Stone Sober
Like cows farting to raise temperatures, post mathematical science strikes again and determines that human kidneys are proper high-sensitivity temperature detectors. Not only do they teleconnect to the entire planetary climate system, they express their output in stone frequency!!!! No longer do we need a global thermometer network, we have one built right in.
It’s so stupid, it’s jenius!!
Gateway Pundit – No it’s not a joke.
Using their model, the researchers found that by 2089, kidney stones due to heat would increase statewide by 2.2% from baseline in the “intermediate” future of RCP 4.5 and by 3.9% in RCP 8.5. Based on a baseline average cost per patient of more than $9,000, the researchers forecast that from 2025 to 2089, the total cost attributable to these excess kidney stones would be $56.6 million for RCP 4.5 and $99.4 million for RCP 8.5.
TWO POINT TWO percent!!
Good lord jackalopes, the sales of bud-light likely do more to create stones than tenths of a degree in temperature. Summertime must be a kidney stone disaster. One thing’s for sure though, the correlation between funding and mentioning climate science™ is very high.
https://noconsensus.wordpress.com/2023/07/11/21201/
