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Offline American Girl

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BREAKING: Dildo Bandit Busted – Mugshot Reveals Heroic Young Man’s Face
« on: August 07, 2025, 12:03:15 pm »
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We now have a face to the latest stunt that’s turning the WNBA into a circus.

Delbert Carver, 23, has officially earned the nickname “Dildo Bandit” after he was arrested for launching a neon green sex toy onto the court during a WNBA matchup between the Golden State Valkyries and the Atlanta Dream. Authorities have now released his mugshot, and let’s just say—he looks exactly how you’d expect.





Thank you for your service!

By running the guy through the system, it's promoting hatred of law enforcement, wasting the courts' time. That's a lawfare move, and an embarrassment. The anti-American woke stupidity gets another win...mtd

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Re: BREAKING: Dildo Bandit Busted – Mugshot Reveals Heroic Young Man’s Face
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2025, 12:10:25 pm »
They are already calling him Dildo Baggins:

« Last Edit: August 07, 2025, 12:14:13 pm by Free Vulcan »
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Re: BREAKING: Dildo Bandit Busted – Mugshot Reveals Heroic Young Man’s Face
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2025, 12:32:42 pm »
Quote from: Free Vulcan on August 07, 2025, 12:10:25 pm
They are already calling him Dildo Baggins:



Dildo Baggins!  Ouch.  That one is gonna stick.
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Re: BREAKING: Dildo Bandit Busted – Mugshot Reveals Heroic Young Man’s Face
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2025, 12:47:11 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on August 07, 2025, 12:32:42 pm
Dildo Baggins!  Ouch.  That one is gonna stick.

Meme's set.....  The WNBA and explicit sex toys are forever intricately intertwined.   
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Re: BREAKING: Dildo Bandit Busted – Mugshot Reveals Heroic Young Man’s Face
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2025, 02:27:39 pm »
Well you see son, back in 2025, I decided to play a little prank. That is how I got my nick name and met your mother.
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Re: BREAKING: Dildo Bandit Busted – Mugshot Reveals Heroic Young Man’s Face
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2025, 03:10:23 pm »
 :rolling:

This whole thing is funny imo.
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Re: BREAKING: Dildo Bandit Busted – Mugshot Reveals Heroic Young Man’s Face
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2025, 03:20:22 pm »
Now there's speculation the WNBA is behind these dildo launches, in order to draw attention to a professional sport in which so few otherwise would interested.  :thud:
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Re: BREAKING: Dildo Bandit Busted – Mugshot Reveals Heroic Young Man’s Face
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2025, 03:27:50 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on August 07, 2025, 03:20:22 pm
Now there's speculation the WNBA is behind these dildo launches, in order to draw attention to a professional sport in which so few otherwise would interested.  :thud:

WNB A strap-on league.
« Last Edit: August 07, 2025, 03:28:49 pm by Wingnut »
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Re: BREAKING: Dildo Bandit Busted – Mugshot Reveals Heroic Young Man’s Face
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2025, 03:29:11 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on August 07, 2025, 03:20:22 pm
Now there's speculation the WNBA is behind these dildo launches, in order to draw attention to a professional sport in which so few otherwise would interested.  :thud:

Wouldn't surprise me.  It does seem just a little too convenient that the guy was dressed like Bilbo Baggins, ready to go viral with a relevant nickname.
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Re: BREAKING: Dildo Bandit Busted – Mugshot Reveals Heroic Young Man’s Face
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2025, 05:15:50 pm »
Quote from: verga on August 07, 2025, 02:27:39 pm
Well you see son, back in 2025, I decided to play a little prank. That is how I got my nick name and met your mother.



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