Democrats’ Man Trouble
Kurt Schlichter
You have probably heard about the Democrats’ awkward attempt to reach out to young men, but enough about the uproar over the Navy ship named after Harvey Milk. The Democrats just spent about $20 million to find out that men don’t like being disliked. This shocked the Dems and no one else. After all, disliking men is central to the ideology of the Democrat Party 2025; multiply that contempt by infinity if said men are both straight and of pallor. It seems like a risky idea to decree that about 50% of your potential voters are unwelcome; it seems especially risky to go so far as to idolize men who pretend not to be men at all. But hey, I want the Democrats to lose, so this is great.
Men aren’t perfect, and testosterone can become a hallucinogen – see the recent dust-up between Elon Musk and Donald Trump – but they sure beat the alternative. Now, that’s not just my opinion; that’s Democrat gospel. After all, the Dems have made a key sacrament of their weird, pagan weather goddess religion the idea that men make exponentially better women than women do. Lately, the news has been full of men crushing girls in track and field, softball, and even boxing. You’ve come a long way, baby – now get out of the winner’s circle and make way for Velma and her penis.
Fake Grrrrl Power! What can’t it do?
Well, it can’t get men to vote Democrat. Not real men, anyway. They have nailed down the Tim Walz contingent. Unfortunately for them, no real man wants anything to do with Tim Walz. Comical shotgun mishandling, jazz hands, and having a less sterling wartime deployment record than Da Nang Dick Blumenthal are not going to attract the testicularly-endowed. But they just don’t get it. They’re still letting this mincing, prancing doofus go out in public in their name to call ICE “the Gestapo,” Trump “Hitler,” and Top Gun: Maverick “a real let-down” because it didn’t have a volleyball scene.
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