Charles Hurt: Biden’s Noxious Emission in GlasgowCharles Hurt 9 Nov 2021
Oh, to live in this age of conspiracies. Did you hear the latest one?
President Joe Biden was in Olde Europe crotch-nuzzling European environmentalists when, according to the Duchess of Cornwall, he let rip an enormous cloud of personal methane.
“It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,” an acquaintance of Camilla Parker Bowles told the Daily Mail. “Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.”
Now, to fully appreciate the gravity of this story, you must speak those quotes aloud in the most spirited queen’s voice you can muster.
“It was long and loud and impossible to ignore!” If you don’t sound like a character from Monty Python, then you are doing it wrong.
Just like back in grade school, Mr. Biden’s emission was especially noxious because he is the leader of the free world. The Duchess and the duch-er were chatting amiably at an art gallery in Glasgow discussing the grave threat of methane emissions around the world when he violated the peace and decorum.
Oh, the hypocrisy!
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