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Sex with animals in Ohio officially illegal starting today
« on: March 21, 2017, 11:03:00 pm »
Didn't quite make it as Ridiculous News, but wasn't going to suffer alone.

It is no longer legal in Ohio to have sex with animals.

Ohio’s law banning bestiality takes effect today.

Previous efforts to ban it had not gained support in the Ohio General Assembly so Ohio was one of the few states that didn’t have an actual law on the books outlawing bestiality.

The bill banning it was passed in December.

The new law:

* Prohibits a person from engaging in sexual conduct with an animal and related acts.

* Provides for the seizure and impoundment of an animal that is the subject of a violation.

* Authorizes a sentencing court to require an offender to undergo psychological evaluation or counseling.

More: http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/local-govt--politics/sex-with-animals-ohio-officially-illegal-starting-today/2BsXTX901ljLjzWQ6BXdMN/

This raises many questions. Why did the assembly not support the ban? Was there really a market for sex tourism with Bossy? Does anything ever happen in Ohio?
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Re: Sex with animals in Ohio officially illegal starting today
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2017, 11:25:21 pm »
I was just up there a couple of weeks ago and was wondering why everyone was so depressed. Now I know.

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Re: Sex with animals in Ohio officially illegal starting today
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2017, 11:39:21 pm »
Day late a dollar short. I expect animal sex to become a protected status in the near future like cross dressing and gay marriage.

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Re: Sex with animals in Ohio officially illegal starting today
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2017, 05:32:12 pm »
Day late a dollar short. I expect animal sex to become a protected status in the near future like cross dressing and gay marriage.

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Re: Sex with animals in Ohio officially illegal starting today
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2017, 05:33:51 pm »
Day late a dollar short. I expect animal sex to become a protected status in the near future like cross dressing and gay marriage.

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Re: Sex with animals in Ohio officially illegal starting today
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2017, 06:16:35 pm »
There are some states which never thought this was a thing and never addressed it. The others should ban it too.

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Re: Sex with animals in Ohio officially illegal starting today
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2017, 06:27:10 pm »
Women have been having sex with their male  dogs for years. Very common.

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Re: Sex with animals in Ohio officially illegal starting today
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2017, 06:54:47 pm »
Well there goes my weekend.

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Re: Sex with animals in Ohio officially illegal starting today
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2017, 07:03:13 pm »
Ohio - where men are men and sheep are nervous, but not anymore apparently.

Looks like there may be some migration to Missouri soon.
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