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Title: China Now Claiming It Has Also Intercepted a UFO
Post by: mystery-ak on February 12, 2023, 03:28:14 pm
China Now Claiming It Has Also Intercepted a UFO
By Bonchie | 8:00 AM on February 12, 2023


Good news, everybody. All those UFOs being shot down over the US and Canada might not be from China after all, leaving the possibility that it’s just an alien invasion on the table.

According to the Chicoms, they have detected an unidentified craft over Rizhao and have scrambled jets in response, warning fishermen to stay alert if something comes crashing down out of the sky.

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1624735967566233600

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Title: Re: China Now Claiming It Has Also Intercepted a UFO
Post by: Idiot on February 12, 2023, 04:26:34 pm
You just gotta love it.  You can't make this crap up...
Title: Re: China Now Claiming It Has Also Intercepted a UFO
Post by: mystery-ak on February 12, 2023, 04:31:01 pm
https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1624747843536789505
Title: Re: China Now Claiming It Has Also Intercepted a UFO
Post by: DB on February 12, 2023, 04:54:16 pm
Release the balloons!
Title: Re: China Now Claiming It Has Also Intercepted a UFO
Post by: corbe on February 12, 2023, 05:07:57 pm
   Bored with the Ukraine war bidet's trying to start an intergalactic war.
Title: Re: China Now Claiming It Has Also Intercepted a UFO
Post by: Wingnut on February 12, 2023, 05:14:31 pm
Biden is opening a new wing at Roswell.
Title: Re: China Now Claiming It Has Also Intercepted a UFO
Post by: Free Vulcan on February 12, 2023, 05:19:13 pm
Quote from: corbe on February 12, 2023, 05:07:57 pm
   Bored with the Ukraine war bidet's trying to start an intergalactic war.

Pew pew pew pew!
Title: Re: China Now Claiming It Has Also Intercepted a UFO
Post by: catfish1957 on February 12, 2023, 05:19:54 pm
Quote from: Wingnut on February 12, 2023, 05:14:31 pm
Biden is opening a new wing at Roswell.

Are those grays gonna get some wigs, so Joe can get some "sniff time"?
Title: Re: China Now Claiming It Has Also Intercepted a UFO
Post by: catfish1957 on February 12, 2023, 05:25:09 pm
With our luck lately, this is what will probably show up......

(https://nofspodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/starship-troopers-arachnids-army-attack.gif)

Title: Re: China Now Claiming It Has Also Intercepted a UFO
Post by: GtHawk on February 12, 2023, 05:28:44 pm
Quote from: Free Vulcan on February 12, 2023, 05:19:13 pm
Pew pew pew pew!
That's what those walking behind Brandon say.
Title: Re: China Now Claiming It Has Also Intercepted a UFO
Post by: corbe on February 12, 2023, 06:07:06 pm
https://youtu.be/I_ykY1CIhwc (https://youtu.be/I_ykY1CIhwc)
Title: Re: China Now Claiming It Has Also Intercepted a UFO
Post by: Hoodat on February 12, 2023, 06:13:07 pm
Did the China balloon mysteriously steer its way over all of its SAC bases?
Title: Re: China Now Claiming It Has Also Intercepted a UFO
Post by: Wingnut on February 12, 2023, 06:38:41 pm
It seems we are living in a 1950's B-Movie double feature right now in 2023. 

Quote
George Barley: Why doesn't the government do something, that's what I'd like to know.

Mr. Krull: What can they do, they're only people just like us.

George Barley: People my foot, they're democrats.

-The day the Earth Stood Still.