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New thread.
2013-2016 thread (http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,107043.0.html)
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Some Lawyer Is Posting Hilarious "Tips" On Facebook (http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7040496/some-lawyer-is-posting-hilarious-tips-on-facebook)
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Some Lawyer Is Posting Hilarious "Tips" On Facebook (http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7040496/some-lawyer-is-posting-hilarious-tips-on-facebook)
Tip #20.
LMAO!
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Next 4 years are going to be like riding an elevator ... (https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/816281524932870150)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GccW3k8I6Ec
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GccW3k8I6Ec
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1yepFkAgsE
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S65jqrHQi_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S65jqrHQi_c
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Judge Rules Celebrities Must Perform at Trump Inauguration (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2017/01/judge-rules-celebrities-must-perform-at-trump-inauguration/)
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Funny. I'm more interested in the Damitol...
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http://freebeacon.com/blog/this-isnt-shtick-people-we-need-the-death-star-now-more-than-ever/
President Trump: Build Up That Death Star!
BY: Sonny Bunch
February 22, 2017 2:10 pm
Big news people: We are almost definitely still alone not alone! According to the Science™: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/02/22/nasa-announcement-live/
Life may have evolved on at least three planets in a newly discovered solar system just 39 light years from Earth, NASA has announced.
Astronomers have detected no less than seven Earth-sized worlds orbiting a cool dwarf star known as TRAPPIST-1.
Wow! Seven planets that definitely do not have life on them because we are alone in the cold miserable universe could support life! That's crazy. Of course, we need to keep our eye on the prize here:
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Comfortably Smug@ComfortablySmug
Planet e looks like a haven for terrorists and the one we should liberate first. Planet f is definitely full of terrifying space monsters
The simple fact of the matter is that if there is life on other planets we are now in a deadly race to either kill or be killed. And this is why we need Donald Trump to take drastic action right now.
That's right: It's time to build a Death Star.
Now look, I know what you're thinking. "That's evil," "You're dumb," "This isn't the movies, Sonny, grow up." Stuff like that. Well, first off, it's not evil, it's prudent. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/act-four/wp/2015/10/29/the-destruction-of-alderaan-was-completely-justified/ Second off, YOU are dumb. (Check and mate, friendo.) Third off, well, how do we know this isn't a movie? Are you sure about that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBvIweCIgwk
Look, there are lots of reasons to build a Death Star. Leave aside its necessity for interplanetary defense and think of all the jobs it would create. You want to make America great again, President Trump? You want to increase the labor force participation rate? Well, I've got a great way for you to do that: How about a 160-kilometer space station weighing 134 quadrillion tons built entirely with American-made products? Yeah, that'll keep those unemployment numbers down.
Plus, you can stick it to that nerd Barack Obama, a quisling who refused to do what was necessary to keep America safe from the threat of Planet E by preemptively rejecting the need to build a space station capable of traveling across parsecs to deal death in the name of the American people. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2013/01/12/white-house-rejects-death-star-petittion/?utm_term=.07046ccbaf2f
Will this plan be popular with the American people? You bet your ass it will be! https://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/death-star-petition-requires-white-house-response Tons of people want to see this thing built! You want to restore pride in America? You want to keep her people safe? You want to make an example out of Planet E to inspire the fear needed to keep the other six planets in line after you dissolve the Senate in 2018?
And, as a bonus, once we've eliminated the intergalactic threat once and for all we can decommission the Death Star, retool it as a luxury vacation property, and rebrand it as, you guessed it: The Trump Star.
Classic win-win-win!
Well. Except for Planet E, of course:
(http://s2.freebeacon.com/up/2017/02/death-star.gif)
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President Trump Has Lunch With The Pope
President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water.
It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.
The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get it."
The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed into the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat.
The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless.
No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.
But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN reported:
"TRUMP CAN'T SWIM"
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That is Juan of your best yet. 888high58888
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That is Juan of your best yet. 888high58888
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A black man and a white man, both first-time fathers, are pacing nervously in the maternity ward waiting room when a nurse rushes out of the delivery room holding a newborn black baby.
The nurse smiles and says, "Now, I wonder who this belongs to?"
The white man laughs and says, "It's probably mine. My wife burns everything."
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I love this thread!!!!
I gotta think of a joke.... I can't play yet.
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Meanwhile, somewhere in Texas.....
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Meanwhile, somewhere in Texas.....
And it's almost done too. :laugh:
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Meanwhile, somewhere in Texas.....
I think I can still see the Jockey's whip marks....
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In which of the above would you be most likely to find Bong Water and Seeds?
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At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.
Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.
"This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods.
The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."
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At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.
Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.
"This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods.
The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."
Reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQcdI_ZRYjM
And take the spoon out, I don't this to happen again.
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@Machiavelli
Reminds me of this one:
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There's just too much good Star Trek stuff out there.
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Yes, there is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyfhzqhJNbg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyfhzqhJNbg
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Jason C. @CounterMoonbat 15h15 hours ago
The Second Civil War might be brief.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9f5yFHVoAAL-lf.jpg) (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9f5yFGU0AAoKE-.jpg)
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Bitterly apropos for today
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Bitterly apropos for today
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I have some Easter jokes, but they're quite tasteless. :nono:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA-iF45pOlI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA-iF45pOlI
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Dave Allen was a true gem. :laugh:
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Just when you think President Trump can't stoop lower...
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The more you know...
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The more you know...
LOL
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ROFL!
Any photoshop experts inhouse?
All this needs is a Bic lighter and a ceramic pipe.....and wafing billow of smoke.
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ROFL!
Any photoshop experts inhouse?
All this needs is a Bic lighter and a ceramic pipe.....and wafing billow of smoke.
I just realised we have Reverend Jim Ignatowski as the pope.: OK. Wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaat dddddddoooooooeeeeeesssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllloooooooowwwwwwwww liiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhtt mmmmmeeeeeeaaaaaan?
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I just realised we have Reverend Jim Ignatowski as the pope.: OK. Wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaat dddddddoooooooeeeeeesssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllloooooooowwwwwwwww liiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhtt mmmmmeeeeeeaaaaaan?
:silly:
That photo was cut and pasted from DRUDGE. LOL!
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That gives a new meaning to the term "nuclear family".
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NSFW (http://i.magaimg.net/img/k3d.gif)
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NSFW (http://i.magaimg.net/img/k3d.gif)
That is serious But I would like to see it thrown against the wall.
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Say No to Drugs!
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Uh....that's Shannon Sharpe
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http://freebeacon.com/blog/this-isnt-shtick-people-we-need-the-death-star-now-more-than-ever/ (http://freebeacon.com/blog/this-isnt-shtick-people-we-need-the-death-star-now-more-than-ever/)
President Trump: Build Up That Death Star!
BY: Sonny Bunch
February 22, 2017 2:10 pm
Big news people: We are almost definitely still alone not alone! According to the Science™: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/02/22/nasa-announcement-live/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/02/22/nasa-announcement-live/)
Wow! Seven planets that definitely do not have life on them because we are alone in the cold miserable universe could support life! That's crazy. Of course, we need to keep our eye on the prize here:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5SiC2KWEAEMwJg.jpg)
The simple fact of the matter is that if there is life on other planets we are now in a deadly race to either kill or be killed. And this is why we need Donald Trump to take drastic action right now.
That's right: It's time to build a Death Star.
Now look, I know what you're thinking. "That's evil," "You're dumb," "This isn't the movies, Sonny, grow up." Stuff like that. Well, first off, it's not evil, it's prudent. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/act-four/wp/2015/10/29/the-destruction-of-alderaan-was-completely-justified/ (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/act-four/wp/2015/10/29/the-destruction-of-alderaan-was-completely-justified/) Second off, YOU are dumb. (Check and mate, friendo.) Third off, well, how do we know this isn't a movie? Are you sure about that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBvIweCIgwk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBvIweCIgwk)
Look, there are lots of reasons to build a Death Star. Leave aside its necessity for interplanetary defense and think of all the jobs it would create. You want to make America great again, President Trump? You want to increase the labor force participation rate? Well, I've got a great way for you to do that: How about a 160-kilometer space station weighing 134 quadrillion tons built entirely with American-made products? Yeah, that'll keep those unemployment numbers down.
Plus, you can stick it to that nerd Barack Obama, a quisling who refused to do what was necessary to keep America safe from the threat of Planet E by preemptively rejecting the need to build a space station capable of traveling across parsecs to deal death in the name of the American people. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2013/01/12/white-house-rejects-death-star-petittion/?utm_term=.07046ccbaf2f (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2013/01/12/white-house-rejects-death-star-petittion/?utm_term=.07046ccbaf2f)
Will this plan be popular with the American people? You bet your ass it will be! https://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/death-star-petition-requires-white-house-response (https://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/death-star-petition-requires-white-house-response) Tons of people want to see this thing built! You want to restore pride in America? You want to keep her people safe? You want to make an example out of Planet E to inspire the fear needed to keep the other six planets in line after you dissolve the Senate in 2018?
And, as a bonus, once we've eliminated the intergalactic threat once and for all we can decommission the Death Star, retool it as a luxury vacation property, and rebrand it as, you guessed it: The Trump Star.
Classic win-win-win!
Well. Except for Planet E, of course:
(http://s2.freebeacon.com/up/2017/02/death-star.gif)
Question,
Is he going to make the people of Planet E pay so we can build the Death Star???
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8aQ04dyRAM
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The Department of Labor claimed a farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
Department of Labor employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.
Farmer: Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.
Department of Labor employee: That's the guy I want to talk to -- the mentally challenged one.
Farmer: That would be me.
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Before the Shabbat (the Jewish Sabbath) service, Maurice goes to his friend Irving and says, "I need a favor. I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife. Can you hold him in synagogue for an hour after services for me?"
Irving is not very fond of the idea but being Morris' lifelong friend, he reluctantly agrees.
After services, he strikes up a conversation with the Rabbi, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
After some time, the wise Rabbi becomes suspicious and asks, "Irving what are you really up to?"
Irving, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse confesses to the Rabbi, "I'm sorry, Rabbi. My friend is sleeping with your wife, right now so he asked me to keep you occupied."
The Rabbi smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Irving's shoulder and says, "You better hurry home, Irving. My wife died two years ago!"
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From The Perry Bible Fellowship: (http://pbfcomics.com/)
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(http://pbfcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/PBF182-Food_Fight.png) (http://pbfcomics.com/comics/food-fight/)
(http://pbfcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/PBF249-Memorabilia.png) (http://pbfcomics.com/comics/memorabilia/)
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♫ THE CAT'S IN THE CRADLE AND THE SILVER SPOON
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John McCormack @McCormackJohn
Another shoe drops: DJT Jr. spotted during campaign with son of presidential assassin
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The best of the best
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Oldie but goodie....
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg
Loved it! Thanx.
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If you knew June, like I know June...you'd know June gets wet with as little as 3 inches.
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Panda tough.
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Uncanny.
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Gene was never very discreet with his sexual partners....or their species.
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Funny, we have a cow we named "Jean Simmons". I believe she could lick behind her horns.
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Steve Bannon @SteveBannen 49m49 minutes ago
CNN: Trump and Bannon force woman to make Nazi salute.
https://twitter.com/SteveBannen/status/897134379834765312
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Steve Bannon @SteveBannen 49m49 minutes ago
CNN: Trump and Bannon force woman to make Nazi salute.
:laugh:
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http://www.theonion.com/graphic/trump-blasts-critics-who-judge-neo-nazi-groups-mos-56662
Trump Blasts Critics Who Judge Neo-Nazi Groups By Most Extreme Members
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http://newsthump.com/2017/08/16/donald-trump-says-rebel-alliance-must-also-take-blame-for-violence-as-death-star-had-all-the-required-permits/
Donald Trump says Rebel Alliance must also take blame for violence as Death Star had all the required permits
Donald Trump has insisted the Rebel Alliance must take their share of the blame for the violence in the Star Wars universe after revealing the Empire had all the necessary permits to gather at the Death Star.
Speaking to reporters to clarify his position on the violent battles fought between the two sides, Trump explained that the fake news media are ignoring all the good people inside in the Empire. “I don’t see anyone talking about the bad people inside the Rebel Alliance charging at the Death Star even though it had all the necessary paperwork in place and was allowed to be there. “The Empire followed the rules, and went about its business within the rule of law, is that so wrong? Are we criticising people for obeying the law now?
“If we’re going to blow up Death Stars just because they’re symbols of oppression, what next? The Sith Temple on Korriban?”
Trump also went on to deny that he is racist, insisting that his favourite member of the Empire is entirely black.
“No-one has done more to bring harmony to the universe than me, nobody,” he went on. “You all agree with me, and even if you don’t agree with me, you definitely agree with me that there was violence on both sides, that’s all I’m saying. “Remember, with our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.”
Trump supporters have welcomed the clarification of the President’s position, especially in light of his previous pre-prepared statement that appeared to condemn the Empire.
Trump voter Chuck Williams told us, “Obviously what he said about the Empire the day before was written by the Rebel Alliance libtard cucks inside his administration. “But thankfully the power of the dark side is strong within Trump, as you will all come to realise, in time.”
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I've looked into the future and you will not believe this s***." (https://twitter.com/Super70sSports/status/899081199326564357)
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I've looked into the future and you will not believe this s***." (https://twitter.com/Super70sSports/status/899081199326564357)
Sonny Landham Died the other day?
Seriously? Damn.
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:thumbsup:
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(https://i.imgur.com/zSpHac7.jpg)
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Small-town mayor caught driving a lawn mower with a beer (http://nypost.com/video/small-town-mayor-caught-driving-a-lawn-mower-with-a-beer/)
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Small-town mayor caught driving a lawn mower with a beer (http://nypost.com/video/small-town-mayor-caught-driving-a-lawn-mower-with-a-beer/)
He apologized for that!
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Democrats Unveil 324 Million New Slogans To Appeal To Each U.S. Resident Individually http://trib.al/aY46JDv
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WASHINGTON—In an effort to rebrand the struggling party after a poor showing in the 2016 elections and to win over voters ahead of next year’s midterms, the Democratic National Committee on Monday unveiled 324 million new slogans to appeal to each United States resident individually. “We’re going to let Americans know that we’re fighting for each of them specifically with tailored slogans such as ‘A Better Construction Job For Brian’ and ‘Improving Schools For Your 9-Year-Old Twins Chloe And Sara,’” explained DNC chair Tom Perez, adding that the party sought to connect with more Americans by placing the customized slogans on postcards and door-hanger advertisements personally addressed to every inhabitant of the U.S. “From ‘Better Healthcare For Bill Webber’s Diabetes’ to ‘Mallory, We’ll Put That New Addition On Your House,’ to ‘We Can Probably Get You Five Minutes With Mark Ruffalo, Janice Marcott Of Cheyenne, Wyoming,’ our new party slogans have been carefully calibrated to narrowly focus on the issues each particular voter cares about most.” At press time, the DNC had already botched the rollout and sent bumper stickers with “Lowering Child Support For Ted” to all 324 million Americans.
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Black Testicles
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.
A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse," he mumbles, from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around gently.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely, a r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
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Yeah.... **nononono*
I'm not sure, given the circumstances, that this is a good time to exploit this event to make fun of Trump.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xZsBnjNY4U
Roy Moore's campaign song...with lyrics.
"she's been around, but she's young and clean."
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xZsBnjNY4U
Roy Moore's campaign song...with lyrics.
"she's been around, but she's young and clean."
@Once-Ler
HA
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Josh @JoshNoneYaBiz
Nov 20
Went to the store & there was an old lady in front of me at check out. Her balance was $178. She tried to use her card but it was declined twice. Y'all already know what I did. It was a lot but God will bless me for helping that old lady put all her groceries back on the shelf...
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Saw this today . . . now, seriously . . . how else would a real fan leave behind an indication
that this man's grave received a visitor . . .
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(You guess it--it's the grave of Curly Howard from the Three Stooges . . . )
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@Once-Ler
HA
@CatherineofAragon
(The Crests, "Sixteen Candles")
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoOuTSBAWWA#)
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSQZcAdPe0M#)
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@CatherineofAragon
(The Crests, "Sixteen Candles")
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoOuTSBAWWA#)
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSQZcAdPe0M#)
@EasyAce
Sixteen? That’s kind of geriatric for Roy’s taste, isn’t it?
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@EasyAce
Sixteen? That’s kind of geriatric for Roy’s taste, isn’t it?
@CatherineofAragon
Well, let's not get technical ;)
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https://politics.theonion.com/masterpiece-cakeshop-case-declared-mistrial-after-clare-1821020138
Masterpiece Cakeshop Case Declared Mistrial After Clarence Thomas Tampers With Evidence
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https://politics.theonion.com/rnc-we-warned-you-gay-marriage-would-be-a-slippery-slo-1821095609
RNC: 'We Warned You Gay Marriage Would Be A Slippery Slope Toward Accepting Pedophilia'
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Trump as a Marine? :rolling:
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! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL4D1PcgZd4#)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL4D1PcgZd4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL4D1PcgZd4)
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRpj8vsV4AE8Svm.jpg)
I don't know what this is, or what it supposed to be? It is certainly not 'funny'. It is not insulting to Trump, or to Liberals. It reads like a joke a 13 year old would tell his dad, because he knows dad has to laugh at everything he says.
I want the time I spent reading this retarded drivel put back on the clock.
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I don't know what this is, or what it supposed to be? It is certainly not 'funny'. It is not insulting to Trump, or to Liberals. It reads like a joke a 13 year old would tell his dad, because he knows dad has to laugh at everything he says.
I want the time I spent reading this retarded drivel put back on the clock.
Yeah...that time wasted gone FOREVER!
Lucky (till now), I'd glossed over it. :laugh:
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Yeah...that time wasted gone FOREVER!
Lucky (till now), I'd glossed over it. :laugh:
Yeah, I know. I thought I was missing something, like I read it wrong or something. So I re-read the thing.
But no. I wasn't missing anything. It is just pure gibberish. Who was the guy who took the time to img that crap?
I don't know? It is Christmas. We have to be generous today. Hope your Christmas is going Great DCP!
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Yeah...that time wasted gone FOREVER!
Lucky (till now), I'd glossed over it. :laugh:
I know that story won't win an AVN award for Trump on Trump action, and it certainly is diminished in comparison with your voluminous and extremely silly contributions to the silliness thread, but I really do believe you found the humor my friend.
It hysterically mocks dozens of memes that float through my Facebook feed daily. You no doubt see more and even dumber ones than I do, because that is the circle in which you run. The fact that you claim an inability to identify the humor, makes it even funnier.
You should come down here and laugh at yourself, and if you can't laugh at yourself then listen to me laugh at you, and laugh with me. Tomorrow we could be dead, and you will be wrong and I will be right, at least in my mind, and I will have never faulted you for being wrong...only humorless
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The GOP...F*** Yeah!
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Allahpundit@allahpundit
Last look at 2017
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