Hillary and Sanders enter, both wearing their Depends™.
(wild enthusiastic applause)
Moderator: Hillary, can you tell us what you do to keep you so vibrant and young?
(wild applause from "the audience")
Hillary: HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa (which is her standard answer to every question)
Sanders: Wait! Wait! Wait now! (waving his hands wildly and stopping the applause)
I just want to say here, that Mrs. Clinton is one of the most va-va-voom broads I have ever seen in my life. And if she was not running for President she could be a beauty queen, a pin-up girl, just like that Greta Garbo dame is.
(more wild, confused, applause...)
Nah, I think I'll pass.