Donald Trump's 7 Debate Demands Revealed
Politics · May 16, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

Details were still being ironed out, but it was confirmed yesterday that the world could now look forward to another debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden. While Biden's list of conditions to agree to the debate made the rounds on social media, Trump's list of demands was not made public… until now.

The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of Donald Trump's debate demands:

    Benny Hill music must be played whenever Biden wanders around the stage: His aimless shuffling will be much more entertaining to the viewing audience set to "Yakety Sax."

    Moderators have to be smoking hot: Not just attractive. They have to be hot. Smoking hot. At least a 9 or a 10. Or even better than 10, maybe. Debates are better with hot moderators. I can't look at a dog for 3 hours. That would be terrible.

    Catering provided by McDonald's: Big Macs and Diet Cokes during every commercial break.

    Lightning round: Featuring a wheel to be spun for prizes, including Trump Steaks, Trump sneakers, and Trump NFTs.

    Sad trombone riff plays following every Biden answer: Wah-wah-wahhhhh!

    Whenever Trump drops a savage diss, sunglasses lower from the ceiling and the words "Thug Life" appear onscreen: Don't worry, Biden won't even know it's happening.

    The loser gets slimed: It's time to bring the genius of Nickelodeon to presidential debates.

When reached for comment, the White House would neither confirm nor deny that Biden had agreed to Trump's demands.

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Much as I try to feel sympathy for Californians, the fact remains that they continue to elect morons like Kamala and Newsom. Stop doing that.

Record temps in Florida for this time of year already. 

I live in a northern state. I cut grass on March 15 th this year. My family has owned  an office building since 1979. Back in the 80's it was common to have the parking lot snow plowed 35-40 times over the course of a winter.-ogften twice a day due to heavy snows This past winter 2 times, year before that once, and last decade or so about 5-6 times per year on average.

We are warming up.

Note to @banddag   Hello.  Weather IS cyclical.  We go through warming trends and cooling trends. High temperatures and low temperatues; cooler and warmer than usual some years. Storms and no storms in some areas.  Tornadoes in some areas and none in others.  Hurricanes in some areas and not in others.

All this hype about climate change is a bunch of crappola.  What are you going to do next year if the temps are cooler than normal???

Yep.  It's hot out.  Hotter than normal for this time of year compared to the past several years. Likely, it's going to be a very hot summer with tropical storms. Tropical storms are the norm.  Possibly a few hurricanes. 

However, Florida has weather warmer than most states and weather is cyclical.

As the ole saying goes, if you can't stand the heat ... get out!!!   Way too many transplants around.

Troll has a tough time with the comprehension of the difference between weather and climate.

Record temps in Florida for this time of year already. 

I live in a northern state. I cut grass on March 15 th this year. My family has owned  an office building since 1979. Back in the 80's it was common to have the parking lot snow plowed 35-40 times over the course of a winter.-ogften twice a day due to heavy snows This past winter 2 times, year before that once, and last decade or so about 5-6 times per year on average.

We are warming up.

Trollz  gotz to be trollz.

So even with your silly <50 year meteorlogical sample size you are spewing this scam?  Take a few statistics classes before running your mouth off.

We had 3 citrus killing events in the past 3 yrs. here.  After not having a <18 degree day for 15 years.  I could make the same damn ridiculous  claim that the climate is cooling.

And even on a larger macro scale, we could have a spirited discussion, on why Greenland was inhabitable a 1000 years ago, and not now. 

Stuff the climate scam bull shit.