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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 2/10***
« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2017, 08:23:29 pm »
It is pretty quiet in here this afternoon ...

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« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2017, 09:33:37 pm »

A smart way to keep umbrella covering, while going through an archway.  No issue there.




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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 2/10***
« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2017, 10:37:33 pm »
They're uncomfortable as all get-out, and impossible to use if you want to sit in a chair with a tall back.

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Ok.

WHY would anyone wear an umbrella while sitting in a chair?
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« Reply #28 on: February 10, 2017, 10:39:35 pm »
WHY would anyone wear an umbrella while sitting in a chair?

I'd do that, if the people on the upper floor of the outhouse started getting noisy.

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« Reply #29 on: February 10, 2017, 11:01:17 pm »
@Cyber Liberty

Ok.

WHY would anyone wear an umbrella while sitting in a chair?

When you're an old cuss like me you never know when you're gonna  wanna sit down.
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« Reply #30 on: February 11, 2017, 01:20:56 am »


There are at least two members in here that get all...bent out of shape....over any comparison of Trump with Jesus.

This meme does NOT compare them.  It merely means that Christ will be part of the dinner prayers...and not Allah...for at least the next 4 years.
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« Reply #31 on: February 11, 2017, 01:26:50 am »
Lets get serious for a moment.


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« Reply #32 on: February 11, 2017, 01:32:21 am »
And cordoned off 'Dueling Areas', where gentlemen can settle their differences legally.
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« Reply #33 on: February 11, 2017, 01:56:26 am »
And cordoned off 'Dueling Areas', where gentlemen can settle their differences legally.

I'm sorry, but I cannot have a duel with somebody I consider a dear friend.  We'd both miss on purpose and the entire exercise would be worthless.  This does much to explain the testy truce we seem to have going here.
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« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2017, 03:22:17 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

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« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2017, 04:32:00 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

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« Reply #37 on: February 11, 2017, 05:08:18 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Hello Darkness, my old Friend...stood up too fast once again! Paul Simon 2024.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 2/10***
« Reply #38 on: February 12, 2017, 03:30:25 am »
When you're an old cuss like me you never know when you're gonna  wanna sit down.

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Ok,that I can understand.

Unfortunately.
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« Reply #39 on: February 12, 2017, 03:33:56 am »


@DCPatriot

Ponder this little factoid for a minute. She was a union teacher in the NYC school system,and managed to get fired from THAT job. Just how freaking stoopid does a communist woman have to be to be fired from a union job indoctrinating innocent children in NYC?

Frankly,that's a whole new previously undiscovered level of stupidity.
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« Reply #40 on: February 12, 2017, 04:25:44 am »
@DCPatriot

Ponder this little factoid for a minute. She was a union teacher in the NYC school system,and managed to get fired from THAT job. Just how freaking stoopid does a communist woman have to be to be fired from a union job indoctrinating innocent children in NYC?

Frankly,that's a whole new previously undiscovered level of stupidity.

It's her smarta$$ mouth that gets her into trouble, IMO.
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« Reply #41 on: February 12, 2017, 05:09:00 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

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« Reply #42 on: February 13, 2017, 04:23:17 pm »

HA HA HA!

And that my friend is why time travel will never happen. Now is always now.
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« Reply #43 on: February 15, 2017, 10:13:21 pm »


The handy, white towel is a nice touch.   :laugh:
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« Reply #44 on: February 15, 2017, 10:15:55 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

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"Hello Darkness, my old Friend...stood up too fast once again! Paul Simon 2024.

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« Reply #45 on: February 15, 2017, 10:20:13 pm »


The handy, white towel is a nice touch.   :laugh:

Those "life hacks" on Bookface really cracked me up.  I wonder how many people managed to burn down their houses trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich by turning the toaster on its side? :silly:
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« Reply #46 on: February 15, 2017, 10:28:17 pm »
Those "life hacks" on Bookface really cracked me up.  I wonder how many people managed to burn down their houses trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich by turning the toaster on its side? :silly:

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"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Hello Darkness, my old Friend...stood up too fast once again! Paul Simon 2024.