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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: 240B on February 12, 2018, 06:37:01 pm
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Hypothetically, as a joke, just as a exersiser, lets say for example, I have this body laying around that I need to something with it. What do I do with it? Ideas, examples, anything would be helpful, as a hypothetical, you know, idea
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If you're in Florida there are several options. 1) wild hogs 2) alligators 3) crab traps sunk in the ocean, 4) dropping out to sea.
The everglades & swamps really aren't that viable because of the difficulty in getting out there and back without being seen. Number 3 &4 are really the best.
Not that Ive ever considered it.
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Space X Heavy Rocket with a Tesla Roadster. Room for two.
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Space X Heavy Rocket with a Tesla Roadster. Room for two.
I heard there was already a hooker in the trunk.
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Very, very long hot fire, grind the remaining bones down to powder, release the ashes into the wind.
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Braise it with a little Chianti?
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Keep the tenderloins. Everything else goes into a pond where there are snapping turtles.
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Call tony soprano
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1) Backhoe
2) Hole
3) Lime chips
(I had to find this out for a friend once. Fellow named Condidit.)
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Call Dexter. Didn't he weight bodies with stones, and dump them overboard, several nautical miles offshore?
(..the story purports to take place in Florida, but the series was mainly filmed in Long Beach California, BTW....a little Hollywierd trivia to hate California over...)
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...asking for a friend?
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Hypothetically, as a joke, just as a exersiser, lets say for example, I have this body laying around that I need to something with it. What do I do with it? Ideas, examples, anything would be helpful, as a hypothetical, you know, idea
Lol! It depends upon whether or not you're a high-profile Democrat. If you are, Fort Marcy Park is always a good 1st choice spot. Neat, clean, no questions asked. Of course, there are other spots. Rock Creek Park would do if you are a lesser known Democrat. Make sure you dump the body AFTER the spots have already been thoroughly searched and checked now. It enhances the mystery.
If you're not a Democrat, don't even consider it. They'll nab you before you get out the door with da stiff.
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I'd call The Wolf.
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Hypothetically, as a joke, just as a exersiser, lets say for example, I have this body laying around that I need to something with it. What do I do with it? Ideas, examples, anything would be helpful, as a hypothetical, you know, idea
What happens in the holler stays in the holler.
Jussayin.
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That's him!
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Prop it up in your living room. If the cops catch you just say you thought they were sleeping.
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Ah, yes: the old body-in-the-trunk, compact-the-car-into-a-cube and ship-it-off-to-be-melted-down trick.
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They do it with barrels of some sort of acid on “The Blacklistâ€. One body per barrel seems to be the preferred ratio. :3:
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1) Backhoe
2) Hole
3) Lime chips
(I had to find this out for a friend once. Fellow named Condidit.)
Lady near here did that but got caught. She stole a winning lottery ticket and killed the guy. Used a backhoe to dig a 10ft deep hole. She forgot the lime and dogs found it. I know a cop who helped dig it up.
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If you're in Florida there are several options. 1) wild hogs 2) alligators 3) crab traps sunk in the ocean, 4) dropping out to sea.
The everglades & swamps really aren't that viable because of the difficulty in getting out there and back without being seen. Number 3 &4 are really the best.
Not that Ive ever considered it.
You don't have to go out to the swamps to find gators. Lake Jessup, a 30 minute jaunt from downtown Orlando, has the highest population density of gators of any lake in the state. It's the lake that they relocate wayward gators to.
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Ah, yes: the old body-in-the-trunk, compact-the-car-into-a-cube and ship-it-off-to-be-melted-down trick.
"So pretty please, with sugar on top....clean the [.......] car."
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"So pretty please, with sugar on top....clean the [.......] car."
"Now boys, listen up. We're going to a place called Monster Joe's Truck and Tow."
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Lady near here did that but got caught. She stole a winning lottery ticket and killed the guy. Used a backhoe to dig a 10ft deep hole. She forgot the lime and dogs found it. I know a cop who helped dig it up.
Weird, that was just on "Snapped" the other night.
@driftdiver
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Weird, that was just on "Snapped" the other night.
@driftdiver
He said once they got about 4 feet down they could smell the body. They had the people from the university come help to dig it up to preserve evidence.
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He said once they got about 4 feet down they could smell the body. They had the people from the university come help to dig it up to preserve evidence.
I guess she should have asked the people who got rid of JImmy Hoffa. (Ooh, I apologize)
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i am surprised very surprised.
I was trying to come across as some kind of mafios thug.
I thought I was pretty good at it?
I didn't fool any of you guys. Not a single one.
I hate all you guys.
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i am surprised very surprised.
I was trying to come across as some kind of mafios thug.
I thought I was pretty good at it?
I didn't fool any of you guys. Not a single one.
I hate all you guys.
Why would a mafia thug need advice from us nerds on how to get rid of a body?
We hate you too.
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Lady near here did that but got caught. She stole a winning lottery ticket and killed the guy. Used a backhoe to dig a 10ft deep hole. She forgot the lime and dogs found it. I know a cop who helped dig it up.
That was no lady.
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@240B
Look up the Standard Hotel in West Hollywood.
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Why would a mafia thug need advice from us nerds on how to get rid of a body?
It doesn't matter Got rid of it last week.
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@240B
Look up the Standard Hotel in West Hollywood.
Check for the name "Schiff" in the registry.
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Chop it up into pieces, put it into garbage bags. put those bags into more garbage bags. Toss them into a random dumpster late at night.
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@Cyber Liberty
@Sanguine
Check for the name "Schiff" in the registry.
Ah, I see you surf the same websites (and maybe youtube video channels?) that I follow. (It leaves me very little time for TBR.)
If even a small percentage of the awful stories are real, they are horrible enough to explain why I said on another thread started by Jazzhead that Trump's most vicious enemies are literally fighting for their very lives.
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That was no lady.
Because she can run a backhoe?
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Because she can run a backhoe?
No, your standard well rounded lady should know how to run a backhoe. At least it's that way in my neck of the woods.
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No, your standard well rounded lady should know how to run a backhoe. At least it's that way in my neck of the woods.
That's right - Or at least be able to drag the chain... A 'great hooker' might be a compliment in these parts.
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That's right - Or at least be able to drag the chain... A 'great hooker' might be a compliment in these parts.
I'm afraid I don't know much about the latter.
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Because she can run a backhoe?
They say, Once you go backhoe you never go back.
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They say, Once you go backhoe you never go back.
Oh hey, welcome back.
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Chili for the homeless.
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Chili for the homeless.
LOL Another reason to be thankful that I'm not homeless.
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They do it with barrels of some sort of acid on “The Blacklistâ€. One body per barrel seems to be the preferred ratio. :3:
Excellent episode. I was going to make the same suggestion!
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The best method is to feed it tot he hogs. They will eat everything and leave no evidence. Make sure you remove all the jewelry......I'm just saying.
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A shallow Texas grave with a dash of dismemberment, garnished with lime chips worked on me.
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If you have the time ....
55 gallon drum
put the body in,
add live meal worms and cover
{wait like 30 days}
When the flesh is gone, place the drum on top of cement blocks formed in an "H"
put charcoal in on on side of the open H
keep a low fire going for a day or two to dry out the drum
stir contents of drum with an iron bar (5/8" rebar or pipe)
drill air holes into the drum
add a bucket of coal to the contents of the drum and burn a second time
after the coal starts to burn down, add some chunks of wood
wait till cool
pulverize into dust
till the dust into your garden
cut up drum into metal sheets
dispose of metal sheets, iron bar
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Excellent episode. I was going to make the same suggestion!
I loves me some James Spader. ;). 888high58888
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Don't let this distract you from the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.
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A shallow Texas grave with a dash of dismemberment, garnished with lime chips worked on me.
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Well it beats where she is now.
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Well it beats where she is now.
Oh wow. Netflix did a show on her, very well acted. I highly recommend- I didn't know about the entire story. It's called the most hated woman in America if you want to find it.....
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A shallow Texas grave with a dash of dismemberment, garnished with lime chips worked on me.
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@corbe
That's awful Christian of you.
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Don't let this distract you from the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.
To think that we almost forgot!
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If you have the time ....
55 gallon drum
put the body in,
add live meal worms and cover
{wait like 30 days}
When the flesh is gone, place the drum on top of cement blocks formed in an "H"
put charcoal in on on side of the open H
keep a low fire going for a day or two to dry out the drum
stir contents of drum with an iron bar (5/8" rebar or pipe)
drill air holes into the drum
add a bucket of coal to the contents of the drum and burn a second time
after the coal starts to burn down, add some chunks of wood
wait till cool
pulverize into dust
till the dust into your garden
cut up drum into metal sheets
dispose of metal sheets, iron bar
Nice plan!