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Biden Crime Spree: Seagull Accused Of Robbing Nantucket Airport Manager In Broad Daylight
« on: August 05, 2024, 12:01:20 pm »
Only in Joe Biden's America ...

https://nantucketcurrent.com/news/seagull-accused-of-robbing-nantucket-airport-manager-in-broad-daylight
Seagull Accused Of Robbing Nantucket Airport Manager In Broad Daylight
Jason Graziadei • Aug 04, 2024

WANTED: Island seagull for grand larceny on the Nantucket Airport manager.

Nantucket Memorial Airport manager Noah Karberg was at the mid-island Stop & Shop on Sunday when the heinous robbery occurred. “A seagull stole my wallet from the cart in Stop & Shop…last seen at Mid-Island Gas / Stop & Shop area. If you find it you can keep the cash and I’ll offer a $100 cash reward for the return of my cards and license,” he posted on the Nantucket Year-Round Community Facebook page. ...

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Re: Biden Crime Spree: Seagull Accused Of Robbing Nantucket Airport Manager In Broad Daylight
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2024, 07:21:54 pm »
Nan the seagull.

His wallet?

Nan took it!
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Re: Biden Crime Spree: Seagull Accused Of Robbing Nantucket Airport Manager In Broad Daylight
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2024, 10:10:56 pm »
There once was a gull from Nantucket
Who saw a man's wallet and took it
His actions were rash
Removing the cash
No need for the wallet; he chucked it
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Re: Biden Crime Spree: Seagull Accused Of Robbing Nantucket Airport Manager In Broad Daylight
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2024, 11:37:20 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on August 05, 2024, 10:10:56 pm
There once was a gull from Nantucket
Who saw a man's wallet and took it
His actions were rash
Removing the cash
No need for the wallet; he chucked it


ROFL....
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Re: Biden Crime Spree: Seagull Accused Of Robbing Nantucket Airport Manager In Broad Daylight
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2024, 06:54:35 am »
Quote from: mountaineer on August 05, 2024, 10:10:56 pm
There once was a gull from Nantucket
Who saw a man's wallet and took it
His actions were rash
Removing the cash
No need for the wallet; he chucked it

God job there Longfellow!
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Re: Biden Crime Spree: Seagull Accused Of Robbing Nantucket Airport Manager In Broad Daylight
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2024, 02:12:46 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on August 05, 2024, 10:10:56 pm
There once was a gull from Nantucket
Who saw a man's wallet and took it
His actions were rash
Removing the cash
No need for the wallet; he chucked it

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Re: Biden Crime Spree: Seagull Accused Of Robbing Nantucket Airport Manager In Broad Daylight
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2024, 11:20:02 am »
Follw-up interview with the seagull's victim ...

https://nantucketcurrent.com/news/airport-manager-speaks-out-after-getting-robbed-by-seagull-it-mugged-me
Airport Manager Speaks Out After Getting Robbed By Seagull: "It Mugged Me"

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Aug 06, 2024



... “It mugged me,” Karberg said. “It just grabbed my wallet and went.” ...

... “My first thought was I'm going to have get that guy because I want my wallet back,” Karberg said. “My second thought was I probably look like an idiot chasing a flying bird through the parking lot.”

That’s right: Karberg chased the seagull across the Stop & Shop parking lot, over the fence, and onto the roof of the neighboring car wash before finally giving up.

The thief remains at large, despite the best efforts of the Nantucket Police Department, and Karberg has not recovered his wallet. But he appreciates the comedy nonetheless. ...
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Re: Biden Crime Spree: Seagull Accused Of Robbing Nantucket Airport Manager In Broad Daylight
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2024, 11:32:56 am »
Seagulls,  rats of the sky or shit hawks. Not to be confused with the Seattle Shit Hawks of the NFL.
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Re: Biden Crime Spree: Seagull Accused Of Robbing Nantucket Airport Manager In Broad Daylight
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2024, 11:54:26 am »
Quote from: Wingnut on August 08, 2024, 11:32:56 am
Seagulls,  rats of the sky or shit hawks. Not to be confused with the Seattle Shit Hawks of the NFL.

I never lived where there are seagulls, but Mrs. Liberty lived in SoCal for many years and she says their reputation for stealing food is the stuff of legends.  I only had Ravens pulling that at the Grand Canyon.
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Re: Biden Crime Spree: Seagull Accused Of Robbing Nantucket Airport Manager In Broad Daylight
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2024, 12:25:42 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on August 08, 2024, 11:54:26 am
I never lived where there are seagulls, but Mrs. Liberty lived in SoCal for many years and she says their reputation for stealing food is the stuff of legends.  I only had Ravens pulling that at the Grand Canyon.

We use to drive to Clearwater beach from our house in Tampa. One Sunday before heading home we stopped on the Boardwalk to grab some grub.  I had just handed our 6 y/o a hotdog when a Gull swept in and snatched the dog right out of the bun.  I turned back to look at Chris.  He was standing there, holding an dogless catsup stained bun in his little hand, with tears in his eyes. Oh the humanity.

They are evil. Pure evil.
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Re: Biden Crime Spree: Seagull Accused Of Robbing Nantucket Airport Manager In Broad Daylight
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2024, 11:01:04 pm »
I was in Cornwall one time with the wife visiting the town where they filmed "Doc Martin."
As we were walking on a sidewalk close to the sea there was a man in front of us holding an ice-cream cone in his right hand at his side about face level.
All of a sudden, a seagull swooped in from behind and took the cone right out of the guy's hand. We started to laugh at the audacity of the gulls who have probably been doing this for quite a while.
I can't remember if the guy who had his ice cream cone swiped laughed.
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