NFL Removes All Coaches, Players, Fans Who Have Ever Said A Bad Word, Only Tim Tebow Remainshttps://babylonbee.com/news/nfl-removes-all-coaches-players-fans-who-have-ever-said-a-bad-word-only-tim-tebow-remainsU.S.—Remember super-Christian and football/baseball player Tim Tebow? The guy who took a knee before it was cool? Well, Tebow is now officially the only member of the NFL. The bold change for the league occurred after officials decided that everyone who had ever said a bad word would be removed from the league.
The entire NFL will just be an empty field with Tebow tossing a ball to himself with no spectators, coaches, teammates, opponents, or commentators, sources at the league confirmed today.
I think the Bee got this one wrong, I think there are several other clean-mouthed Christian players and even a couple of coaches. No "reporters", though, obviously. ****drumdude
