Don't I have a "rights", too? Where's my "safe space", damn it? I am offended!!! My rights are violated every time she opens her gummy little Yorkie yammer-hole!
I demand immediate, immediate, immediate!!! reparations, or else I will file a class action suit on behalf of all Sane Persons everywhere in America, whose mental well-being is threatened every day now by the bloviating, bug-eyed Bolshevik from the Bronx.
They can start by picking up my tab for Rolaids, Xanax and bourbon.