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HOW TO CURSE SOMEONE IN 4 STEPS
« on: Monday, Aug 20, 2018 08:34 pm »
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/10193/how-to-curse-someone-in-4-steps/

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LOS ANGELES, CA – A controversial new book tells you how to put curses on your enemies by harnessing your dark powers in four easy steps!

All you have to do, says famed sorcerer and occult author Damien Mulkrin, is forget about the Golden Rule and resign yourself to the fact that vengeance, and plenty of it, is the only thing that will make you happy.

At that point, you can follow Mulkrin’s simple 4-point plan for unleashing the evil powers that will give you the upper hand in your battle with any enemy, no matter how strong he might be, Mulkrin declares.

“Sorcerers, witches and warlocks aren’t the only people who can cast spells and put curses on people. With a little training, anyone can do it – even you,” said Mulkrin, whose frightening new book, When Bad Things Happen to Bad People, is slated for a winter release.

“In fact, my 4-point plan is simple enough for a child to follow.

“I guarantee you won’t find an easier or more effective way to deal with people who give you a hard time.”

Here is Mulkrin’s 4-point plan. WARNING: Dabbling in the occult can be dangerous or even deadly. Proceed at your own risk. Weekly World News does not take responsibility for any results.
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Re: HOW TO CURSE SOMEONE IN 4 STEPS
« Reply #1 on: Monday, Aug 20, 2018 08:44 pm »
Meh.
I simply pray for The Almighty to reward them as they so richly deserve.

It can be a blessing or a curse.
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Re: HOW TO CURSE SOMEONE IN 4 STEPS
« Reply #2 on: Monday, Aug 20, 2018 08:47 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on Monday, Aug 20, 2018 08:44 pm
Meh.
I simply pray for The Almighty to reward them as they so richly deserve.

It can be a blessing or a curse.

Typical of today's youth. Never want to put in the hard work anymore to get the job done right.
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Re: HOW TO CURSE SOMEONE IN 4 STEPS
« Reply #3 on: Monday, Aug 20, 2018 09:08 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on Monday, Aug 20, 2018 08:44 pm
Meh.
I simply pray for The Almighty to reward them as they so richly deserve.

It can be a blessing or a curse.

Doesn't that kinda imply that the Almighty won't always give people what they deserve, else what's the point of the prayer?
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Re: HOW TO CURSE SOMEONE IN 4 STEPS
« Reply #4 on: Monday, Aug 20, 2018 09:27 pm »
Quote from: Suppressed on Monday, Aug 20, 2018 09:08 pm
Doesn't that kinda imply that the Almighty won't always give people what they deserve, else what's the point of the prayer?
If we call on His forgiveness and embrace His Son as our Saviour, we won't get what we richly deserve for our acts, but forgiveness through the Blood of Jesus. I don't know those person's hearts, nor whether they repent, so I leave it to The One who does.
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: HOW TO CURSE SOMEONE IN 4 STEPS
« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, Aug 21, 2018 12:18 am »
Nope. Vengeance is way above our pay grade.
And it seldom works out, which is why the old adage that vengeance is a dish best served cold.

More than likely, your curses will come back on you. And they will seek you out.
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Re: HOW TO CURSE SOMEONE IN 4 STEPS
« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, Aug 21, 2018 12:32 am »
What a disappointment.

I was expecting a lesson on cursing from Master Frank...
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Re: HOW TO CURSE SOMEONE IN 4 STEPS
« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, Aug 21, 2018 12:40 am »
Quote from: DB on Tuesday, Aug 21, 2018 12:32 am
What a disappointment.

I was expecting a lesson on cursing from Master Frank...

Well, here's a place to start...


https://youtu.be/TQXuazYI_YU
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Re: HOW TO CURSE SOMEONE IN 4 STEPS
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