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Title: Panic attack Spooked Dems push for makeup, lighting fixes for Biden's age as prez rails against Mer
Post by: mystery-ak on February 10, 2024, 06:32:02 pm
 Spooked Dems push for makeup, lighting fixes for Biden’s age as prez rails against Merrick Garland
By Social Links for Jon Levine
Published Feb. 10, 2024, 10:42 a.m. ET

Panicked Democrats are wringing their hands in the wake of the damning special counsel’s report that accused President Biden of being too senile to be blamed for mishandling classified documents — with insiders even pushing for better makeup to hide the commander-in-chief’s advanced age as his re-election campaign grinds on despite his cognitive decline.

“The cake is already baked,” a despondent former Biden White House aide told The Post. “Most Democrats feel that way about the president already. They think he’s effective and a good person, but nobody really wants him to run. ..and Democrats don’t have the guts to try and remove him from the ticket.”
Longtime Democratic consultant James Carville said the issue of Biden’s mental condition had so harmed his chances in November that a criminal conviction of Donald Trump, his likely opponent, is the president’s only hope.

“We’re officially in Hail Mary mode here,” Carville told The Hill Saturday.

Allies and operatives have been flooding the White House with advice since Biden’s disastrous press conference Thursday, when he lashed out at special counsel Robert Hur for characterizing him as an “elderly man with a poor memory.” 

Some are telling the president to reimagine his makeup routine, CNN reported, while others are urging his staff to improve the lighting at his public appearances.

Others want Biden to begin his events seated in a chair to keep him from having to shuffle slowly to a podium – all in an effort to help the 81-year-old president sidestep questions about his age.

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https://nypost.com/2024/02/10/news/merrick-garland-the-villain-in-special-counsel-memory-scandal-report/
Title: Re: Panic attack Spooked Dems push for makeup, lighting fixes for Biden's age as prez rails against
Post by: Cyber Liberty on February 10, 2024, 07:01:12 pm
No amount of lighting will fix those beady little eyes.
Title: Re: Panic attack Spooked Dems push for makeup, lighting fixes for Biden's age as prez rails against
Post by: Smokin Joe on February 11, 2024, 05:58:57 am
I don't care how old he is, or whether he looks like Nosferatu or Errol Flynn.

His  policies suck, and have from day one.

He won't enforce the law, especially at the border.

He lies like a fine layer of dust.

He is corrupt as they come, and anything is for sale.

He's a stinking traitor, to the Country, the Constitution, and the American People.

No amount of paint job and bondo will make a car go if the engine is shot. Or maybe just has two (many) trannys.
Title: Re: Panic attack Spooked Dems push for makeup, lighting fixes for Biden's age as prez rails against
Post by: roamer_1 on February 11, 2024, 06:49:07 am
There ain't enough turd polish in the whole world.  **nononono*
Anyone could see he's a few bricks short of an outhouse.
Title: Re: Panic attack Spooked Dems push for makeup, lighting fixes for Biden's age as prez rails against
Post by: Free Vulcan on February 11, 2024, 07:41:13 am
Let the evil repulsive little troll burn and squirm.
Title: Re: Panic attack Spooked Dems push for makeup, lighting fixes for Biden's age as prez rails against
Post by: Smokin Joe on February 11, 2024, 11:17:22 am
There ain't enough turd polish in the whole world.  **nononono*
Anyone could see he's a few bricks short of an outhouse.
Maybe if they had him bronzed?
Title: Re: Panic attack Spooked Dems push for makeup, lighting fixes for Biden's age as prez rails against
Post by: roamer_1 on February 11, 2024, 07:34:59 pm
Maybe if they had him bronzed?

What, spray-on tan?  :silly:
Title: Re: Panic attack Spooked Dems push for makeup, lighting fixes for Biden's age as prez rails against
Post by: GtHawk on February 11, 2024, 07:58:50 pm
Maybe if they had him bronzed?
I can see the dems rolling out the new and improved 'Doc Brandon The Man of Bronze' :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:
I think all American will remember after that terrible press conference will be (https://i.imgur.com/pRPOsF0.jpeg)
Not to be confused with
(https://i.imgur.com/AleNWHx.jpeg)
Title: Re: Panic attack Spooked Dems push for makeup, lighting fixes for Biden's age as prez rails against
Post by: libertybele on February 11, 2024, 08:13:12 pm
They can paint him any color they want and try to buff up his image, but at the end of the day he still is a corrupt, evil, lying POS.
Title: Re: Panic attack Spooked Dems push for makeup, lighting fixes for Biden's age as prez rails against
Post by: roamer_1 on February 11, 2024, 08:33:49 pm
They can paint him any color they want and try to buff up his image, but at the end of the day he still is a corrupt, evil, lying POS.

Yeah, but that ain't the point. The point is that he is mentally compromised - They can hide the rest of it, but they can't hide the bare fact that he's nuttier than a rat turd in a pistachio factory. It's in his eyes. His posture. That can't be fixed short of a doppelganger.
Title: Re: Panic attack Spooked Dems push for makeup, lighting fixes for Biden's age as prez rails against
Post by: LMAO on February 11, 2024, 08:39:04 pm
That can't be fixed short of a doppelganger.

And lightbulbs appear over the heads of his campaign managers
Title: Re: Panic attack Spooked Dems push for makeup, lighting fixes for Biden's age as prez rails against
Post by: roamer_1 on February 11, 2024, 09:23:57 pm
And lightbulbs appear over the heads of his campaign managers

LOL! Don't think they ain't thought of that. Pay close attention to his ears if he suddenly becomes lucid and rises from the ashes. :laugh:
Title: Re: Panic attack Spooked Dems push for makeup, lighting fixes for Biden's age as prez rails against
Post by: Cyber Liberty on February 11, 2024, 09:28:13 pm
LOL! Don't think they ain't thought of that. Pay close attention to his ears if he suddenly becomes lucid and rises from the ashes. :laugh:

I think we are on version 2 or 3 already.
Title: Re: Panic attack Spooked Dems push for makeup, lighting fixes for Biden's age as prez rails against
Post by: roamer_1 on February 11, 2024, 09:43:03 pm
I think we are on version 2 or 3 already.

 :shrug: