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Briefing Room Polls (Guests Welcome!) => The Briefingroom Polls => Topic started by: corbe on November 19, 2017, 09:34:27 pm
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Eventually moore of yall will tire of my stupid polls or Management will shut them down.
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After nearly 50 years, a piece of my soul and camaraderie.
Plus drama, comedy, mutual memories, and a lot more.
Plus love of course.
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I missed ALL options the most, except Income, I got a boost there, I was smoking moore beer anyway which probably played a significant part in why they left me to begin with.
Every damn one of them took a part of my Soul~Loved them all very much, still do.
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I had no idea that you could juice weed. That's awesome, cause I hate the smell of the smoke. I mean, not that *I* have smoked it before, but you go to a Jimmy Buffett concert and leave stoned from all the second hand.
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After nearly 50 years, a piece of my soul and camaraderie.
Plus drama, comedy, mutual memories, and a lot more.
Plus love of course.
ALL that!
And more.
Sigh.........................
(We're leaving this earth together, ala the Notebook. Yes, we are......)
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@corbe
Was that "moore" a Freudian slip, or did you just misspell the word more? ^-^
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A poll for pathetic losers? Swell.
If you are such a professional eff up that you marry a broad who ends up leaving you, the one thing you are missing is having your shit together. Don't see that in the poll options.
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I'm not changing the poll to reflect 'I don't marry women that would leave me' @Frank Cannon cause this Poll is not about Marriage, it's about your 'significant other' that may very well be your direct drive turntable or your dog, as it is in my case.
Consider the trails and tribulations of those of us that try and find beauty in all the different moments we share because we are attracted to those with a short attention span that always leave. This does not indicate we don't have our $hit together, there are other things at play here.
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Consider the trails and tribulations of those of us that try and find beauty in all the different moments we share because we are attracted to those with a short attention span that always leave. This does not indicate we don't have our $hit together, there are other things at play here.
That's what people who don't have their shit together tell you when you are stuck next to them on a bar stool. Luckily there is usually a game on at the bar and I can tune them out.
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That may explain why no one listens to me at bars.
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That may explain why no one listens to me at bars.
Judging by the polling subject, they don't listen to you at home either.
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@corbe
Was that "moore" a Freudian slip, or did you just misspell the word more? ^-^
No I think he spelled it right...
(http://img.thewhiskyexchange.com/270/brbon_tom1.jpg)
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No I think he spelled it right...
(http://img.thewhiskyexchange.com/270/brbon_tom1.jpg)
That looks delightful. I'll have to inquire where to get a bottle next time I see a hobo panhandling.
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Judging by the polling subject, they don't listen to you at home either.
Next time my dog walks on grabbing the first ride out of this madness I'm gonna let the pound keep her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQk8g4jul98 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQk8g4jul98)
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As long as the pets say I am good .
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That looks delightful. I'll have to inquire where to get a bottle next time I see a hobo panhandling.
My memory of Tom Moore goes back to the mid '70's in College when me and friends would piece together found bottle money, and scrap change to buy this $3 wonderment of Rot Gut.
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@corbe
First option—- a piece of my soul. From our first date, I knew there was something very special about him, and it didn’t take long for me to realize he was my soulmate.
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Peace of ass. @corbe
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@corbe
First option—- a piece of my soul. From our first date, I knew there was something very special about him, and it didn’t take long for me to realize he was my soulmate.
WOW! How many restraining orders do you have against you?
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@bigheadfred
I think that was covered under 'The Camaraderie' option, but I could be wrong.
Besides that is a pretty Bold thing to type in this day and age!
Someone is gonna make accusations about your insensitive, uncaring attitude toward women in general and if they shut down another of my very scientific polls, I'm gonna be pizzed. :silly:
Really, I should care moore.
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@bigheadfred
I think that was covered under 'The Camaraderie' option, but I could be wrong.
Besides that is a pretty Bold thing to type in this day and age!
Someone is gonna make accusations about your insensitive, uncaring attitude toward women in general and if they shut down another of my very scientific polls, I'm gonna be pizzed. :silly:
Really, I should care moore.
As a psychopath, I have an insensitive, uncaring attitude towards everyone. I have a 120 lb. Yorkie for camaraderie. My wife says I don't talk to her. I snarled at her when we passed each other in the hallway the other day and she hissed back. That is a like, a whole week's worth of conversation. She took a poll on FB that said she was 80% azzhole. I'm 100%. So, at the very least, 90% of what we could talk about is shit. Who wants to talk shit all day????
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WOW! How many restraining orders do you have against you?
My guess is house arrest. With supervised visits to Walmart.
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Have you ever considered just using PostIt notes on the Refrigerator?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCRf-cxGKJ8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCRf-cxGKJ8)
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WOW! How many restraining orders do you have against you?
@Frank Cannon
My attorney has instructed me not to answer that question.
Two days after I met him I went to his work to get his opinion on silver and china patterns. That didn’t go over too well, but I figure he was just overwhelmed with the choices.
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My guess is house arrest. With supervised visits to Walmart.
@bigheadfred
Excuse me. That would be Target. Give me some credit.
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@Frank Cannon
My attorney has instructed me not to answer that question.
Two days after I met him I went to his work to get his opinion on silver and china patterns. That didn’t go over too well, but I figure he was just overwhelmed with the choices.
LOL. Top Notch.
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@Frank Cannon
Two days after I met him I went to his work to get his opinion on silver and china patterns. That didn’t go over too well, but I figure he was just overwhelmed with the choices.
If I remember correctly, that is exactly Emily Post's number one suggestion for landing a husband. Or it was Lisa Marie Nowak. I always get those two mixed up.
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If I remember correctly, that is exactly Emily Post's number one suggestion for landing a husband. Or it was Lisa Marie Nowak. I always get those two mixed up.
@RoosGirl
We laugh now, but girlfriend was being practical. If you just really need to focus on your stalking game, throw on some Depends and floor it.
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@RoosGirl
We laugh now, but girlfriend was being practical. If you just really need to focus on your stalking game, throw on some Depends and floor it.
Thank God I am a repellent human being. I wouldn't to be on any of you broad's radar.
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Now I'm confused. You show your lawyer silver and china patterns. And that is Emily Post's number one suggestion? Get a lawyer before you get a husband?
Or is it you try to score a lawyer husband and wait two days before you apply the pressure with the silver and china thing? If he doesn't run you have a keeper?
@Frank Cannon @CatherineofAragon @RoosGirl
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@bigheadfred
I think that was covered under 'The Camaraderie' option, but I could be wrong.
Besides that is a pretty Bold thing to type in this day and age!
Someone is gonna make accusations about your insensitive, uncaring attitude toward women in general and if they shut down another of my very scientific polls, I'm gonna be pizzed. :silly:
Really, I should care moore.
Wait - how do we know he was talking about women?
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Now I'm confused. You show your lawyer silver and china patterns. And that is Emily Post's number one suggestion? Get a lawyer before you get a husband?
Or is it you try to score a lawyer husband and wait two days before you apply the pressure with the silver and china thing? If he doesn't run you have a keeper?
@Frank Cannon @CatherineofAragon @RoosGirl
@bigheadfred
No, my lawyer is keeping me out of jail for stalking. The stalk-ee was my husband. Somehow I ran him down and captured him. I think he just got worn out.
Hey, Fred, who's your avatar? She's pretty.
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Thank God I am a repellent human being. I wouldn't to be on any of you broad's radar.
@Frank Cannon
I've always been grateful for your repugnance.
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@Frank Cannon
I've always been grateful for your repugnance.
@CatherineofAragon
@Frank Cannon
Right? Because if he was a high roller *and* attractive in any way, we might not stand a chance against his charms.