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Today's Toons 11/25/24
« on: November 25, 2024, 06:46:35 am »


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Fox News called Trump the election winner Tuesday night around 11 o'clock. There was one big difference this election from the last one. I have to admit it was a nice change of pace waking up Wednesday morning and hearing that the same guy won the presidency who'd won the night before.

Donald Trump walked onstage at one in the morning at West Palm Beach's Convention Center late Tuesday night and claimed victory in the 2024 presidential election. The reaction here in Los Angeles was swift. Within 15 minutes it was reported that Barbra Streisand needs a ride to the airport.

Donald Trump appeared onstage at the West Palm Beach Convention Center after the race was called late Tuesday night along with his family. It was the biggest comeback in the history of the presidency. Not to mention a feather in the cap for McDonald's Employee Executive Training Program.

There's a rush to the border before Trump gets inaugurated. A caravan of celebrities was spotted today walking down La Cienega Boulevard toward Los Angeles airport.

So much is getting done after one week, by the time Trump takes office he'll have to go back to work at McDonald's just to have something to do.

Kamala Harris campaign ends up $20 million in debt.That explains her slippage with African American men. She couldn't even finish the campaign in the black.

New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd ripped Democrats trying to herd working class voters into woke culture in 2024. The Woke culture feeds on racial, LGBT and class resentments. The group that's hated most by social justice warriors are dentists because they make your teeth straight and white.

Target put up signs saying Merry Christmas Monday and replacing all the signs that say Happy Holidays. I pray the purge is over. Last year during the holiday season, the Progressives got the song Baby It's Cold Outside canceled and taken off the air, and now I fear for the future of White Christmas.

President Trump nominated Mike Huckabee to be Ambassador to Israel Tuesday. The Arkansas former governor is also an ordained Southern Baptist church minister. If nothing else, nominating a Baptist preacher is a signal to Israel that they will be receiving our Hellfire missiles one way or the other.

Daily Variety reported that the TV ratings for CNN have crashed since the election and that MSNBC viewership is so low the network is for sale. The venerable Chris Wallace announced Thursday that after three years he's leaving CNN. This surprised network executives who'd forgotten he was there.

Celebrities didn't do so well this election. Nobody is buying what they are selling. They might as well be door-to-door beeper salesmen in Gaza.

The Democrats never would have never lost the election if Joe Biden was still alive.

When operating on a Democrat, even the most skillful surgeon cannot separate the demogogic tissue from solid tissue without jeopardizing the life of the patient.

They say ,"I support free speech, just not hate speech." Well. I support physics, just not gravity.

The WH okays Ukraine to fire long range US missiles into Russia. The victory strategy is clear. If they can blow up the world before January 20th, Trump never becomes president.

Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy were tasked by Trump to form an agency to root out all the financial waste and mismanagement in federal agencies. Some of them are doing well. Last year, the U.S. Postal Service reported losing $6.5 billion making it by far the most profitable branch of the government.

Bobby Kennedy was named HHS Secretary and he's vowed to go after the red dye and unhealthy processed sugar in America's favorite candies and cereals. That's politics in a nutshell for you. No sooner do the Democrats legalize marijuana than the Republicans come along and outlaw the munchies.

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Re: Today's Toons 11/25/24
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2024, 07:29:30 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 11/25/24
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2024, 07:44:09 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/25/24
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2024, 08:15:35 am »
Many Monday morning meme merriment thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

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Thanks for getting yet another week off to a smiling start, Pookie! And seeya tomorrow for Taco Tuesday! Oh, wait... that's over at Taco John's, nm. ;p
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Re: Today's Toons 11/25/24
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2024, 08:42:34 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 11/25/24
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2024, 09:01:05 am »
Quote from: verga on November 25, 2024, 07:29:30 am
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/25/24
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2024, 09:01:28 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on November 25, 2024, 07:44:09 am
Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/25/24
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2024, 09:05:37 am »
Quote from: scottfreitas on November 25, 2024, 08:15:35 am
Many Monday morning meme merriment thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

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Thanks for getting yet another week off to a smiling start, Pookie! And seeya tomorrow for Taco Tuesday! Oh, wait... that's over at Taco John's, nm. ;p

You're welcome, as always & thanks, Scott!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/25/24
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2024, 09:06:26 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on November 25, 2024, 08:42:34 am
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, as ever, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/25/24
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2024, 10:17:52 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/25/24
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2024, 11:40:29 am »
Quote from: Jimino on November 25, 2024, 10:17:52 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/25/24
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2024, 02:45:35 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/25/24
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2024, 06:40:06 pm »
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