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Trim Jong-un: North Korean men and women have a choice of just 15 approved hairstyles – but none match Kim Jong-un's distinctive cut
« on: April 19, 2017, 01:14:03 pm »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4418628/Trim-Jong-North-Koreans-choice-15-haircuts.html#ixzz4ehUiDdpJ




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North Korean men and women have a choice of just 15 approved hairstyles, it has been claimed.

Illustrated guides have appeared in hair salons across Pyongyang showing haircuts deemed acceptable by Kim Jong-un's authorities.

But surprisingly none of the male styles appear to match the distinctive cut favoured by the dictator.

Finnish journalist Mika Mäkeläinen captured images of the poster during a visit to Pyongyang to cover the Day of the Sun - a celebration of 105 years since the nation’s founder Kim Il-sung was born.

And he even tried one of the country's salons, selecting what he said was 'the most popular' style on offer - and described the experience as the 'best shave and head massage that I have ever had'.

He tweeted: 'North Korean men can choose between 15 approved haircut styles. I had the most popular one - and it's not like Kim Jong Un.'

Mäkeläinen then wrote: 'Equality in North Korea: Both sexes have 15 approved haircut models. You can forget about dyeing your hair though.'

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Re: Trim Jong-un: North Korean men and women have a choice of just 15 approved hairstyles – but none match Kim Jong-un's distinctive cut
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2017, 01:19:05 pm »
Why would you need to have more choices?  Freedom only causes problems.
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Re: Trim Jong-un: North Korean men and women have a choice of just 15 approved hairstyles – but none match Kim Jong-un's distinctive cut
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2017, 01:22:58 pm »
Ever notice how commies, who despise any and all religion, have codes of conduct that rival some of the most wacko cults out there? Yet they don't think of themselves as a cult religion.
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Re: Trim Jong-un: North Korean men and women have a choice of just 15 approved hairstyles – but none match Kim Jong-un's distinctive cut
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2017, 01:23:05 pm »
What happens if you develop male pattern baldness?
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Re: Trim Jong-un: North Korean men and women have a choice of just 15 approved hairstyles – but none match Kim Jong-un's distinctive cut
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2017, 01:30:31 pm »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on April 19, 2017, 01:23:05 pm
What happens if you develop male pattern baldness?

Dear leader has a dead muskrat stapled to your head so you can conform.

BTW, I would be a #12 if I was a Nork. It's the type of haircut you would have running from Godzilla in 1960's Japan. What chick doesn't love that?

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Re: Trim Jong-un: North Korean men and women have a choice of just 15 approved hairstyles – but none match Kim Jong-un's distinctive cut
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2017, 02:16:46 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on April 19, 2017, 01:30:31 pm
Dear leader has a dead muskrat stapled to your head so you can conform.

BTW, I would be a #12 if I was a Nork. It's the type of haircut you would have running from Godzilla in 1960's Japan. What chick doesn't love that?


Ah, the James Trafficant.  That makes sense.

What about the other burning question ... does #14 come with the hand puppet included?
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Re: Trim Jong-un: North Korean men and women have a choice of just 15 approved hairstyles – but none match Kim Jong-un's distinctive cut
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2017, 04:32:04 pm »
I'm more concerned about men's no. 10 - the model obviously got that one posthumously.
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Re: Trim Jong-un: North Korean men and women have a choice of just 15 approved hairstyles – but none match Kim Jong-un's distinctive cut
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2017, 04:43:44 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on April 19, 2017, 01:30:31 pm
Dear leader has a dead muskrat stapled to your head so you can conform.

BTW, I would be a #12 if I was a Nork. It's the type of haircut you would have running from Godzilla in 1960's Japan. What chick doesn't love that?



I like NO 14.  Kind of an Elvis look.  I would like to see the back to make sure it has a bit of a duck tail for flair.
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Re: Trim Jong-un: North Korean men and women have a choice of just 15 approved hairstyles – but none match Kim Jong-un's distinctive cut
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2017, 04:47:18 pm »
Quote from: EC on April 19, 2017, 04:32:04 pm
I'm more concerned about men's no. 10 - the model obviously got that one posthumously.

I like #14.  It's got a little Jerry Lee Lewis going on there.
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Re: Trim Jong-un: North Korean men and women have a choice of just 15 approved hairstyles – but none match Kim Jong-un's distinctive cut
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2017, 05:02:06 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on April 19, 2017, 04:43:44 pm
I like NO 14.  Kind of an Elvis look.  I would like to see the back to make sure it has a bit of a duck tail for flair.

I'm pretty sure the hand puppet is supposed to be the back view, but I could be wrong about that.
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Re: Trim Jong-un: North Korean men and women have a choice of just 15 approved hairstyles – but none match Kim Jong-un's distinctive cut
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2017, 05:09:21 pm »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on April 19, 2017, 05:02:06 pm
I'm pretty sure the hand puppet is supposed to be the back view, but I could be wrong about that.


Well, okay then!   lol

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