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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: mrclose on April 02, 2013, 05:44:11 am

Title: Mayhem ensues as gun shaped cloud forms over Baltimore school:
Post by: mrclose on April 02, 2013, 05:44:11 am
Full Title: Mayhem ensues as gun shaped cloud forms over Baltimore school: Community looking for answers

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Park Elementary School in Baltimore is at it again—the same institution that suspended one of its grade schoolers for chewing his pop tart into the shape of a gun, is looking for answers in another ‘firearms’ incident that has shaken this fragile community.

Last Friday, on a mildly overcast spring day, students in the progressive parochial school were enjoying their lunch recess when out of nowhere all hell broke loose. During a school wide game of kickball at roughly 12:30 in the afternoon the weather and sky’s above began to shift. As a set of low-level cumulus clouds began to form over Park Elementary’s play-field, one ‘lone wolf’ cloud separated itself and morphed into the shape of handgun.

A group of boys sidelined for the game took notice of the cloud and it was then that a member of the schools faculty witnessed one of the students “smile” and then another mimic the atmospheric development by “sticking his finger out kind of like a gun”. Abhorred by this report, school principal Anita Clew burst out of her office and sprinted over to the schools playfield. Fearing the cloud may actually start shooting the children, a panicked Clew screamed at everyone to take cover. Students began running in all directions not exactly sure of how to hide from the sky.

Do I 'Really' need an /sarc tag here?

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