Durn it, Tex, you beat me to it.
I'll take the job, at 75% of the pay Tex would have requested. Heehee
Anyone with contacts to the Trump administration can reach me via this website.
I'll do just about anythin' they want.
I'll say about anythin' they want.
I'm easy.
Addendum:
They'll have to buy me a suit or two, I don't own any, and a pair of shoes, too.
Also some ties, along with lessons on how to tie them. ;)