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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: RoosGirl on February 03, 2018, 05:37:01 pm
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A man faces an indecent exposure and other charges in Orange County after working out at his apartment complex’s gym while naked from head to toe, an arrest report says.
A leasing consultant at the Andover Place Apartments, off Rio Grande Avenue in southeast Orange, told deputies she was informed of a naked man in the complex’s gym just before 10 a.m. Wednesday.
The consultant arrived at the gym to find Kerry Haynes, 57,a tenant, who was naked and “utilizing every machine in the gym,†the report says.
The consultant alerted a maintenance worker, who told deputies he arrived to find Haynes riding a stationary bicycle. He was nude, without even socks or shoes, the worker said. Informed that the police were coming, Haynes immediately left the gym, the worker told deputies.
After deputies arrived at the complex, they were flagged down by a man who told them “the same naked guy†was lying in the grass and masturbating near a pond in the community, the report said.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-man-arrested-naked-riding-bike-orlando-20180201-story.html (http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-man-arrested-naked-riding-bike-orlando-20180201-story.html)
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Although that does sound a lot like me when I get drunk, I don't live in Orlando so it wasn't me this time.
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Although that does sound a lot like me when I get drunk, I don't live in Orlando so it wasn't me this time.
Really? Where do you live again?
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Really? Where do you live again?
If I tell you, do you promise to drop by, with a bottle of whatever you like?
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Nude, using a stationary bike.
I think I'll just skip dinner tonight.
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If I tell you, do you promise to drop by, with a bottle of whatever you like?
You got it!
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The naked workout is the least of this story. His activities in the lawn afterwards are what the headline should promote.
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He said he also saw Haynes urinate in the community pool.
LOL. Tenants suck.
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You got it!
Yep. I've been in those novelty shops with all the crazy hot sauce labels. Kind of passe' really. My ex-wife's family bought me one of those. I think it was called, 'Hell's Tears' (they are all associated with hell or the devil) something like that. Instead of keeping it around as decoration, like you are expected to do, I opened it an tasted it. It was very similar to Tabasco. No big deal at all. They paid for a label. The hot sauce was generic.
But, back on topic, tell me Mrs. @RoosGirl what do you like to drink? I'm a pretty solid Kentucky straight bourbon guy. I'm guessing you go for Sherry or maybe Schnapps. You don't strike me as a white wine lady.
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The naked workout is the least of this story. His activities in the lawn afterwards are what the headline should promote.
He was just cleaning out the drain pipe...
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He said he also saw Haynes urinate in the community pool.
LOL. Tenants suck.
I guess it's better than dropping a deuce in the pool.
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Yep. I've been in those novelty shops with all the crazy hot sauce labels. Kind of passe' really. My ex-wife's family bought me one of those. I think it was called, 'Hell's Tears' (they are all associated with hell or the devil) something like that. Instead of keeping it around as decoration, like you are expected to do, I opened it an tasted it. It was very similar to Tabasco. No big deal at all. They paid for a label. The hot sauce was generic.
But, back on topic, tell me Mrs. @RoosGirl what do you like to drink? I'm a pretty solid Kentucky straight bourbon guy. I'm guessing you go for Sherry or maybe Schnapps. You don't strike me as a white wine lady.
Root beer is about as liquored up as I get. Can't stand the taste of alcohol.
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I guess it's better than dropping a deuce in the pool.
You can see poop. You can't see pee.
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You can see poop. You can't see pee.
Yeah, but I trust the chlorine to kill anything that's in the urine.
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Lived in an apartment that had a lot of families with children. The kids basically lived in the swimming pool all summer. I never went near it for the reasons being discussed here. I don't know directly, but I'm guessing the pool water was 20% pee pee.
Never could get used to the idea of swimming in a public pool. Take a communal bath with all your neighbors and their kids? Ummmmmm....NO. No thanks.
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Root beer is about as liquored up as I get. Can't stand the taste of alcohol.
I understand. I'm the same way with pot. I've smoked pot several times, but it just doesn't do it for me. I have nothing against pot, like you said, I simply don't like it. It is not for me. Don't like the taste. Don't like the effect. Never tried anything stronger than pot (crack, cocaine, meth), and don't intend to, ever.
You can still drop by if you want. What part of the country are you in? NorthEast, SouthWest, on the coast, just a general area. We could meet at Denny's or something with you and your hubby. If you want to. I don't mind.
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Yeah, but I trust the chlorine to kill anything that's in the urine.
So you would drink toilet bowl water because there is a tab in the tank? That's hardcore prepper there.
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I understand. I'm the same way with pot. I've smoked pot several times, but it just doesn't do it for me. I have nothing against pot, like you said, I simply don't like it. It is not for me. Don't like the taste. Don't like the effect. Never tried anything stronger than pot (crack, cocaine, meth), and don't intend to, ever.
You can still drop by if you want. What part of the country are you in? NorthEast, SouthWest, on the coast, just a general area. We could meet at Denny's or something with you and your hubby. If you want to. I don't mind.
I'd rather drink swimming pool water than eat at Denny's!
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So you would drink toilet bowl water because there is a tab in the tank? That's hardcore prepper there.
Damn son, you're supposed to swim in the pool, not drink the water.
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I'd rather drink swimming pool water than eat at Denny's!
What?
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What?
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Your statement comes across as if there's something wrong with that.
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Your statement comes across as if there's something wrong with that.
Disappointed with your response. I thought you would go this direction....
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Disappointed with your response. I thought you would go this direction....
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Guess I'm so far out of your league I didn't recognize your jealousy.
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Guess I'm so far out of your league I didn't recognize your jealousy.
I know.
Whatever.
Shut up.
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I know.
Whatever.
Shut up.
Denny's is Great! Everytime I go there I order the same thing. Steak and Eggs breakfast (you always have to order rare, anything else and the will overcook it to leather) with hash browns and toast. Big glass of OJ with that, mmmmmm, nothing better in the world. You are my first. I have never met anyone before who didn't like Denny's. That's a new one for me. Didn't know you people even existed.
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I know.
Whatever.
Shut up.
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Denny's is Great! Everytime I go there I order the same thing. Steak and Eggs breakfast (you always have to order rare, anything else and the will overcook it to leather) with hash browns and toast. Big glass of OJ with that, mmmmmm, nothing better in the world. You are my first. I have never met anyone before who didn't like Denny's. That's a new one for me. Didn't know you people even existed.
Mrs. Liberty hates Denny's, so we don't go there, but I used to love the place. That breakfast you mentioned is one of my favorites, but even though they say they do breakfast all day I learned to stick to morning if I want that. They turn the griddle up after the breakfast crowd, and they always ruin the eggs.
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Mrs. Liberty hates Denny's, so we don't go there, but I used to love the place. That breakfast you mentioned is one of my favorites, but even though they say they do breakfast all day I learned to stick to morning if I want that. They turn the griddle up after the breakfast crowd, and they always ruin the eggs.
I've only been there once before midnight or after noon. So, I wouldn't know. That one time I was there for lunch I had something called a Fiesta Bowl, I think? It was a SouthWest grill kind of thing. It was OK. Not great.
I don't understand how anyone could not like Denny's. Compared to MREs or the chow tent, Denny's is 5 stars.
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Florida man strikes again.
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Denny's is Great! Everytime I go there I order the same thing. Steak and Eggs breakfast (you always have to order rare, anything else and the will overcook it to leather) with hash browns and toast. Big glass of OJ with that, mmmmmm, nothing better in the world. You are my first. I have never met anyone before who didn't like Denny's. That's a new one for me. Didn't know you people even existed.
I just don't think their food tastes very good. I like to eat out at places that either the food tastes better than what I can cook or it's some style that I can't easily recreate, like Japanese teppanyaki.
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Denny's is Great! Everytime I go there I order the same thing. Steak and Eggs breakfast (you always have to order rare, anything else and the will overcook it to leather) with hash browns and toast. Big glass of OJ with that, mmmmmm, nothing better in the world. You are my first. I have never met anyone before who didn't like Denny's. That's a new one for me. Didn't know you people even existed.
In my late teenage days after a drunken weekend with friends in Corpus, we stopped in San Antonio at a Denny’s to feed our hangovers. I made the mistake of ordering “Biscuits and Gravyâ€. The waitress asked me if i wanted the gravy on the side. I replied that I preferred it on top of the biscuits, but either way was fine.
I got dinner rolls with brown gravy on the top. :thud:
I almost lost the Gatorade I had previously guzzled when the smell and sight hit me in the face. That was my first and last trip to Denny’s. I hear they serve redneck food these days, but I haven’t been back to find out.
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Biscuits can only be served with white pepper gravy, with sausage. That cook should have been taken out and shot Dinner rolls? WTF is that? So many levels of wrong.
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Biscuits can only be served with white pepper gravy, with sausage. That cook should have been taken out and shot.
He would have been had I been packing and physically able to hold the gun. LOL. I was not happy.
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Biscuits can only be served with white pepper gravy, with sausage. That cook should have been taken out and shot Dinner rolls? WTF is that? So many levels of wrong.
The bad part really is that sausage gravy is *SO* easy to make. There's no excuse for it being bad. Or brown. *****rollingeyes*****
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The bad part really is that sausage gravy is *SO* easy to make. There's no excuse for it being bad. Or brown. *****rollingeyes*****
Or on dinner rolls, for Chrissakes. The mere thought has me turning my wrist veins inside out....
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Or on dinner rolls, for Chrissakes. The mere thought has me turning my wrist veins inside out....
Oh yeah, that too. As if they don't use frozen biscuits they could have cooked up in about 20 minutes.
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Glad I ate dinner before reading this train wreck.
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Glad I ate dinner before reading this train wreck.
I didn’t. Took two bites and gave the rest to the dogs. Just remembering made me feel queasy.
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I didn’t. Took two bites and gave the rest to the dogs. Just remembering made me feel queasy.
You need to feed the furnace to ride with the big dogs.
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You need to feed the furnace to ride with the big dogs.
Dutch chocolate ice cream later tonight will help. :P
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Dutch chocolate ice cream later tonight will help. :P
Rocky Road and we ride! :cool:
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Glad I ate dinner before reading this train wreck.
I didn’t. Took two bites and gave the rest to the dogs. Just remembering made me feel queasy.
Man y'all is sensitive little things.
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Rocky Road and we ride! :cool:
I’m not overly fond of nuts in my ice cream. Guess I could pick ‘em out, wash ‘em off, and eat them afterwards. Deal!
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I’m not overly fond of nuts in my ice cream. Guess I could pick ‘em out, wash ‘em off, and eat them afterwards. Deal!
If you don't like nuts I can see why this article bothered you so much.
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I’m not overly fond of nuts in my ice cream. Guess I could pick ‘em out, wash ‘em off, and eat them afterwards. Deal!
I do like them washed. So...why not!
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I do like them washed. So...why not!
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There's no excuse for it being bad. Or brown.
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I wouldn't say that to Shaft....he's both.
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Glad I ate dinner before reading this train wreck.
Denny's?