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pookie18 · « **on:** April 07, 2025, 06:58:51 am »

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The Washington Nationals hosted opening season ceremonies in Washington. Elon Musk was on hand to throw out 3 relief pitchers who were working from home.

Daily Variety reports Disney's new Snow White received terrible reviews and suffered a poor box-office in its opening weekend. If you saw it on an airplane flight, you'd walk out. I did think it was chivalrous of Disney to give us comedians an easy drug joke by casting a Colombian as Snow White.

Oil and Gas Journal reports that the U.S. will be producing a record 14 million barrels of oil every day this year, which will help lower prices at the pump due to the increased supply. It gets even better. From watching the news last week, the whole country learned you CAN use gasoline with a Tesla.

Teachers' union president Randi Weingarten denounced Trump's plan to dismantle the entire Department of Education due to miserable school test scores by kids. It carries on into their adult lives. Thousands of Education Department office holders will be reading their eviction notices at a 2nd-grade level.

Tiger Woods reveals he's dating Donald Trump Jr.'s ex-wife. Leftists are today painting swastikas on golf carts and burning them.

The Hollywood Reporter reports that the Walt Disney Studio is scrambling to contain the damage from the failure of Snow White over the weekend after spending $250 million to produce it. The numbers weren't pretty Monday. Snow White was such a box office bomb that ISIS is taking credit for it.

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz called for Tesla stock to crash and burn. The next day he learned Minnesota's pension fund is invested heavily in Tesla. It's the funniest thing since the 1982 Falkland War when the British Navy sank an Argentine cruiser we later learned was insured by Lloyds of London.

Tesla stock rebounded Monday on news that an FBI task force has been formed to track down the vandals. I know how to stop them. If I owned a Tesla dealership, I'd park all the Teslas on the lot in the shape of a cross, so that if Democrats burn them at night, it'll look like they are holding a Klan rally.

The FBI warned Tesla dealers and Tesla drivers to be on guard for leftist protestors who are bent on protesting Elon Musk by defacing and firebombing Teslas. Watching these vandals on the news, I notice they have one thing in common. They all have Co-Exist bumper stickers on the back of their cars.

Postmaster General Louis DeJoy resigned amid protests by postal workers against Wells Fargo's offer to privatize mail delivery. I don't understand why the USPS is under the gun. Last year the U.S. Postal Service lost $9.5 billion, making it by far the most profitable branch of the U.S. government.

President Trump placed a 25% tariff on foreign cars and predicted it would result in foreign car companies building new plants here to reduce the sticker price and eliminate shipping costs. It may have backfired on him. China just announced plans to build a Fentanyl factory here in the United States.

House Republicans vow a censure motion against Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett for making fun of Texas Governor Abbott's disability by calling him Hot Wheels. She should stay with the group and call him Hitler. Jasmine Crockett hasn't lost all her marbles but there's definitely a hole in the bag.

JD Vance tried to play down Trump's next move while speaking to US troops in Greenland today, but 3 times he referred to it as Marjorie Taylor Greenland.

- - Argus Hamilton