Let thy Democratic Convention begin...
or rather Let thy Silliness begin....
But....I repeat myself
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She broke it alright....like she does every glass she passes
Funny Tweets
Can Hillary please hire the genius/magician who dressed Palin in 2008 and stop dressing like my weird cat-lady aunt who works at JCPenney?
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Let's all agree on one thing, as Democrats, united together, both Bernie AND Hillary would benefit from whitening strips.
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Hell is just a continuous loop of Hillary Clinton trying out dance moves.
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Bernie Sanders: Let's talk about the economy.
Hillary Clinton: *riding by on Heelys* Yo yo bae who loves to vape yolo hashtags? Yaassss fam!
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It's weird because if you looked at that stage without context you'd assume some terrible disaster had happened and they were raising money
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Hillary Clinton is the kind of person to have a photo taken of them playing XBox, but the controller is off.
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HILLARY: Media coverage of me is sexist
MEDIA: Ok how are you different from Obama substantively
HILLARY: My gender
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Bill Clinton: "Bill Clinton is awesome."
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Obama 08: "This is the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow."
Obama 16: "Our power doesn't come from some self-declared savior."
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[/size]"This week, Hillary Clinton became the first female presidential nominee of a major party. So now little girls everywhere can say, 'One day I'm gonna grow up and run against an insane reality TV star.'" –Conan O'Brien
"Tonight was the start of the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia, where today the temperature was over 100 degrees. As if Hillary Clinton needed another reason to sweat. She went through two pantsuits." –Jimmy Fallon
"In fact, it was so hot Hillary met with some Bernie supporters just for the chilly reception." –Jimmy Fallon
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"The Democrats have had some impressive speakers so far. Last night Michelle Obama delivered her second convention speech of the week." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Hillary Clinton's main task this week is to divert attention from leaked DNC emails and other negative press. Hillary's going to begin her speech with the rousing first line — 'Hey, Look, There's a Pokémon!'" –Conan O'Brien
"The theme for the Democrats today at the Democratic Convention is 'United Together.' Which really is the best way to be united. So much better than being united apart." –Jimmy Kimmel
"After the Republican Convention last week, the DNC was supposed to be the boring one. It was quite the opposite. Every time Hillary Clinton's name was mentioned there were boos from Bernie Sanders fans. Even Bernie had to ask his supporters to calm down. After a year of telling them not to calm down. It's like Chef Boyardee telling people to take it easy on the ravioli." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Hillary Clinton introduced her new running mate Senator Tim Kaine at an event in Miami this weekend. She found Kaine while searching a stock photo database for 'white businessman.'" –Seth Meyers
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"It was a big night for Bernie Sanders. You could tell. For the the first time ever it appears he combed his hair." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Boyz II Men opened up the Democratic Convention yesterday performing their hit 'Motown Philly.' Then they closed it out with Bernie Sanders singing 'It's so Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Democrats held a roll call vote today to formally elect Hillary Clinton as their party's nominee. Delegates had the option of voting either 'no' or 'ugh, fine.'" –Seth Meyers
"Bernie Sanders supporters were so angry last night that they booed each mention of Hillary Clinton's name, and even booed the pastor leading the pre-convention prayer. Of course, this was Philadelphia. Booing is just how people exhale." –Seth Meyers
"According to a poll, 90 percent of Bernie Sanders supporters plan to vote for Hillary Clinton in November. The other 10 percent plan to put their hand down the sink and then turn on the disposal." –Conan O'Brien
"Earlier tonight, Bernie Sanders spoke at the Democratic National Convention. Sanders' speech was interrupted by dozens of applause breaks and three pee breaks." –Conan O'Brien
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"Experts are saying that the highlight of the Democratic Convention's first night was Michelle Obama's speech. In fact, Melania Trump said she already knows it by heart." –Conan O'Brien
"First Lady Michelle Obama spoke tonight on the first day of the Democratic National Convention, while Melania Trump furiously took notes." –Seth Meyers
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"President Obama appeared on Face the Nation this weekend and said of Hillary Clinton, 'She's not always flashy, and there are better speechmakers, but she knows her stuff.' Man, I'd hate to see Obama set somebody up on a blind date. 'She's got one wonky eye and she talks too much, but you don't wanna die alone, do ya?'" –Seth Meyers
"Michelle gave a really big speech last night. But she wasn't the only one. Bernie Sanders gave the final speech of the night, which kept being delayed by applause. Bernie was like, 'Please stop with the clapping! You'll make the lights go off and on!" –Jimmy Fallon
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"Of course, it's the Democratic Convention, which began last night. There were several big moments, and by the end, everyone was chanting 'I'm With Her!' Unfortunately for Hillary, they were talking about Michelle Obama." –Jimmy Fallon
"Bernie Sanders said that he knows people are disappointed in the results of the primaries, saying, 'I think it's fair to say nobody is more disappointed than I am.' At which point, Jeb Bush threw his empty Hagen Daazs container at the TV." –Jimmy Fallon
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Michelle Malkin @michellemalkin
Shorter Obama: Elect what is the "best in us"...by voting for the conniving, corrupt, self-serving, money-grubbing Hillary Clinton.
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An American flag finally made an appearance at the Dem convention--it was burning, but nonetheless it was the American flag!
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And now introducing the Democractic nominees for POTUS - Kaine and Unable
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Currently, the flatlands. Kansas.
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Now does from mean the place that you have left? If so, from does not apply to me. I am in Texas, Houston(Hobby area).
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Seriously born in Western New York, currently living in Virginia.
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It occurs to me that while I did respond, I've actually failed the challenge. 888oops888
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