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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« on: August 05, 2016, 09:02:34 am »
Let the games begin!

President Obama is scheduled to speak at the opening ceremony of the Olympics. Nervous, he asks for a teleprompter.

On the day of the speech, he takes to the podium and starts, "Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh."

An aide quickly rushes to his side and whispers, "Mr. President, those are the Olympic rings. Your speech is below that!"

Punchlines: Rio isn't ready and other Olympic facts



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Jumping from JUSTICE #HillaryOlympics

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The 30,000 email delete dash #HillaryOlympics

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Mental gymnastics to talk yourself into the lesser of the evils #HillaryOlympics #TrumpOlympics

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Debate Triple Jump #TrumpOlympics

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2016, 09:04:05 am »
OK--I'm here today

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2016, 09:09:40 am »
 
TIME FOR

SYNCHRONIZED


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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2016, 10:21:59 am »
@EC
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@Smokin Joe
 
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2016, 10:33:38 am »
In Rio - all Olympians are required to do Trash Duty.



 
That can be a problem.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2016, 10:37:19 am »
How did that human head end up floating in the pool?




Answer: Rio.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2016, 10:39:24 am »
Synchronized swimming is a lot more popular this year.





A whole lot more.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2016, 10:40:21 am »
@Pookie18

A good number of these go after Trump (Cagle, in particular) from the left.

It's the same crap the lefties would use on a true conservative.

I'm not laughing.  Or, defending Trump.


edit for accuracy and clarification....

« Last Edit: August 05, 2016, 11:25:58 am by Half Vast Conspiracy »

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2016, 10:41:32 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2016, 10:41:51 am »
New event for dogs....




Synchronized peeing.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2016, 10:44:03 am »
@L9teen

A good number of these go after Trump (Cagle, in particular) from the left.

It's the same crap the lefties would use on a true conservative.

I'm not laughing.



She just couldn't help herself, I guess.      :whistle:
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2016, 10:52:58 am »
She just couldn't help herself, I guess.      :whistle:

@DCPatriot

She didn't post those, I did. Remember when you were whining about how anti-Trump Today's Toons was...& I told you that it wasn't really anti-Trump, because I wasn't posting the real anti-Trump material to my threads. After your post, several folks asked to see the anti-Trump images & I've been posting them on Fridays in this thread. My post here represents what I've seen over the 6 days following last week's OFST...

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2016, 11:04:04 am »
 888high58888 @Mod1 @Mod2 @MOD3

Not sure who the moderator is of this thread, but is it possible to get a link put on the home page, like last week, so people can see it easily?

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2016, 11:07:33 am »
888high58888 @Mod1 @Mod2 @MOD3

Not sure who the moderator is of this thread, but is it possible to get a link put on the home page, like last week, so people can see it easily?

Re Above The Fold, I sent a PM to Mod1 about 20 min. ago (should've sent to all 3 like you did...)


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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2016, 12:01:00 pm »
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. -Groucho Marx


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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2016, 12:33:35 pm »
888high58888 @Mod1 @Mod2 @MOD3

Not sure who the moderator is of this thread, but is it possible to get a link put on the home page, like last week, so people can see it easily?

Done!  Sorry for the delay....

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2016, 12:39:04 pm »
@pookie18, please have a look at your PM inbox...

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« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2016, 12:41:39 pm »
@pookie18, please have a look at your PM inbox...

@Mod1

Responded a few minutes ago...get notified via e-mail...


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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2016, 01:23:01 pm »
Thank you for the Friday Funnies,
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2016, 01:29:23 pm »
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2016, 01:33:32 pm »


Thank goodness she didn't ask about semi-colons.
For unvaccinated, we are looking at a winter of severe illness and death — if you’re unvaccinated — for themselves, their families, and the hospitals they’ll soon overwhelm. Sloe Joe Biteme 12/16
I will NOT comply.
 
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2016, 01:54:49 pm »
Thank goodness she didn't ask about semi-colons.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2016, 02:08:59 pm »
@Polly Ticks




No awareness ribbon that I know of, but how about a button?
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2016, 02:15:15 pm »
When I was a kid my English teacher looked my way and said, "Name two pronouns."
I said, "Who, me?"

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.
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« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2016, 02:17:16 pm »

No awareness ribbon that I know of, but how about a button?


You'll note that the conservative duck mentioned a colonoscopy, but that was off topic since it dealt with possible semi-colon abuse...

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« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2016, 02:52:39 pm »
I was browsing on Wal-Mart's Web site the other night, and found two disturbing actual items.

The first is that, apparently, "skinny" jeans now come in a 42-inch waist, which kind of defeats the purpose.

The second was in the T-shirt section.



You can apparently buy T-shirts emblazoned with the logo of your favorite food or beverage: Coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, I even saw one for Eggo waffles.

It used to be that advertisers would PAY to reach customers. Now, customers pay to become advertisements.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2016, 02:59:57 pm »
I was browsing on Wal-Mart's Web site the other night, and found two disturbing actual items.

The first is that, apparently, "skinny" jeans now come in a 42-inch waist, which kind of defeats the purpose.

The second was in the T-shirt section.



You can apparently buy T-shirts emblazoned with the logo of your favorite food or beverage: Coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, I even saw one for Eggo waffles.

It used to be that advertisers would PAY to reach customers. Now, customers pay to become advertisements.

That trend has been going for a while, and it's too bad.  I used to get such KEWL STUFF with Marlboro Miles.  We still get compliments from the Bell guy when we go to the Casino....
For unvaccinated, we are looking at a winter of severe illness and death — if you’re unvaccinated — for themselves, their families, and the hospitals they’ll soon overwhelm. Sloe Joe Biteme 12/16
I will NOT comply.
 
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2016, 03:08:43 pm »

No awareness ribbon that I know of, but how about a button?


Whoever came up with that button would LOVE visiting Hawai'i. 
For unvaccinated, we are looking at a winter of severe illness and death — if you’re unvaccinated — for themselves, their families, and the hospitals they’ll soon overwhelm. Sloe Joe Biteme 12/16
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2016, 04:06:26 pm »
Whoever came up with that button would LOVE visiting Hawai'i.

I didn't come up with the button, but I'd be happy to step up and visit Hawai'i in their place!

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2016, 04:20:07 pm »
I didn't come up with the button, but I'd be happy to step up and visit Hawai'i in their place!



Must be a secondary use for Hillary's reset button...

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #32 on: August 05, 2016, 05:03:33 pm »
Must be a secondary use for Hillary's reset button...

I think this is a more appropriate button for Ms. Clinton:
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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« Reply #33 on: August 05, 2016, 05:12:06 pm »
I wish our politicians (and you know who I mean) would all make a trip to the Olympics this year...

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« Reply #34 on: August 05, 2016, 05:13:04 pm »
I think this is a more appropriate button for Ms. Clinton:


Guess that's the authentic one...I had it tested:



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« Reply #35 on: August 05, 2016, 06:42:32 pm »
In honor of both Friday silliness and the opening of the 2016 Summer Olympics, how about a nice selection of headless rhythmic gymnasts.

     
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« Reply #36 on: August 05, 2016, 07:02:01 pm »
 :dropjaw:
For unvaccinated, we are looking at a winter of severe illness and death — if you’re unvaccinated — for themselves, their families, and the hospitals they’ll soon overwhelm. Sloe Joe Biteme 12/16
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« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2016, 06:22:59 am »
@Polly Ticks


I lost my apostrophe when I left FR. And Trump thinks he has made sacrifices. :laugh:
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #38 on: August 06, 2016, 08:25:41 am »
Thanks Pookie for the Trump pics.

My pleasure, @Unlimited! There are so many of them that both the Thurs. & Fri. Today's Toons threads were smaller than usual (since I don't include anti-Trump in them).