I am not proud of it but a few years back, after a company party and a fifth of Jack, I was driving home.
(Yes, I know)
On a dark backroad that I turned onto, looking for a I-95 on ramp ... I passed by one.
(on ramp)
Instead of turning around somewhere legally I decided to stop and back up. 8(
Yep, on this desolate and dark road the only vehicle besides me was ... a cop! 8(
Well I was busted, or so I was thinking when he asked if I would take the breathalyzer test!!
I figured that I was done for anyway so ... I took it!
As drunk as I was ... I PASSED!
The story doesn't have such a bad ending though, me driving away would have been bad.
I didn't have my license on me so the officer made me call someone to pick me up.
(No one was at my home to retrieve my license for me at the time)