BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash

[libertybele]

Luckily Tiger didn't injure anyone else but himself!  He go behind the wheel while under the influence.  Has he ever though about  if he gets in an accident, who he might injure or even worse kill as a result? 

The man needs some serious help.  I'd be darn if he'd even see the kids without supervision as I sure as heck wouldn't want my kids in the car with him.

[mystery-ak]

Luckily Tiger didn't injure anyone else but himself!  He go behind the wheel while under the influence.  Has he ever though about  if he gets in an accident, who he might injure or even worse kill as a result? 

The man needs some serious help.  I'd be darn if he'd even see the kids without supervision as I sure as heck wouldn't want my kids in the car with him.

I think Don Jr is concerned since his kids are in the car with Tiger..

[mystery-ak]

Tiger Woods stepping away from golf to 'seek treatment' following DUI arrest
Woods said he understood 'the seriousness of the situation I find myself in today'
By Scott Thompson Fox News
Published March 31, 2026 6:55pm EDT | Updated March 31, 2026 7:21pm EDT

Tiger Woods is stepping away from golf "to seek treatment" after his DUI arrest Friday in Jupiter Island, Florida, after a rollover crash.

"I know and understand the seriousness of the situation I find myself in today," Woods said in a statement posted on social media.

"I am stepping away for a period of time to seek treatment and focus on my health. This is necessary in order for me to prioritize my well-being and work toward lasting recovery.

"I’m committed to taking the time needed to return in a healthier, stronger, and more focused place, both personally and professionally. I appreciate your understanding and support, and ask for privacy for my family, loved ones and myself at this time."

Woods released the statement after entering a plea of not guilty, waiving his arraignment and demanding a trial with a jury Tuesday.

Woods' attorney, Douglas N. Duncan, did not immediately respond to a request for comment by Fox News Digital.

Woods was arrested in Florida with prescription opioids found in his pocket after being involved in a rollover crash Friday, according to court documents.

more
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/tiger-woods-stepping-away-from-golf-seek-treatment-following-dui-arrest

[mountaineer]

Did TW just recycle statements from previous incidents?

[libertybele]

He said he's seeking treatment.  Certainly he can afford a  great recovery program and care.  I wish him the best.

[Idiot]

Tiger Woods stepping away from golf to 'seek treatment' following DUI arrest
Woods said he understood 'the seriousness of the situation I find myself in today'
By Scott Thompson Fox News
Published March 31, 2026 6:55pm EDT | Updated March 31, 2026 7:21pm EDT

Tiger Woods is stepping away from golf "to seek treatment" after his DUI arrest Friday in Jupiter Island, Florida, after a rollover crash.

"I know and understand the seriousness of the situation I find myself in today," Woods said in a statement posted on social media.

"I am stepping away for a period of time to seek treatment and focus on my health. This is necessary in order for me to prioritize my well-being and work toward lasting recovery.

"I’m committed to taking the time needed to return in a healthier, stronger, and more focused place, both personally and professionally. I appreciate your understanding and support, and ask for privacy for my family, loved ones and myself at this time."

Woods released the statement after entering a plea of not guilty, waiving his arraignment and demanding a trial with a jury Tuesday.

Woods' attorney, Douglas N. Duncan, did not immediately respond to a request for comment by Fox News Digital.

Woods was arrested in Florida with prescription opioids found in his pocket after being involved in a rollover crash Friday, according to court documents.

more
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/tiger-woods-stepping-away-from-golf-seek-treatment-following-dui-arrest

Pleading not guilty but seeking treatment?  I didn't do it, but I'm off to treatment just in case...lol.

[catfish1957]

Did TW just recycle statements from previous incidents?

I've had enough corporate media training to see a canned PR bullshit statement a mile away.  He's gotta pay a $500K/yr.   publicist for something.

[mystery-ak]

https://twitter.com/EricLDaugh/status/2039724268418703408

[DefiantMassRINO]

Woods needs to retire from competiton before his pain management treatments kill him.

He can do the occasional celebrity golf tournament for charity to rehabilitate his public image.  He can open golf camps for disadvantged youth, etc., to give back.

The same drive that made Tiger a great golfer is now hell-bent on his self-destruction.

I wonder if he has a bad case of impostor syndrome that's driving him at this stage of his life.

[mystery-ak]

https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/2039820485471740393

[mystery-ak]

https://twitter.com/TaraBull/status/2039776125975728301

[Idiot]

https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/2039820485471740393

"I was just talking to the President".  Oh brother........

[mountaineer]

Is it legal in Florida to use a non-hands-free phone while driving?

[DCPatriot]

Is it legal in Florida to use a non-hands-free phone while driving?

The current video has him walking toward his vehicle and the officer while he is speaking on his phone.

[libertybele]

Is it legal in Florida to use a non-hands-free phone while driving?

Yes under the new law you can use a hand held phone to talk while driving, however texting is not allowed. 

Personally, I think it is craziness to talk on a hand held phone while driving.  If your vehicle isn't equipped with a hands-free device, then pull over to the side of the road and talk.   

[mountaineer]

It's a traffic offense in my state and, I believe,  in a neighboring one. It really is a safety hazard.

[DCPatriot]

Yes under the new law you can use a hand held phone to talk while driving, however texting is not allowed. 

Personally, I think it is craziness to talk on a hand held phone while driving.  If your vehicle isn't equipped with a hands-free device, then pull over to the side of the road and talk.   

When a person alone in the car is holding a cheeseburger...chewing while driving.  Is he/she distracted?

Does the taste of the pickles and special sauce make the driver unaware of the changing light?

I think it's silly to not allow hand held phone conversations.

Of course there's the exception where the caller is telling the driver they never want to see or hear from them again...and  runs over a hot-dog cart.   

[Smokin Joe]

I observed a woman talking with the phone mounted on the dash, using both of her hands as part of the conversation. 
I have seen kneewalking drunks do a better job of staying in one lane.
She was all over the road.

I just timed it so when she went right, I passed on the left, leaving her as much room as possible.

[mountaineer]

A young woman on her phone narrowly missed T-boning us a few years ago. Too busy chatting or texting to notice her light had turned red.

[mountaineer]

The bodycam and police cruiser cam footage is, um, interesting.

Dr. Jebra Faushay
@JebraFaushay
This is an actual picture of Tiger Woods and it looks like he’s either Mary of Nazareth, Mother Theresa, or he’s exiting the birth canal.

8:43 PM · Apr 2, 2026

[Wingnut]

Poor Tiger.  The memes out there are just brutal...brutally funny!

[mountaineer]

Tiggy's enjoying some fondue in Switzerland.

Tiger Woods’ plane touches down in Switzerland after golfer vowed to ‘seek treatment’: NY Post.

[Idiot]

Tiggy's enjoying some fondue in Switzerland.

Tiger Woods’ plane touches down in Switzerland after golfer vowed to ‘seek treatment’: NY Post.

He needs to lose his drivers license.  This at least would keep other drivers safe, then if he wants to harm himself have at it...

[mountaineer]

USGA boss speaks out on Tiger Woods’ chances of playing US Open after DUI arrest
By Justin Tasch   
Published May 4, 2026, 5:31 p.m. ET

Tiger Woods is undergoing treatment in Switzerland after his DUI arrest on March 27, during which cops found hydrocodone pills in the golf legend’s pocket.

He had been hoping to play in the Masters at the time, but now it’s unclear when, or if, he’ll return.

He won’t play in next week’s PGA Championship, and he almost certainly will miss next month’s U.S. Open at Shinnecock Hills in Southampton.

“I’d be super surprised,” USGA CEO Mike Whan told Sports Illustrated regarding whether Woods could make it to the U.S. Open. “It would be wonderful for the event, and if he was ready, it would be wonderful for him. ...

NY Post

I doubt his golf game would be anywhere near U.S. Open standards, and he'd rather not play at all than miss the cut.

[Cyber Liberty]

USGA boss speaks out on Tiger Woods’ chances of playing US Open after DUI arrest
By Justin Tasch   
Published May 4, 2026, 5:31 p.m. ETNY Post

I doubt his golf game would be anywhere near U.S. Open standards, and he'd rather not play at all than miss the cut.

I can't blame him.  He has his inner Demons to work out, and I wish him well.  May he lead a rich, full life!

[mountaineer]

UPDATE 9/2/26

Tiger Woods is in a Florida courtroom this morning to change his plea. I saw a gossip item the other day indicating he has had to spend some more time in rehab.

https://twitter.com/GuntherEagleman/status/2095094974610129263

THE OUTCOME:
Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEagleman
Tiger Woods loses his license for FIVE YEARS on a plea deal… and honestly, driving is overrated anyway 😂
Unless you’re firing up a hot rod, who cares? Tiger can sit in the back of a limo, call a driver, or let a Tesla haul him anywhere he wants.
For a guy worth millions, this isn’t exactly the end of the world.
Tiger’s not stranded. He just got promoted to permanent passenger.
9:39 AM · Sep 2, 2026

[Idiot]

UPDATE 9/2/26

Tiger Woods is in a Florida courtroom this morning to change his plea. I saw a gossip item the other day indicating he has had to spend some more time in rehab.

https://twitter.com/GuntherEagleman/status/2095094974610129263

THE OUTCOME:
Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEagleman
Tiger Woods loses his license for FIVE YEARS on a plea deal… and honestly, driving is overrated anyway 😂
Unless you’re firing up a hot rod, who cares? Tiger can sit in the back of a limo, call a driver, or let a Tesla haul him anywhere he wants.
For a guy worth millions, this isn’t exactly the end of the world.
Tiger’s not stranded. He just got promoted to permanent passenger.
9:39 AM · Sep 2, 2026

I'd go with drivers license revoked permanently.

[Sighlass]

Heck, around here if you have Tiger Wood's money... You can purchase 500 acres and build your own race track and being private property no driver license is needed.

[berdie]

Tiger never recovered when he started getting bad press.

[Wingnut]

I guess needing a caddie is two fold for Tiger.