Author Topic: WATCH: This Is the Left’s Self-Defense Plan? Towel Self-Defense Training Goes Viral for All the Wro  (Read 227 times)

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Offline American Girl

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Berlin, Germany – You’ve got to see this to believe it. A video from Germany showing a self-defense training session where a woman uses a towel to fend off a knife-wielding attacker has gone viral, racking up over 1.2 million views. Conservatives are losing their minds, asking, “Is this really the best they’ve got?” The footage, posted, captures a moment that’s equal parts absurd and alarming, proving once again that Europe’s approach to safety is worlds apart from America’s.



They want their citizens unarmed because an armed citizen is a lot more difficult to arrest for re-posting a joke the government doesn't like.

Have you heard of “Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight”?

Well, don’t bring a towel to a knife fight!

Bring two friends “Smith & Wesson!!

https://www.usasupreme.com/watch-this-is-the-lefts-self-defense-plan-towel-self-defense-training-goes-viral-for-all-the-wrong-reasons/

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A well snapped towel can raise a serious welt.

Offline DefiantMassRINO

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Is there a 5-day waiting period for towels?

Do you need a permit to carry a concealed towel?

Who carries a towel with them everywhere they go?

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A well snapped towel can raise a serious welt.
A well snapped towel, rather a rat tail, sent a student to the hospital when I was in Junior high. It happened in the locker room after showers…….use your imagination and try not to cringe.
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Is there a 5-day waiting period for towels?

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Who carries a towel with them everywhere they go?


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