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General Category => National/Breaking News => Topic started by: flowers on July 11, 2014, 07:18:24 pm

Title: Smoke Responsibly And Roll Coal The Right Way With These Truck Modification Options
Post by: flowers on July 11, 2014, 07:18:24 pm
http://dailycaller.com/2014/07/10/smoke-responsibly-and-roll-coal-the-right-way-with-these-truck-modification-options/

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Conservative truck owners have a new way to rebel against environmentalists and the government’s obsession with carbon footprints: tricking-out diesel pickups with coal stacks that spew black smoke. Called “coal rollers,” these smoky renegades use their sweet chimney stacks to smoke-out hybrids by emitting black exhaust into the atmosphere.

Here at The Daily Caller, we are going to give you the basics on how to modify your pickup, so every hybrid driven by some guy in a pink Argyle sweater will know exactly where you stand.

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Title: Re: Smoke Responsibly And Roll Coal The Right Way With These Truck Modification Options
Post by: EC on July 11, 2014, 08:45:42 pm
I hate to say this, but isn't this a bit childish?  :shrug:

Reminds me more of slacktivism than anything else. Plus, it's damned dangerous for anyone behind them on the road.
Title: Re: Smoke Responsibly And Roll Coal The Right Way With These Truck Modification Options
Post by: Chieftain on July 11, 2014, 08:53:45 pm
I hate to say this, but isn't this a bit childish?  :shrug:

Reminds me more of slacktivism than anything else. Plus, it's damned dangerous for anyone behind them on the road.

I dunno....I'd love to have one of these to get in front of Priuses on the Freeway that can't go any faster than 50, and let 'em have it for obstructing traffic. 

bleep 'em in their fat lips....

 :beer:
Title: Re: Smoke Responsibly And Roll Coal The Right Way With These Truck Modification Options
Post by: EC on July 11, 2014, 09:04:44 pm
I dunno....I'd love to have one of these to get in front of Priuses on the Freeway that can't go any faster than 50, and let 'em have it for obstructing traffic. 

bleep 'em in their fat lips....

 :beer:

 :beer:

Oh - I didn't say it wouldn't be fun!  :laugh:

And I may take a wee peek at the mods needed, for curiosity purposes. I like good, inventive engineering at the best of times.

I play with hybrids (and Mommy tanks) with a very simple mod. There is a push switch added to the dash of our car. It turns on the brake lights .... So funny to watch them fade into the distance.
Title: Re: Smoke Responsibly And Roll Coal The Right Way With These Truck Modification Options
Post by: Lando Lincoln on July 11, 2014, 09:16:45 pm
My son had one - had the programmable modules, twin turbo boost, methanol injection, fuel injection boost, intercooler, ATS tranny.  Tested at a pinch under 600 hp on the dyno.  Rural settings especially, he loved engulfing a Prius in a dense black cloud of exhaust.  He takes after his mother! LOL!

He finally sold it.  Couldn't afford it! 
Title: Re: Smoke Responsibly And Roll Coal The Right Way With These Truck Modification Options
Post by: Lando Lincoln on July 11, 2014, 09:17:25 pm
I'm sure there are pics.  I'll get them uploaded. 
Title: Re: Smoke Responsibly And Roll Coal The Right Way With These Truck Modification Options
Post by: Dexter on July 11, 2014, 09:18:41 pm
I hate to say this, but isn't this a bit childish?  :shrug:

Yeah, it is.
Title: Re: Smoke Responsibly And Roll Coal The Right Way With These Truck Modification Options
Post by: Lando Lincoln on July 11, 2014, 09:26:46 pm
I hate to say this, but isn't this a bit childish?  :shrug:


Oh... it is that, to be sure.  But Good Lord, the aftermarket technology is incredible for those things.
Title: Re: Smoke Responsibly And Roll Coal The Right Way With These Truck Modification Options
Post by: olde north church on July 12, 2014, 07:18:28 pm
Sometimes you need to fight stupidity with childishness.
Title: Re: Smoke Responsibly And Roll Coal The Right Way With These Truck Modification Options
Post by: Atomic Cow on July 12, 2014, 07:25:02 pm
I hate to say this, but isn't this a bit childish?  :shrug:

Reminds me more of slacktivism than anything else. Plus, it's damned dangerous for anyone behind them on the road.

Childish, yes.  However, it is probably not as common as it seems.  The Internet tends to blow things way out of proportion, mostly because those doing it brag all over the place.