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Title: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 01:16:53 pm

Hillary Clinton Remix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqYJRc0TJkQ&feature=share)(https://scontent.fphx1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13427752_582312528601933_8459689912162459189_n.jpg?oh=4e9d8da49d841de27ef9ee5c5ffb03f3&oe=580A91F3)

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Wait......what?
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Creepy Dr. Phil (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqlddZ0JGWM)

 
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Can I get an extra hand here?
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That's a very interesting diagram...
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A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?"
"Ok", the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
"Oh, shit Mum, I s'pose I'll have some Coco Pops"
WHACK!! - He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice,
"And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
I don't know, Mum", he blubbers, "but it won't be f***ing Coco Pops."
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Dana Carvey Impressions (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0xoX_9fAzQ)

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I think the #DeleteYourAccount that Hillary tweeted is backfiring on her....
#DeleteYourAccount 2 presidential candidates are currently bickering like children on twitter, folks. USA USA USA!!!
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkinuqSWEAAlQW4.jpg)
If you're stupid enough to base the most solemn duty of a citizen on a tweet, stop voting and #DeleteYourAccount.
What... With like a cloth? #DeleteYourAccount (http://www.chatitaliachat.it/serpe/malos/95.gif)
Maybe the person who should be in jail for deleting her emails (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/smileys/delete2-smiley.gif) shouldn't be instructing others to "#DeleteYourAccount"
Hilary and Trump are having a Twitter feud. (http://www.chatitaliachat.it/serpe/malos/74.gif)These people are in the running to run our country. We're screwed. #DeleteYourAccount
(http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/kids/crying-baby-smiley-emoticon.gif)Can't wait for Trump's next brilliant comeback..."I know you are, but what am I?" #DeleteYourAccount

 
Poor Donald...
 Sitting there...
 Alone...
 Stubby mini fingers a blur trying to come back from
#DeleteYourAccount
 


 
I guess it's official...choices! #DeleteYourAccount vine.co/v/e29UtmdHQ6p
 
#DeleteYourAccount like Donald deleted the last ounce of dignity the @GOP had?(http://r27.imgfast.net/users/2713/88/76/66/smiles/91675.gif)
 
#DeleteYourAccount Hillary(http://www.dream-worlds.net/forum/smileys/smiley86.gif) #DeleteYourCampaign #DeleteYourFakeMarriage #DeleteTheClintonFraudation
 
#DeleteYourAccount (http://angergeneral.com/forum/images/smilies/chainsaw-smiley-emoticon-1.gif)The only thing Hillary is actually qualified to do, delete stuff. #Irony
It's official, this will go down in Twitter Meme history. #DeleteYourAccount(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkirkjKUgAArGHl.jpg)
 
#DeleteYourAccount Wipe the servers, say it was allowed, give em half the emails, #DeleteTheTranscripts, hide the donations, cover it up.(http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/Smileys/sarcasmics/th_5.gif)


 
The one thing that all of Twitter can agree on: @realDonaldTrump should delete his account.  :dancer:


Remember, in order to win the presidency you need 270 electoral votes and at least nine "solid Internet owns." #DeleteYourAccount (http://www.chatitaliachat.it/serpe/malos/132.gif)


 
Our Presidential Candidates are engaged in a twitter war. I can almost guarantee, Hillary has the bigger dick. :tongue2: #DeleteYourAccount

 
#DeleteYourAccount So is Hillary now offering advice to Trump on getting away with corruption or something? *hmmmm*


 
Before you #DeleteYourAccount, we are going to make sure to save your best tweets..(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ckilo_TUoAIK9Rw.jpg)
Y'all know damn well who tweeted #DeleteYourAccount from Hillary's account pic.twitter.com/pWAN701Vbf

Six more months of back and forth insults and ZERO policy substance. #DeleteYourAccount

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RIGHT INTO D.C.(https://scontent.fphx1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13310365_10154243436369600_7274677315621150477_n.jpg?oh=d8f90504c06aeb9ce311620d0e7b9d7d&oe=57C12DBC)

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 01:27:26 pm

DELETE ACCOUNT? WHA?
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SO...........................
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Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 03:12:11 pm

BTTT - Where is everyone? 8888crybaby

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 03:28:45 pm

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Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Cyber Liberty on June 10, 2016, 03:41:22 pm

Quote from: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 03:12:11 pm

BTTT - Where is everyone? 8888crybaby

The pinger isn't working.  When I went to my "Mentions" to help me find this thread, it's not there.

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: verga on June 10, 2016, 03:42:21 pm

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Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: verga on June 10, 2016, 03:45:52 pm

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Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: verga on June 10, 2016, 03:47:01 pm

BTW top 5

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Polly Ticks on June 10, 2016, 03:47:16 pm

Quote from: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 03:12:11 pm

BTTT - Where is everyone? 8888crybaby

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Present, pretty, and punctual! 
(Ok, maybe not all that punctual.)

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: pookie18 on June 10, 2016, 03:48:54 pm

@EC
@Unlimited
@Wingnut
@mrpotatohead

(increasing the weekly count to 75 images since there’s a glut of material)

By request:

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Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Polly Ticks on June 10, 2016, 03:51:24 pm

In honor of all the bickering on the "Welcome FR Refugees" thread ....

(http://i63.tinypic.com/34q1non.gif)

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 03:57:52 pm

█████ ████ everything ███ █████ is█████ ████ fine ████ ███ ██████ love █████ █ your █ ████ government.

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Idiot on June 10, 2016, 04:18:14 pm

Enjoyed the read and stole one...lol. 

(http://moonbattery.com/graphics/spurgeon-of-two-evils.jpg)

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: pookie18 on June 10, 2016, 04:25:47 pm

Quote from: mrpotatohead on June 10, 2016, 04:18:14 pm

Enjoyed the read and stole one...lol. 

(http://moonbattery.com/graphics/spurgeon-of-two-evils.jpg)

That was a good one!!

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 05:11:18 pm

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Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 05:27:43 pm

Pinky The Lovable, Adoptable Cat

https://www.facebook.com/LaughMoreOften/videos/664210590387887/ (https://www.facebook.com/LaughMoreOften/videos/664210590387887/)

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: bolobaby on June 10, 2016, 05:29:55 pm

Holy crap. For some reason, I find this hysterical!

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/053/349/3fa.gif)

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: pookie18 on June 10, 2016, 05:32:28 pm

Quote from: bolobaby on June 10, 2016, 05:29:55 pm

Holy crap. For some reason, I find this hysterical!

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/053/349/3fa.gif)

As well you should...

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Idaho_Cowboy on June 10, 2016, 05:36:28 pm

Yee HAWWW! It's friday we made it. BTTT

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Sanguine on June 10, 2016, 05:50:28 pm

Quote from: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 05:27:43 pm

Pinky The Lovable, Adoptable Cat

https://www.facebook.com/LaughMoreOften/videos/664210590387887/ (https://www.facebook.com/LaughMoreOften/videos/664210590387887/)

Ok, how did he not know that was a bad idea?  Standing there, looking so cool, and then.....

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Cyber Liberty on June 10, 2016, 06:13:04 pm

 

Quote from: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 05:27:43 pm

Pinky The Lovable, Adoptable Cat

https://www.facebook.com/LaughMoreOften/videos/664210590387887/ (https://www.facebook.com/LaughMoreOften/videos/664210590387887/)

 :silly:

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 06:21:22 pm

Fun Fact Friday!- COOL, this is right by me.

 Transformers are in Arizona! A section of Loop 303 is closed and will remain closed through Wednesday for the filming of the new Transformers movie due to be released next summer.
http://www.12news.com/traffic/autobots-decepticons-to-close-loop-303-this-weekend/238741306 (http://www.12news.com/traffic/autobots-decepticons-to-close-loop-303-this-weekend/238741306)

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 06:27:10 pm

What did I just make there?  :silly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc-OTlZIb94 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc-OTlZIb94)

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Cyber Liberty on June 10, 2016, 06:32:33 pm

Quote from: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 06:21:22 pm

Fun Fact Friday!- COOL, this is right by me.

 Transformers are in Arizona! A section of Loop 303 is closed and will remain closed through Wednesday for the filming of the new Transformers movie due to be released next summer.
http://www.12news.com/traffic/autobots-decepticons-to-close-loop-303-this-weekend/238741306 (http://www.12news.com/traffic/autobots-decepticons-to-close-loop-303-this-weekend/238741306)

They picked the right stretch of road for that....

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 07:05:40 pm

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Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: uglybiker on June 10, 2016, 08:37:34 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpU5O_Uur_c

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Sanguine on June 10, 2016, 08:46:59 pm

Quote from: uglybiker on June 10, 2016, 08:37:34 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpU5O_Uur_c

OMG, I just lost 10 IQ points and I only watched 2 minutes!

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 09:18:54 pm

(https://scontent.fphx1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13427812_254507294927224_64548213998502693_n.jpg?oh=5d399b3557e4f0c8269910b94c9e04a6&oe=57C5B36A)

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 11:02:41 pm

A Native American walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand. His other hand is pulling a male buffalo. He says to the waiter, “Want coffee.”


The waiter replies, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.”


     He gets the Native American a tall mug of coffee. The Native American drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns, and shoots the buffalo with the shotgun. Parts of the buffalo splatter everywhere, but the Native American doesn’t care. He simply walks out of the cafe.


The next morning, the Native American returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and once again, he is pulling a male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, “Want coffee.”


The waiter says , Whoa! We’re still cleaning up the mess you made yesterday. What was that all about, anyway?”


The Native American smiles and proudly says, “Training for position in United States Congress: Come in , drink coffee, shot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 11:03:08 pm

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Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 11:07:46 pm

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Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 11:10:02 pm

(https://scontent.fphx1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s552x414/13394062_920776911381357_328117601351816590_n.jpg?oh=027d25be585ce33672aaf236600e7ce2&oe=58073F46)
 :amen: DUMBASS!!

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Cyber Liberty on June 10, 2016, 11:11:37 pm

Quote from: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 11:07:46 pm

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Hey!  Compared to last weekend, it was nice out today!

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 11:11:58 pm

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Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 11:12:39 pm

Quote from: Cyber Liberty on June 10, 2016, 11:11:37 pm

Hey!  Compared to last weekend, it was nice out today!

Still sucks out there...humid too.(http://www.chatitaliachat.it/serpe/movie/106.gif)

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 11:14:45 pm

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Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 11:18:58 pm

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Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 11:21:25 pm

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Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Polly Ticks on June 10, 2016, 11:26:16 pm

(http://i67.tinypic.com/21n0hp0.jpg)

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 11:27:24 pm

Trump's new business
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Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 11:28:39 pm

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Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 11:32:36 pm

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Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: SquirrelCutter on June 10, 2016, 11:34:39 pm

(http://i.imgur.com/ilr98ao.jpg)

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 11:35:42 pm

CHEESE ANYONE?
(https://scontent.fphx1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13315749_920468098078905_1712716439597975199_n.jpg?oh=dace838b460c1e8069e82e085a44a8fd&oe=58033D98)

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Polly Ticks on June 10, 2016, 11:37:03 pm

Quote from: SquirrelCutter on June 10, 2016, 11:34:39 pm

(http://i.imgur.com/ilr98ao.jpg)

(http://www.rantlifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/filepicker-0wLTZLjaQo24AjyEp3zb_kanye_funny_face.jpg)

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Idaho_Cowboy on June 10, 2016, 11:37:38 pm

Quote from: SquirrelCutter on June 10, 2016, 11:34:39 pm

(http://i.imgur.com/ilr98ao.jpg)

That's terrible.... But not as terrible as having to listen to his music.

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Idaho_Cowboy on June 10, 2016, 11:42:12 pm

 One Sunday a cowboy went to church.
 When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present.

 The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach.
 The cowboy said,
 "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him."

 So the minister began his sermon.
 One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours.
 The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he liked the sermon.

 The cowboy answered slowly,
 "Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up,
 I sure wouldn't feed him all the hay..."

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Idaho_Cowboy on June 10, 2016, 11:46:16 pm

Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say:

Trim the fat off that steak.
 Cappuccino tastes better than Espresso.
 The tires on that truck are too big.
 I'll have the Arugula and Radicchio salad.
 I've got it all on the C drive.
 Unsweetened tea tastes better.
 Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
 My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
 I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
 Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
 The Cowboys suck
 I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
 Duct tape won't fix that.
 Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
 Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
 We don't keep firearms in this house.
 Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
 You can't feed that to the dog.
 I thought Graceland was tacky.
 No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
 Wrestling's fake.

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: SquirrelCutter on June 10, 2016, 11:53:07 pm

(http://i.imgur.com/i9egYL7.jpg)

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 10, 2016, 11:58:05 pm

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Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: annieokie on June 11, 2016, 12:54:24 am

On the first day at the new retirement facility, the manager addressed all the new senior residents pointing out some of the rules:

"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females.

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.

Are there any questions?"

At this point, a older gentleman stood up in the crowd and inquired:

"How much for a season pass?"   0052

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Smokin Joe on June 11, 2016, 03:57:42 am

Quote from: Idaho_Cowboy on June 10, 2016, 11:37:38 pm

That's terrible.... But not as terrible as having to listen to his music.

Oh, It'll keep the rats out of the grain bins. That's a plus.

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: EC on June 11, 2016, 08:26:01 am

Thank you @L9teen and @pookie18

My Friday .... wasn't. So catching up now.

No contest for the weekend? Or have I gone blind again.

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: uglybiker on June 11, 2016, 03:17:41 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyc_MnHX8FI

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 11, 2016, 06:15:13 pm

Quote from: EC on June 11, 2016, 08:26:01 am

Thank you @L9teen and @pookie18

My Friday .... wasn't. So catching up now.

No contest for the weekend? Or have I gone blind again.

No...I hadn't issued one because I wasn't sure how many would participate.

But here ya go:
(http://new3.fjcdn.com/pictures/Band+name_adfabf_5181815.jpg)
I'll start it off

Pink Omellete

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: pookie18 on June 11, 2016, 06:20:30 pm

Quote from: L9teen on June 11, 2016, 06:15:13 pm

No...I hadn't issued one because I wasn't sure how many would participate.

But here ya go:
(http://new3.fjcdn.com/pictures/Band+name_adfabf_5181815.jpg)
I'll start it off

Pink Omellete

Plaid Protein Drink

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: austingirl on June 11, 2016, 06:42:15 pm

Worked yesterday so here a day late. Read the entire thread and @L9teen and @pookie18 thanks for the laughs.

My band name is Orange Breakfast Sandwich.

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: verga on June 11, 2016, 07:01:08 pm

Quote from: L9teen on June 11, 2016, 06:15:13 pm

No...I hadn't issued one because I wasn't sure how many would participate.

But here ya go:
(http://new3.fjcdn.com/pictures/Band+name_adfabf_5181815.jpg)
I'll start it off

Pink Omellete

White turkey

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Smokin Joe on June 11, 2016, 07:32:53 pm

Quote from: L9teen on June 11, 2016, 06:15:13 pm

No...I hadn't issued one because I wasn't sure how many would participate.

But here ya go:
(http://new3.fjcdn.com/pictures/Band+name_adfabf_5181815.jpg)
I'll start it off

Pink Omellete

Commando ham!

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: EC on June 11, 2016, 08:18:17 pm

Quote from: L9teen on June 11, 2016, 06:15:13 pm

No...I hadn't issued one because I wasn't sure how many would participate.

But here ya go:
(http://new3.fjcdn.com/pictures/Band+name_adfabf_5181815.jpg)
I'll start it off

Pink Omellete

No Stuffed Peppers

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Wingnut on June 11, 2016, 08:36:02 pm

Quote from: EC on June 11, 2016, 08:18:17 pm

No Stuffed Peppers

Don't you mean:

Commando Stuffed Peppers.

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: EC on June 11, 2016, 10:15:20 pm

Nah - I've seen what commandos actually wear under their gear.  :tongue2:

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Silver Pines on June 11, 2016, 11:25:30 pm

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@L9teen

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Silver Pines on June 11, 2016, 11:47:33 pm

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkrxTV0VAAIf-x1.jpg)

@L9teen

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Smokin Joe on June 11, 2016, 11:54:25 pm

Quote from: CatherineofAragon on June 11, 2016, 11:47:33 pm

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkrxTV0VAAIf-x1.jpg)

@L9teen

Ol' Web (daddy?) could have made her one, too...

lost opportunities...

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: jmyrlefuller on June 12, 2016, 01:48:30 am

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Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Polly Ticks on June 12, 2016, 02:11:13 am

Quote from: L9teen on June 11, 2016, 06:15:13 pm

(http://new3.fjcdn.com/pictures/Band+name_adfabf_5181815.jpg)

Pink corn on the cob

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Sanguine on June 12, 2016, 02:11:20 am

Navy blue kolache.

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: jmyrlefuller on June 12, 2016, 02:27:27 am

What kind of overalls does Mario (of Super Mario Bros.) wear?

♪^Denim _denim denim...♫

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Smokin Joe on June 12, 2016, 02:44:46 am

Quote from: Sanguine on June 12, 2016, 02:11:20 am

Navy blue kolache.

I learn something new every day. Was that a fruit filled kolache or a meat filled one?

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Sanguine on June 12, 2016, 02:57:11 am

Quote from: Smokin Joe on June 12, 2016, 02:44:46 am

I learn something new every day. Was that a fruit filled kolache or a meat filled one?

Jalapeño and sausage.  From the Czech Stop in West, Texas.

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Idiot on June 12, 2016, 03:10:20 am

Quote from: Sanguine on June 12, 2016, 02:57:11 am

Jalapeño and sausage.  From the Czech Stop in West, Texas.

Oh my....  Are you from the town that was almost leveled by the fertilizer explosion?  So very sad.........

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Sanguine on June 12, 2016, 03:31:04 am

Quote from: mrpotatohead on June 12, 2016, 03:10:20 am

Oh my....  Are you from the town that was almost leveled by the fertilizer explosion?  So very sad.........

No, I'm not from West.  It's on 35, between Dallas and the rest of Texas.  Good kolaches!

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Idiot on June 12, 2016, 03:35:02 am

Quote from: Sanguine on June 12, 2016, 03:31:04 am

No, I'm not from West.  It's on 35, between Dallas and the rest of Texas.  Good kolaches!

Glad to hear the kolaches survived!

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Smokin Joe on June 12, 2016, 03:36:02 am

Quote from: Sanguine on June 12, 2016, 02:57:11 am

Jalapeño and sausage.  From the Czech Stop in West, Texas.

That sounds good!

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Sanguine on June 12, 2016, 04:00:04 am

Quote from: Smokin Joe on June 12, 2016, 03:36:02 am

That sounds good!

Muy, muy bueno!

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: SZonian on June 12, 2016, 05:17:36 pm

Thanks L9teen!

A little late, but this came through my inbox this morning and thought I'd share for those who may not have seen it yet.


 
 
COSTELLO:  I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America  .

ABBOTT: Good Subject.  Terrible Times.  It's 5.6%.

COSTELLO:  That many people are out of work?

ABBOTT: No, that's 23%.
 
COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%.

ABBOTT:  5.6% Unemployed.

COSTELLO:  Right 5.6% out of work.

ABBOTT: No, that's 23%.

COSTELLO: Okay, so it's  23% unemployed.

ABBOTT: No, that's 5.6%.

COSTELLO:  WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 5.6% or 23%?

ABBOTT: 5.6% are unemployed.  23% are out of work.

COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed.

ABBOTT:  No, Obama said you can't count the "Out of Work" as the unemployed.  You have to look for work to be unemployed.
 
COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!!

ABBOTT: No, you miss his point.

COSTELLO:  What point?

ABBOTT:  Someone who doesn't look for work can't be counted with those who look for work.  It wouldn't be fair.
 
COSTELLO: To whom?

ABBOTT: The unemployed.

COSTELLO: But ALL of them are out of work.

ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work.
Those who are out of work gave up looking and if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.
 
COSTELLO: So if you're off the unemployment roles that would count as less unemployment?

ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!

COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don't look for work?

ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes  down. That's how it gets to 5.6%. Otherwise it would be 23%.

COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means there are two ways to bring down the unemployment number?

ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.

COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?

ABBOTT: Correct.

COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?
 
ABBOTT: Bingo.

 COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to have people stop looking for work.
 
ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like a Democrat.

 COSTELLO:  I don't even know what the hell I just said!

 ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like Hill​ar​y.

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: L9teen on June 12, 2016, 06:19:14 pm

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Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: Cyber Liberty on June 12, 2016, 10:16:06 pm

It's official:  You are now getting more replies on TBR than at TOS.  That was quick!  39 there, 80 here!  Raise a glass...then smash it against JR's head!

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: SZonian on June 13, 2016, 12:16:27 am

Quote from: Cyber Liberty on June 12, 2016, 10:16:06 pm

It's official:  You are now getting more replies on TBR than at TOS.  That was quick!  39 there, 80 here!  Raise a glass...then smash it against JR's head!

:thumbsup:

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: verga on June 13, 2016, 02:50:16 am

Sunday night and we are still getting silliness.

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: EC on June 13, 2016, 02:56:29 am

Went down to the shop to grab some milk and a frozen pizza before they closed. Decided to top up the gas card while I was there, so got out my wallet, grabbed the card and asked for twenty on it. The lad behind the counter is doing the transaction and says "Your wallet is neat. Mine's always full of old receipts and shit. I should clean it out."

I said to him "I never have to clean out my wallet. The missus does that for me."

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: SZonian on June 13, 2016, 04:03:40 am

 

Quote from: EC on June 13, 2016, 02:56:29 am

Went down to the shop to grab some milk and a frozen pizza before they closed. Decided to top up the gas card while I was there, so got out my wallet, grabbed the card and asked for twenty on it. The lad behind the counter is doing the transaction and says "Your wallet is neat. Mine's always full of old receipts and shit. I should clean it out."

I said to him "I never have to clean out my wallet. The missus does that for me."

:silly:

Man, ain't that the truth?  <ducking>

Title: Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
Post by: jmyrlefuller on June 14, 2016, 02:38:08 am

Quote from: EC on June 13, 2016, 02:56:29 am

Went down to the shop to grab some milk and a frozen pizza before they closed. Decided to top up the gas card while I was there, so got out my wallet, grabbed the card and asked for twenty on it. The lad behind the counter is doing the transaction and says "Your wallet is neat. Mine's always full of old receipts and shit. I should clean it out."

I said to him "I never have to clean out my wallet. The missus does that for me."

From my days at the grocery store:

"Do you want a bag?"

"Nope, got one at home."

#rimshot