire the report is (and none of those horrid critics can ridicule the assumptions).
This new extended version of vague “non-releases” allows the Ministry of Climate Panic to get in a few extra weeks of baseless media speculation, hyperbole and uninformed discussion. Furthermore the Greens can pretend to be relevant by demanding its release, as if they want transparency, and as if the government is “covering up” the climate disaster while they actually promote it. It’s a win-win for the Blob.
https://joannenova.com.au/2025/08/peak-hyperbole-government-leaks-anonymous-rumours-of-intense-dire-diabolical-new-secret-climate-modeling/
