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General Category => General Discussion => Music Threads => Topic started by: libertybele on December 12, 2016, 02:39:50 am
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Grandma drank a little too much egg nog ... Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.... :silly:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok5WsPYcj5Y
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Happy Holidays from the 1980s.
(http://www.sondrakistan.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/nancy_reagan_mr_t_santa.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSH9ryRzHQ4
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Ali got run over by a bacon truck
Going home from our house on Ramadan
You may say there's no such thing as Ekrich
but as for me and Ali we believe
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Having grown up in Baltimore, it’s just not Christmas until I hear this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74INc6WwqYg
:beer:
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I always loved this when I was a little kid. And so did my older brother and his kids, my niece and nephew and now their kids. Everyone in my family calls it “The Funny Rudolph” song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLzH6_wB2xY
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJSBXt_VOOA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTO-fJi-uKE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRW2poUfJ34
More to come... :smokin:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtZR3lJobjw
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFQyib5ZQZY
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ44t3UDjGs
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPluS8LhGCc
And who can forget the classic...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTuuaTWwDK0
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Well, the thread title did say "twisted"...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9URPvejWHk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9URPvejWHk)
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Nothing says Christmas like Robert Earl Keen's "Merry Christmas from the Family."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg
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Nothing says Christmas like Robert Earl Keen's "Merry Christmas from the Family."
Thank you! Now I don't have to post it! ^-^
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More to come... :smokin:
22222frying pan
:silly: :silly:
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Unknown Hinson - Black and blue Christmas.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=scX1-CpN_Iw
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNNpVYwID3I
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSH9ryRzHQ4
Keep in mind: I have MUCH more where all this came from.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1DqTG4iFBk
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Sonnna offa bbbbi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8YQqK5e5es&feature=share
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This one has been around a while, so it's a classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_risJzuR2E&t=238s
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True Horror Story Behind Rudolph Revealed
http://asspos.blogspot.com/2012/12/true-horror-story-behind-rudolph.html
You heard the story: "Then one foggy Christmas Eve"... Santa asked Rudolph to guide his sleigh. What they don't tell you is that it really was just one and only one, Christmas Eve. Afterward Santa took delivery of a highly advanced, nuclear-powered sleigh delivery vehicle.
This is the inside word from of the reindeer involved, Blitzen.
"This solved all the problems Santa had of course, the problem is that all of us reindeer were out of a job.
Once Rudolph had broken tradition, all the traditions were thrown out. Elf magic was augmented by GPS navigation and on-board radar. His old-fashion spectacles were replaced with helmet-mounted night-vision HUD."
Blitzen says this was the beginning of the end for the North Pole Reigndeer Squad "Santa had always wanted to deliver in North Korea. It's hard not to have sympathy for the people in a prison state like that. The problem was it wasn't on the route, he tasked us reindeer to scout it one year, so that he could add it to the next years' itinerary."
"When the time came we all flew in formation, high enough to see the Yalu River from above Seoul. We're reindeer, so North Korean radar couldn't possibly pick us up. We didn't realize at the time that Rudolph was lit up like an AWACS. That nose."
"We didn't realize until Donner exploded and fell into the darkness below. A Chinese-built copy of the Russian 9K22 Tunguska firing SA-19 missiles had taken him out. We scrambled and dived low. Rudolph tried to turn his nose off, but he was panicky and couldn't control it."
Blitzen broke down at this point. "We lost a lot of good reindeer that night. Not just Donner but Dasher, Dancer and Vixen. Vixen, she was my good friend. It was a disaster from the get-go. I ordered Rudolph to head at top speed north to the Yalu River into China while we all went to the northeast towards the ocean passing Wonsan".
"It was bad. Donner went down near Sariwon, we heard later that Kim Jong-eun ate a dinner of reindeer steak to gloat in his victory. Just disgusting. Vixen went down around Anju as we were taking evasive action."
"Rudolph? I was real sore with him for a long time, but we never heard from him again. There were reports of a shoot-down near Kanggye but they were unconfirmed. I think Rudolph went into hiding, I mean, I don't blame him."
"The North Pole Reindeer Squad was officially disbanded. We are all officially unemployed or retired. Sure, elves clean the stalls and feed us 3 squares a day but it's not the same as being out there. I really miss those guys, especially Vixen of course. They went down in action, they died heroes. The rest of us old reindeer will just die old and gamey"
"Well, that is the real story of what happened. I wish it was jollier"
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My nephew Matt actually does a better Chewbacca and once regaled us with his “Chewbacca sings Christmas Carols”. He also used to do a mash up of Axel Rose (Guns & Roses) as Ethyl Merman singing "Every Thing’s Coming Up Roses". You had to be there. It was hysterical.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd79mpzBnJ4