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Offline Bender2

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK THREE
« Reply #75 on: September 26, 2016, 10:38:14 am »
Re: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3473533/posts "WATCH LIVE: 6 shot, gunman taken down by police in SW Houston" ...at the Randalls supermarket strip center on Weslayan at Bissonnet...

Gadzooks!  Back in the mid-1970s the really hot gal I was dating at the time...  was a checker at that Randalls--

Yeah, she just could not resist my good looks, my sense of  style...  and my really, really cool hat!
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK THREE
« Reply #76 on: September 26, 2016, 04:34:27 pm »


Yeah, she just could not resist my good looks, my sense of  style...  and my really, really cool hat!



Hey Sonny, where's Cher?
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK THREE
« Reply #77 on: September 26, 2016, 05:59:15 pm »
Since I know you all want to watch...   the Falcons at the Saints tonight instead of the debate--

So I went back to the future...  and got the debate for y'all:

Good evening, I am Lester Holt...  and I am here to ask questions to Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump--

Hi Hill, how you doing? You look great, is that...  a new pantsuit?

Mr Trump, are you still lying out your ass...  about you rampant racism, Trump University, President Obama being legally born here in the US and are you still beating the snot out of your ex-hooker wife every night?

Hill, are you fully recovered...  from that brief spell of illness?

Mr. Trump, how many people have you caused to be killed...  maimed or financially ruined by your dubious, notorious wheeler-dealer business dealings?

Hill, will you...  say 'Hi!" to Bill for me?

Mr. Trump will you please...  get out of here before I set the dogs on you?

I'm Lester Holt...  and this had been an NBC Production.

There is...  no denying--

You can not make this stuff up...  because it is history--
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK THREE
« Reply #78 on: September 26, 2016, 06:04:11 pm »
Quote from: BigHomer on September 26, 2016, 04:34:27 pm

Yeah, she just could not resist my good looks, my sense of  style...  and my really, really cool hat!



Hey Sonny, where's Cher?

Hey, both he and I.. nailed Cher!

Yeah, Bendy-- But I...  was stoned and drunk!

And you think I...  was sober?

All you here under 40, you had...  to be there!

Tell all us...  about it--

I'm still trying to figure out...  who I was back then.

So..  are we!
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK THREE
« Reply #79 on: September 26, 2016, 06:05:55 pm »
Lester Holt has been registered Republican longer than Trump has.
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK THREE
« Reply #80 on: September 26, 2016, 06:16:46 pm »
Quote from: geronl on September 26, 2016, 06:05:55 pm
Lester Holt has been registered Republican longer than Trump has.

It is not Lester being a registered Republican... that bothers me--

It is his being an employee...     of MSNBC that does!
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK THREE
« Reply #81 on: September 26, 2016, 06:23:35 pm »
Quote from: Bender2 on September 26, 2016, 05:59:15 pm
Since I know you all want to watch...   the Falcons at the Saints tonight instead of the debate--

So I went back to the future...  and got the debate for y'all:

Good evening, I am Lester Holt...  and I am here to ask questions to Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump--

Hi Hill, how you doing? You look great, is that...  a new pantsuit?

Mr Trump, are you still lying out your ass...  about you rampant racism, Trump University, President Obama being legally born here in the US and are you still beating the snot out of your ex-hooker wife every night?

Hill, are you fully recovered...  from that brief spell of illness?

Mr. Trump, how many people have you caused to be killed...  maimed or financially ruined by your dubious, notorious wheeler-dealer business dealings?

Hill, will you...  say 'Hi!" to Bill for me?

Mr. Trump will you please...  get out of here before I set the dogs on you?

I'm Lester Holt...  and this had been an NBC Production.

There is...  no denying--

You can not make this stuff up...  because it is history--

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK THREE
« Reply #82 on: September 26, 2016, 06:26:12 pm »
Quote from: Bender2 on September 26, 2016, 06:16:46 pm
It is not Lester being a registered Republican... that bothers me--

It is his being an employee...     of MSNBC that does!

Eggactly!
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK THREE
« Reply #83 on: September 26, 2016, 06:33:37 pm »
Quote from: Bender2 on September 26, 2016, 06:16:46 pm
It is not Lester being a registered Republican... that bothers me--

It is his being an employee...     of MSNBC that does!

Trump's show was also.... NBC...
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK THREE
« Reply #84 on: September 26, 2016, 06:41:55 pm »
Quote from: geronl on September 26, 2016, 06:33:37 pm
Trump's show was also.... NBC...

Yoe, Bendy--  You ever notice...    geronly seems to enjoy pissing in all the beers?

Well, he must not be...  drinking the right beer.

Hey, geronly, this...  is for you!
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK THREE
« Reply #85 on: September 26, 2016, 06:48:29 pm »
Bendy, get in here!  We barely have time for a swim...    before the game.

Later...    y'all--
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK THREE
« Reply #86 on: September 26, 2016, 11:19:52 pm »
While the Falcons kicked the Ain'ts' hind ends...  The Donald edged out The Hilderbeast & her sidekick Lester because she & he fired all their best shots and nothing stuck--
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK THREE
« Reply #87 on: September 26, 2016, 11:32:29 pm »
Quote from: Bender2 on September 26, 2016, 11:19:52 pm
While the Falcons kicked the Ain'ts' hind ends...  The Donald edged out The Hilderbeast & her sidekick Lester because she & he fired all their best shots and nothing stuck--

Bender.....  My Saints now have shown that NCAA level defenses are allowed in the NFL for the second year now.

Ugh!!!
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK THREE
« Reply #88 on: September 26, 2016, 11:39:32 pm »
NFL Live Thread Week Three Results:

Thursday, Sept. 22
....Texans at Patriots......

Sunday, Sept. 25
............Cardinals at Bills.

..........Raiders at Titans...

....Redskins at Giants.........

...Browns at Dolphins..........

............Ravens at Jaguars.

.Lions at Packers............

.........Broncos at Bengals....

.....Vikings at Panthers........

....Rams at Buccaneers.........

..49ers at Seahawks...........

....Jets at Chiefs.........

........Chargers at Colts.....

..........Steelers at Eagles...

...Bears at Cowboys..........

Monday, Sept. 26
........Falcons at Saints.....
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK THREE
« Reply #89 on: September 27, 2016, 08:50:54 am »
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK THREE
« Reply #90 on: September 27, 2016, 03:22:54 pm »
I had great hopes last week.  But I was distracted.



The devil made me pic em



when it was all over all I got was


disappointment.
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