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Offline sinkspur

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Trump begins outreach to Hispanics
« on: May 05, 2016, 07:47:12 pm »
Trump begins outreach to Hispanics





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Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump/posts/10157008375200725:0

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Re: Trump begins outreach to Hispanics
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2016, 07:49:58 pm »
They are good taco bowls, no, they are great taco bowls, in fact, they are the best taco bowls. They are taco bowls that are so good, you'll get sick of them and quit eating taco bowls.

I'm sure he loves Hispanics, because he can pay them $2.00 /hour.

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Re: Trump begins outreach to Hispanics
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2016, 07:51:58 pm »
LOL at his reading material (bottom right).

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Re: Trump begins outreach to Hispanics
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2016, 07:52:27 pm »
They are good taco bowls, no, they are great taco bowls, in fact, they are the best taco bowls. They are taco bowls that are so good, you'll get sick of them and quit eating taco bowls.

I'm sure he loves Hispanics, because he can pay them $2.00 /hour.

They certainly aren't YUGE taco bowls. One can say he has very tiny taco bowls.

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Re: Trump begins outreach to Hispanics
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2016, 07:54:55 pm »
Some reaction:


David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog  34m34 minutes ago
David Burge Retweeted Donald J. Trump
Seriously, I have no idea if this is 3D chess grandmaster-level trolling or if he's actually this stupid

stuart stevens ‏@stuartpstevens  38m38 minutes ago
stuart stevens Retweeted John McCormack
This is like when your pal gets engaged to stripper he met in rehab & bringing her home to mom goes badly.Surprised?


Nate Silver ‏@NateSilver538  28m28 minutes ago
Nate Silver Retweeted Donald J. Trump
No, I didn't predict that the Republican Party would lose its effing mind.

Jamie Weinstein ‏@Jamie_Weinstein  14m14 minutes ago
Jamie Weinstein Retweeted Donald J. Trump
I'll need evidence he actually ate it. My guess is he took a picture with the taco salad and then ate a burger

Kombiz Lavasany ‏@kombiz  41m41 minutes ago
Kombiz Lavasany Retweeted Donald J. Trump
I found the cover photo for the next RNC autopsy report

 
Jamie WeinsteinVerified account
‏@Jamie_Weinstein Jamie Weinstein Retweeted Donald J. Trump
No sombrero?

Jamie Weinstein ‏@Jamie_Weinstein  13m13 minutes ago
Jamie Weinstein Retweeted Donald J. Trump
If Jeb Bush took a picture with a taco salad, it would have been the lead story on Breitbart within 5 seconds

Charles C. W. Cooke ‏@charlescwcooke  5m5 minutes ago
"Sir, you have a problem with Hispanics."
"I'll tweet, 'I love Hispanics,' with a photo of a taco bowl."
"I think we just won an election."

Jonah Goldberg ‏@JonahNRO  10m10 minutes ago
Jonah Goldberg Retweeted Donald J. Trump
Cannot wait for his Black History Month tweets

Jamie Weinstein ‏@Jamie_Weinstein  9m9 minutes ago
Jamie Weinstein Retweeted Donald J. Trump
Only 1 week away from Israel's independence day

Rich Lowry ‏@RichLowry  3m3 minutes ago
Trump continues impressive pivot toward loving the hispanics

David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog  6m6 minutes ago
On Columbus Day, try Trump Tower's delicious Pizza-in-a-Cup. It is the best Pizza-in-a-Cup! I love Dagos
« Last Edit: May 05, 2016, 07:56:49 pm by sinkspur »
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Re: Trump begins outreach to Hispanics
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2016, 07:56:39 pm »
So which is more orange:

the hair or the Taco bowl?

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Re: Trump begins outreach to Hispanics
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2016, 08:05:44 pm »
What did the Taco Bowl say to Donald trump?

I like people with smallish hands. 
It makes my Bowl look so yuge!  Viva le Trump

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Re: Trump begins outreach to Hispanics
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2016, 09:01:30 pm »
LMAO!!  Well, THAT'LL do it! 

Throw in 10 jalapeños, Donald... and no water!!

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Re: Trump begins outreach to Hispanics
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2016, 09:14:05 pm »
(I stole this comment)

Help me out here. Is he inferring that:
A) He is eating Hispanics?
B) Hispanics made his taco bowl?
C) Hispanics actually eat taco bowls?
D) None of the above. He's just lying and pandering for votes.
E) All of the above.

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« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2016, 09:21:37 pm »

Ben Shapiro ‏@benshapiro  1h1 hour ago
"Mr. Trump, you're the nominee. What next?"
"Flip on taxes. Hire the Soros guy. And get me a taco bowl and a picture of Marla in a bikini."


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Re: Trump begins outreach to Hispanics
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2016, 09:25:04 pm »
 :facepalm2:

Taco bowls are American. He should've used a tamale.

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Re: Trump begins outreach to Hispanics
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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2016, 09:34:45 pm »


Mexican man creates Donald Trump taco

“It’s got a lot of tongue and a pinch of brain,” Humberto Erives, the creator of the Trump taco, told me in a phone interview from the northern Mexican town of Ciudad Cuauhtemoc.

“Many politician [inspired] tacos have lots of tongue and little brain,” added Erives, “But for the Trump taco, I’m also adding a bit of trompita de marrano” — or pig’s snout.

At Tio Beto’s even pig’s ears can be used for culinary creations.

“We use those for the Mike Tyson taco,” Erives said.



http://fusion.net/story/291361/mexican-man-creates-donald-trump-taco-and-the-ingredients-are-perfect/


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Re: Trump begins outreach to Hispanics
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2016, 10:38:25 pm »


Mexican man creates Donald Trump taco

“It’s got a lot of tongue and a pinch of brain,” Humberto Erives, the creator of the Trump taco, told me in a phone interview from the northern Mexican town of Ciudad Cuauhtemoc.

“Many politician [inspired] tacos have lots of tongue and little brain,” added Erives, “But for the Trump taco, I’m also adding a bit of trompita de marrano” — or pig’s snout.

At Tio Beto’s even pig’s ears can be used for culinary creations.

“We use those for the Mike Tyson taco,” Erives said.



http://fusion.net/story/291361/mexican-man-creates-donald-trump-taco-and-the-ingredients-are-perfect/

I don't care who you are that's funny right there.

I've had beef tongue, it's pretty good. I don't dare think what has gone into all the chorizo I've eaten...
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Re: Trump begins outreach to Hispanics
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Re: Trump begins outreach to Hispanics
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2016, 10:23:21 am »
Now that Cinco de Mayo is over, El Donaldo pivots to "identify" with a different demographic..

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Re: Trump begins outreach to Hispanics
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2016, 11:10:07 am »
I'll bet some of Trump's best friends are Mexican...
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Re: Trump begins outreach to Hispanics
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2016, 12:32:29 pm »
Is that a taco with a wall around it? 
It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide

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Re: Trump begins outreach to Hispanics
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2016, 02:03:54 pm »
I'm mildly surprised that he didn't follow it up with something like "Happy Drinko de Mayo.  Don't get too wasted at the cantina tonight, amigo.  I love the Hispanics". 

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« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2016, 02:46:49 pm »
Trump released statement:   

"I've always loved the Mexican people.  Some of my best friends are Mexicans.   Believe me.   I was eating tacos and burritos before anyone else in New Yawk had even heard of them.   The street vendors were selling pizza and hot dogs and I said, you need to sell burritos and tacos.  No really. I did.   And, one listened to me and I made him a millionaire.  I think he has two or three million dollars now, and it's because he listened to me when I said he should sell tacos.   Believe me, nobody will be better for Mexicans than I will be.   I read the Mexican bible every day.   People don't know, but my mother was half Mexican and she left me her Mexican bible.  In the Mexican bible it says dos Corinthians.

Our country never wins anymore.  We get beat by china because our leaders are so stupid.   They're terrible.  I know the best and the toughest people, and they're all mexican.  I'm going to get the best and we're going to win again.   We're going to build a wall with a big beautiful gate.  The gate is one way and will let all of my Mexican friends in, but will keep evil capitalists from moving to mexico and exploiting those precious people.  I'm going to hire the Mexican people to build a wall.   Everyone knows they are the best builders.  They pour all of my concrete and roof every building I've ever built.   If it wasn't for the Mexican people I could never have made 10 Billion dollars.   Believe me, no body will be tougher and better for the Mexican people.     I just love them, even more than I love the evangelicals. "
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