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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: flowers on March 05, 2014, 06:56:23 pm

Title: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Post by: flowers on March 05, 2014, 06:56:23 pm

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5.. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'YES'

7. Feel better?

GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.

 :whistle:

Title: Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Post by: massadvj on March 05, 2014, 07:07:46 pm

Make sure you turn up the volume on your computer so you can hear that crumpling paper sound as Barack OPapaDoc is smooshed into a useless wad and forgotten.

Title: Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Post by: WAYNE on March 05, 2014, 07:49:19 pm

 :amen:

Title: Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on March 05, 2014, 11:34:10 pm

LOVE IT!   :laugh: