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Title: Lets drop the bomb.
Post by: Wingnut on June 27, 2019, 05:50:58 am
Lets drop the big one.   I am tied of the bullshit.  So who goes 1st?  Iran. Mexico. North Korea. Somalia. The jew hatters in ......
Title: Re: Lets drop the bomb.
Post by: Smokin Joe on June 27, 2019, 07:28:58 am
Lets drop the big one.   I am tied of the bullshit.  So who goes 1st?  Iran. Mexico. North Korea. Somalia. The jew hatters in ......

Don't we have enough to go around?

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fd/Dr._Strangelove_-_Riding_the_Bomb.png/220px-Dr._Strangelove_-_Riding_the_Bomb.png)

Just hang on for 8 seconds...oh, nevermind, different sport.
Title: Re: Lets drop the bomb.
Post by: Wingnut on June 27, 2019, 08:06:31 am
Don't we have enough to go around?

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fd/Dr._Strangelove_-_Riding_the_Bomb.png/220px-Dr._Strangelove_-_Riding_the_Bomb.png)

Just hang on for 8 seconds...oh, nevermind, different sport.


Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45-caliber automatic, two boxes ammunition, four days' concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination "Rooshin" phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings... Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dallas with all that stuff."
Title: Re: Lets drop the bomb.
Post by: Smokin Joe on June 27, 2019, 08:29:12 am

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45-caliber automatic, two boxes ammunition, four days' concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination "Rooshin" phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings... Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dallas with all that stuff."
:beer:
Title: Re: Lets drop the bomb.
Post by: roamer_1 on June 27, 2019, 09:56:07 am

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45-caliber automatic, two boxes ammunition, four days' concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination "Rooshin" phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings... Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dallas with all that stuff."

Sorry to say it @The Ghost ... But you don't look all that good in lipstick and nylons.  :shrug: :whistle:
Title: Re: Lets drop the bomb.
Post by: Wingnut on June 27, 2019, 05:18:38 pm
Sorry to say it @The Ghost ... But you don't look all that good in lipstick and nylons.  :shrug: :whistle:
So you are say'n I don't have a Knack for that look?
 333cleo
Title: Re: Lets drop the bomb.
Post by: dfwgator on June 27, 2019, 05:20:49 pm
Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqBrw3rQvKo#)
Title: Re: Lets drop the bomb.
Post by: Smokin Joe on June 27, 2019, 05:21:29 pm
So you are say'n I don't have a Knack for that look?
 333cleo
Nah. Not so much. It might go over better in Austin than Dallas, though.
Title: Re: Lets drop the bomb.
Post by: Wingnut on June 27, 2019, 05:25:25 pm
Nah. Not so much. It might go over better in Austin than Dallas, though.

How about Oak Cliff?   wink777
Title: Re: Lets drop the bomb.
Post by: andy58-in-nh on June 27, 2019, 05:41:21 pm
No one likes us
I don't know why
We may not be perfect
But heaven knows we try
But all around
Even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one
And see what happens

We give them money
But are they grateful
No, they're spiteful
And they're hateful
They don't respect us
So let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one
And pulverize them


               - Randy Newman
Title: Re: Lets drop the bomb.
Post by: Smokin Joe on June 27, 2019, 05:57:47 pm
Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pklr0UD9eSo#)
Title: Re: Lets drop the bomb.
Post by: GrouchoTex on June 27, 2019, 06:00:58 pm

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45-caliber automatic, two boxes ammunition, four days' concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination "Rooshin" phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings... Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dallas with all that stuff."
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Title: Re: Lets drop the bomb.
Post by: Mod1 on June 27, 2019, 06:06:40 pm
Please remember that member-created content goes into Exclusive Content.
Title: Re: Lets drop the bomb.
Post by: conservativevoter on June 27, 2019, 06:07:05 pm
Hard to choose from that list.  I'm going to pick Iran!  Long history, ya know.  :patriot:
Title: Re: Lets drop the bomb.
Post by: Wingnut on June 27, 2019, 06:11:46 pm
Please remember that member-created content goes into Exclusive Content.

I did not know that.  Seriously.  I'm new around here and I need someone to hold my hand from time to time.

Unless you are a dude that is.  I only hold hands with the lady's.   Just say'n!
Title: Re: Lets drop the bomb.
Post by: Restored on June 27, 2019, 06:53:28 pm
Disagree on Iran. The Iranians students here are very cool and the women are smoking hot.
Title: Re: Lets drop the bomb.
Post by: Smokin Joe on June 27, 2019, 07:09:35 pm
Disagree on Iran. The Iranians students here are very cool and the women are smoking hot.
But over there the women are so hot they come in their own bag...
Title: Re: Lets drop the bomb.
Post by: Ghost Bear on June 27, 2019, 10:33:18 pm
Who gets it first?

Washington D.C., of course.  But only if it's a weekday when Congress is in session.   :cool: